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What is your biggest fear gaygen?
i am afraid that i am ugly and horrible, but people dont tell me this to save my feelings, so i blunder through life with underserved confidence and when i leave the room everyone laughs about me and feels embarassed for my sake.
Would sing the national anthem with and then have burgers together, then we would watch an all-American movie and cuddle. Then we would blow each other like some sort of faggots, but as American tradition goes it's just a joke haha.
I've got the plot all figured out. Now I just need an American to act it out with.
Also, everyone who say they don't like hamburgers are lying through their teeth.
I'm a forever newfriend as well. I didn't know that you even came to the threads. I've known what you look like b/c of lurking on tc.
Sludgepuppy reminds me of Ferris Bueller for some reason. He doesn't like it when ppl post his pics I don't think. Just search through the archives. Plenty of photos of him. I think a lot of ppl like him b/c he's cute, seems to be really nice and genuine , and he is a little bit of a flirt.
My anxiety manifested itself in an perpetual existential crisis.
God bless lexapro
I need to start watching Dancing With The Stars...
>tfw no latin lover
my fear is open water/things under water. there is so many cars in rivers around here. always they pull cars out of rivers
I love rubbing it against your but as you do that
Lexapro is shitty desu. Took it for over a year, didn't notice any big changes. I'm trying to come off it now and experiencing all sorts of horrible withdrawal symptoms (brain zaps, dizziness all the time, horrible vivid nightmares etc.)
I just found out that I've been a bitch this whole time. This is no laughing matter.
They were telling another anon that riding dick counted as being on top since you were physically on top.
So when my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, that's what we did. That's how we've been doing it ever since. And now I find out it doesn't count. This is bullshit.
He said it wasn't him.
that when I sleep at night, spiders might come and crawl inside my nose, ears, or open snoring mouth.
I was at a dev convention a couple of months ago.
I was at this suite party thing where the devs who had demos had rooms full of booze to have, uh, whatever the hell they wanted
And I was chatting with his chick about how it was my dream to be happily fat and we laughed and drank to the notion.
And I guess her dad was a protective one (or maybe she was too young to be alone?) and he just dug into about it being all like "What, you think don't think you should be sexy for your man?"
Maybe I was too drunk but it made my stomach turn.
I wont beat you.
I am a professional shitposter that is muscular and smart and funny. King of banter and charisma and most hated by oldfags. Also 4 inches just getting that out of the way.
>still doesn't have a bf
how come? I've had several boyfriends with less things going on for me
>3 hour exam in less than 24 hours
>Haven't started studying
>Still behind on lecture material
>No energy or motivation
If only I had a qt bf to help me revise. Is no bf a valid excuse for failing?
Congrats and hold onto him, anon.
>tans are sexy
Tans are for filthy peasants. A tru qt shines bright in the sun, and is a beacon of hope in the dark.
I've been told I'm attractive too :^)
I'm not the most socially competent.
Autism and anxiety can really set you back.
Other than that, I don't know why I haven't dated anyone. I prefer more masculine acting men, which aren't very common. Maybe that's it?
I don't get excessively bitchy feminine men. I'm gay. I like dick. I like things associated with said dick. Like masculinity. Not a lisp and hair that took more time to work on than your degree. Also
I don't know this guy, but I've lurked an you're fine for me
>I don't get excessively bitchy feminine men. I'm gay. I like dick. I like things associated with said dick. Like masculinity. Not a lisp and hair that took more time to work on than your degree.
Maybe you should lower your standards, not everyone is worthy of Masculine gay men, especially when there's not that many of them.
>tfw aryan bottoms hate latinos because central america and chicanos
>will never have purest genes bottom bf to make prostate orgasm with my 7 inch thing
Anyone else kind of hump their bed like this before going to sleep/after waking up?
For some reason slowly bucking my hips feels really good in a stretching type way
We talked about it and he really doesn't seem into it even though he said that he'd do it if I really wanted to. Now that I really think about it though, I'm not sure if I want to.
Yeah I did. Which is why it was even more embarrassing when I learned it didn't count as being on top.
Considering replacing my eyebrow hook for an itty segment ring..
Anybody else in gaygen with piercings?
Do you only like having them, or just looking at them?
Or the otherway around?
[spoiler]And if anybody might could way in on the eyebrow thing, maybe, I'm not sure if I want to or not. I know its entirely reversible but I tend to wear my jewelry pretty statically when I do make a change
lol, wut, really, my birth country is at the end of the list?
Guess I dodged a bullet there.
Oh, yeah, totally.
Moreso when waking up, tho.
It feels kind of gross to talk about but when I wake up having to pee, stretching like that feels pretty nice while I'm still half-asleep.
then you just fool him into it. When you suck him off you start slowly playing with other areas, like his balls, give them a little pinch, start licking his taint. After some time with that you try to force a finger in, make him horny enough to not care. When he's ok with that is when you introduce you rubbing your head against his ass until he begs you to put it in him.
People are plastic, they can be shaped. Just go Sun Tzu on him, make it your little hobby to get "revenge".
I don't have any piercings. The big ear plug type things make me nauseous, something to do with pierced flesh doesn't float well with me.
>average in the UK is 5.5
That makes me feel tremendously good about myself.
Nah, I'm gonna stop, I've had my bit of fun but I don't want to bully. Sorry Maki, I was just playing, everyone needs a laugh and a little self gratification every now and then right?
I have character flaws to the point of fucking up people I don't like, still I have had several bf's
>I prefer more masculine acting men, which aren't very common. Maybe that's it?
those guys are common though
maybe you're just not as attractive as you'd like to think
>No Germany bf
>That makes me feel tremendously good about myself
If you didn't keep importing shitskins, you'd probably be up there with the other white countries.
I've only one one part of me that's European and it's my least favorite part.
Wish you losers had stayed on your greedy-ass fifth of a continent.
.. did that sound too meanspirited, I feel bad now.
I don't mean it. </3
Ah, well, shucks.
I'm a Wayuu.
Well, I mean, you know.
Different tickles for different pickles and all.
Tbh, I'd take up an offer for a suspension if someone took me on for it.
Its all good as long as you give me that dank bp tbqh.
I like getting playfully teased or else I wouldn't have said it.
I used to get way worse on mtfg. I know you all would sleep with me so its fine ;)
Im still masc and top and proud
He writes a bunch so he knows how to get in people's heads :^)
>Anybody else in gaygen with piercings?
>Do you only like having them, or just looking at them?
>Or the otherway around?
Don't care for ear plugs or similar. I like facial piercings but they tend to look feminine to me. Someone else looking femme isn't a negative thing for me like it is for others here.
if you really like this guy then who the fuck cares if you're on top or bottom? you liked it, right? then who the fuck cares? sex with someone you care about isn't about who's greater/stronger or lesser/weaker (spoiler alert: it's because neither of you are). just have fun.
istg it seems like we have this "it's okay to like taking dick" talk at least once a month.
Here is german bf for you anon
german bf now 100% halal
You objectively didn't know what the term 'indie' is and I was correcting you. Indie simply isn't a genre.
And I don't even listen to indie rock. I only listen to prog and classical cause I'm a patrician.
You've seen me without you knowing. I post a bunch of pictures.
Its all for fun I don't mind.
I dont like when you pick on me though...it gets me aggressive tbqh
>tfw so elitist musically only listen to the most aggressive noise music with only twenty views max
>Hated mu because I grew out of neutral milk hotel before it became a meme
>Anybody who was in hardcore circles knew nmh grew out of it before mu took it
>Varg is mainstream black metal by a closet jew
>The antlers suck
>Anybody who gets their music taste from a websites a pleb
>Only listen to grindcore
I'd fuck a German police man tbqh, familiar.
>I will never give my big, German bf a massage after a stressful day of dealing with sand people
>We will never eat wurst together, and drink beer as he tells me all about the smelly criminals he had to deal with, and his workplace high jinks
Yeah. I like how heavy it looked, since it felt like a balance to my lips but now I'm kind of tired of it.
I hope you don't mind, but I listened to the Shrek 2 version of I Need A Hero instead
how did you meet your first bf, how old were you and how did it go?
>Nobody will ever say this to me in real life
most recent studies show otherwise - older studies have larger averages because they relied on "selfreported" statistics (lel)
I'm not in NC... in a state near by that also has a Piedmont area. But I do know a lot of great folks involved with that group. If I suits you and yours, maybe I will see you both at future events :).
>mfw my 5.6 incher is larger than 65% of the population
>For some reason all the dungeons or swinger clubs etc I've been to never seem to have creepers
I'm sure you fit right in, Mexicunt.
You're making me even more depressed.
There might be some ppl into stuff that you aren't into... so if that's how you define "creepy" then maybe. If you mean "are ppl touching me without permission or violating me?"... then no... they are gay leather: you have to operate by a code of conduct.
how did North Korea even take part in this survey? And why did Kim give his country such a shit size? He could have just lied and given North Korea the world's biggest average penis.
I ugh, squandered it hard. He worked at a shop I'd go into, and I went on a couple of dates with him, but then my head went screwy and I sort of retreated into myself for a while. We were never an item kind of thing, but we probably would've been.
But anon, it is the other way around. I want him to give me his. Well, maybe. At least I hope so. It was a profile that actually wanted dating, so they didn't really give details about their preference. Honestly I don't even give a fuck, I'd take a new friend at this point because I'm feeling pretty pathetic and lonely lately.
I bet you'd find it even more delicious if it was made you little boys.
Only with girls, and only when I'm drunk. I'm not even bi I think it's just some weird self hate thing where I need to pretend to be manly and straight or some stupid shit like that.
>Like people who'll accost me.
>Follow me around, or hit on me persistently.
that's a pretty big no-no. The only thing worse than that is publicly outing someone. Both those will basically get you black balled.
Updated completely scientific penis size chart
If you put numbers in coloured columns it makes it science
>>tfw no hairy bf to cuddle with on a cold sunday night
I'd like to do this to Maki-chin. I bet he'd start humping my leg like the pathetic dog he is.
Mhm, okay. That's very comforting.
Something about the atmosphere of a body mod event raises my danger flag senses on high alert.
It's usually very comforting, since there's definitely that feeling of respect amoung modders but the second someone proves themselves willing to disregard it shamelessly I just, like.. go into high alert and book it.
Id probably cuddle with you also.
I don't hide my face im just retarded ar taking pictures
>tfw six cups of coffee
>tfw no qt blond boy to titty fuck
I.. barely remember what he looked like. We were all getting wasted.
Just that he was very dad-like and if I think about it hard, I think I might actually only be assuming it was her dad.
I just remember she looked ambiguously young and he was defs, like, middle aged.
Lol, yeah, I picked that up from reading about their next event and the presenter's info.
I'm sorry to hear that, Anon.
I like qt blonds way too much, I don't think I could deal with being rejected by one.
blondes are cute
but so are brunettes
and most guys, really.
I think its juvenile to reduce attraction to one specific thing, and to have it as a hard requirement.
Just be openminded and accepting and you will be a lot happier and peaceful.
No. He was absolutely not nice about it.
I was his best friend.
He was the first boy I actually loved.
Whatever shit he was going through, I was there for him. I was pretty much the only one who truly cared about him at that point.
And he just threw it all aside as if it was nothing.
On his birthday. I had this gift and he didn't even take it. He just said "I don't even like you anyway" and walked away.
Even worse is that one time before that he told me that he was bullied in the past, and his friends did the same thing.
pretty sure hes gay.
he doesnt really break character much though.
I think I was.. 15? 16?
And there was this cutie nerd who liked me, I think
And I liked him, too
And we would play vidja together, or- really, I'd mostly just watch him
And I got to play boyfriend sometimes and "tend" to him, in the nonlewd way
And one time, we were at his place and we were wrestling ah, uh
We "wrestled" and he started dry humping me and then we just kind of
Got really cuddly for the rest of the day/night.
Also WOW THAT GIF THO
tfw no qt with smooth soft butt to rub my dick on
Sorry dude. That pretty much sucks. I hope you are doing well though.
Unfortunately, some people are very not nice, and one important thing to do for yourself, is to do well for yourself. Good luck.