dont believe the trolls telling you you have to have 7 inchers to top - the statistics show that 90% of men are below 6 inches, and that the average size is 5.1
STOP PENIS SHAMING NOW
OUR DADDY TAUGHT US NOT TO BE ASHAMED OF OUR DICKS
>the statistics show that 90% of men are below 6 inches, and that the average size is 5.1
and that's why you need a big dick
anything else is mediocre
average = mediocrity
mediocrity = bad
if your bottom can still wear white pants without fear, you should become a bottom.
I don't particularly like blonds with your body type anyway, mostly beefy and athletic ones. Maybe it's because it looks too feminine, whereas on someone with a more masculine build it creates a nice juxtaposition.
too much faggot nazis. they need to be cured from their evil homosexual nazi sickness
>You will never be a pretty straight girl
>You will never seduce literally every straight guy ever, with no effort
you can thank nazi anon for the pictures of sexy women. tell him thank you :)
because this thread is already in the toilet with shit OP.
you will never fuck her tight blonde pussy ;-;
i do not think nazi stuff is funny when my grandparents lived through it. and they are only survivors from their families.
no he was just really mean because I was bottoming and I started jerking off and he said yeah stroke your pussy
and I was like what
and he said yeah that's a pussy
to make things worse I came :c
because women are sexy anon. one day you will see that
Since this thread is subtly about my cock
Just letting everyone know no female has ever left me unpleased.
If anyone is interested in mini maki hit me up because im the shit and can get with anyone and everyone
ahahahah anon why?
why you should have more respect for yourself anon. please tell me you are not seeing him still
>he broke up with you
why anon? you should have broken up with him first. anon ):
it will never stop. you can thank OP for sexy grills :) when you see nazi anon tell him thank you for sexy girls
Straightness is a very serious disease that we should cure asap
>biscums strike yet again
threadly reminder: stay away from potential breeders
anon I'm sorry :( should we start hashtag #killallgrills? it will be like prison sex world
I'll just take advice from this man and leave this disgusting str8 thread prematurely.
Really you do not feel anything looking at girls? I thought everyone was some percent bisexual. Even little bit. I think most guys would let another guy suck their dick. Does not mean they are gay
ive just realised that all my standards for beauty are based on professional models posted on 4chan
perhaps this is not healthy
>Not one of the qtest boys on the planet
Just kill yourself already, senpai.
feminine men are pretty sexy. but only if it is natural feminine features.
wtf does this even mean? I don't even know what you are trying to say here :/
Damn, son. How is it even possible to have taste as shitty as yours?
I bet you like sandniggers and apes.
there is nothing gay about letting a guy suck your dick
Because I still believe
I still believe
I still believe
Believe in myself
Everydays a beautiful day
I don't think I've ever felt an emotional attachment to another person. I want to try to connect with people, get a bf or something, but social interaction is so draining, it's too much effort. Should I just give up? I'm worthless anyways.
I sure hope not.
I want him to reproduce with another qt blond's boywomb!
There's something about tattos that just get me rock hard. Im going to be covered in tattoos before I die. On my face and everything they are so cool.the tits are nice also would fuck them and cum on her face and make her walk outside with my cum on her face tbqh
>but social interaction is so draining
if you feel tired after social interaction then you're probably an introvert.
That doesn't mean you can't socialize, though. It just means that you need some time to recharge after socializing.
I, for example, like to go for a walk all by myself when I feel tired. It helps a lot to find what gets you energized again.
Also, as >>5198345 said, once you find someone special, it'll be effortless
tattoo girls is the best. a girl that will destroy her bodies with tattoos will be down for any kind of dirty degrading sex.
i understand my hair did same. i have lighter colour hair when i was young. but now it is black. ;-;
why is being gay and able to love guys so awesome?
Straight dude here, I can only achieve a full erection from prostate stimulation, Is this natures way of telling me Im gay?
Little whores are nothing but daddies little fucktoys and prizes. I love me some tattoed whores. Cummin in their little mouth and looking in my eyes swallowing the entire load and I pat her head and she winks with her emerald green eyes or sapphire blue eyes.
Sometimes tattoos are great target practice
>tfw all the sloots posted here are making me even MORE homo
>i never thought it was possible
hng. why is he so perfect /fit/ brehs.
it is not gay if you let a girl do it to you.
Sandy brown is nice too, Anon!
Under the assumption the guy is otherwise physically attractive:
Light blond > red >= dirty blond > dark blond/Sandy > black with blue eyes > brown > black
Ugly reds are pretty terrible though.
>Little whores are nothing but daddies little fucktoys and prizes.
>I love me some tattoed whores. Cummin in their little mouth and looking in my eyes swallowing the entire load and I pat her head and she winks with her emerald green eyes or sapphire blue eyes.
>Sometimes tattoos are great target practice
tfw you will never cum on a tattooed whores face
you can escape homosexuality if you really want it anon
Shut your whore mouth.
>tfw no model gf
dont worry it is fiction. I would never put my dick in girl with tattoos. for several reasons.
is my dick too small?
is 5.6 inches. i dont know what the girth is, or whether its thick or thin.
Why wouldn't I demean and degrade little whores that put permanent marks on their skin because DYADDDY never loved them. Its not my fault they are broken and makinastys here to plunder le booty :^)
Most of the fun from fucking hot women is telling your friends about it.
Literally find a band. You get them all the time. Makes your reputation socially look good also. They are insanely easy. I have no clue how theres straight virgins tbqh
I could probably kill you with no remorse
>Most of the fun from fucking hot women is telling your friends about it.
>Why wouldn't I demean and degrade little whores that put permanent marks on their skin because DYADDDY never loved them. Its not my fault they are broken and makinastys here to plunder le booty
tfw never got to live this life fucking hot girls with loose morals. dirty tattoo sluts.
can I live vicariously through your maki?
what the fuck is wrong with his face. is he burn victim.
i agree. gay genocide when?
clean the world from mathc4mathc fags
From you yes :3
I just like talking like a scumbag sometimes tbqh.
Anytime you want baby boy. Are you gay? Why do you have these pictures?
>Smaller than the guy above
I wonder if something happened though because he's been posting these last couple days about suicide. Ill be nicer to him. He probably got dumped or an awkward face abd they had to lie about how they much they liked it...
gay boys sure have nice cocks
maybe post your hairy chest too
>tfw no mtf gf who's still a stone cold killer who you can bond together over some extralegal justice in the name of lbgt rights
That photo was taken about 10 years ago. She's still alive and looks pretty much the same.
I don't really know what energizes me. But having a full time job where I have to interact with people all day makes me want to lock myself at home on my two days off so I never do anything that gives me the chance to meet anybody.
pol was right again, gays are crazy. this is why I don't come out and never will befriend gays in real life. this construction of its own world is not normal, just having spent a few days here it's like drowning in a septic tank and a strong need to be around normal people arise.
You are on 4chan. If you don't get the strong need to be around normal people regardless of what board you visit, you're living in an abnormal special world as it is.
That is to say, ur a fagit.
I'm only here because of a lesbian friend, I actually forgot the precise reason and now apart from two other boards it's the only one I'm regularly browsing because I find it hilarious.
I bet he's insecure about it in the back of his mind. I'd love to slap his chub around and abuse his soft titties.
Seeing him cry would be so cute!
So glad that Azealia Banks has finally made the transition. Stunning and brave tbqh.
salad is such a wierd concept. it's just a bunch of vegetables and sometimes fruits and nuts and other stuff and it's all just chopped up and put together and it tastes so fucking good. it taste better than eating all of it separately by far. wtf.
It's afternoon here. I'm putting off study for an exam tomorrow morning.
Will probably just buy a few litres of diet coke for dinner so I can pull an all nighter.
I wish I liked salads.
They all look so good but I have serious problems with vegetables and fruits.
Like, I've hated the taste of about 90% of the ones I've tried.
and the worst part is that I don't like meat that much either.
i eat a lot of non-meat. thinking about going vegan. right now i'm unofficially a mix of poultritarian and pescatarian and i've been like that for years now...
It's healthier in most aspects but if you don't eat the right foods you could suffer from major malnutrition issues. Like lack of iron, calcium, vitamin d etc...
Imagine eating one of them out, pussy juice and the taste of vagina
Makes me slightly nauseous tbqh
eating processed junk with added sugar salt and fat will change the way you taste everything.
just keep trying to replace unhealthy options with healthy ones, and eventually your taste-buds will adapt.
you will eventually be able to taste the natural sugar in vegetables and other produce.
thats a common misconception,
Once you stop eating meat daily you are more aware of the nutritional value in food.
Believe me it's not hard to get those nutrients without meat or even animal by-product.
>eating processed junk with added sugar salt and fat will change the way you taste everything.
the thing is I never eat that stuff because I know it is unhealthy.
I try to eat healthy stuff but I usually dislike how they taste.
Which in the end is counterproductive because sometimes I just don't want to eat because of that.
why can't even my taste buds be normal
Question guys I need some help. I've been texting this guy from Spain and we are getting along pretty well. We both know we are gay and all since we met on a gay website. But he turns off his phone quite a bit during the school week and even when it is on he can be the worst texter. Ive asked him if hes interested still everyday and he says he is. He also said that he has strong feelings for me already but im starting to think im wasting my time. So question anons, if someone truly likes you wouldnt they try to text you a lot? Ask you questions about yourself? Right now i k kw everything on him and he knows little about me. I am the top in this relationship but still. Is this normal?
I've been texting with a guy from Spain for a while as well and it's usually difficult because of us being in different timezones.
Maybe that has something to do with it?
also, where are you from? If you live on the other end of the world and have no plans/possibilities to go to Spain in the near future, then you are wasting your time but for a different reason.
>Just give it up
I'm pretty sure my body is taking in gluten and then sending it straight out the other side ASAP. I don't think my body wants it. I'm trying it for a while until I can get a proper test done.
I'm going to go there this summer anyway for this summer school so I figured why not. I dont know though. I think he has some trust issues but I don't get why hes interested if he barely texts.
Oh, yeah the bread is pretty bad. I bought some to try, but it just tastes stale.
I'm thinking for lunch I might start buying some chicken and doing it with rice, egg, and gluten free soy sauce. (Why does SS have gluten in anyway?)
I will never be a straight man's GF
IDK dude. Maybe others have better advice but mine would be to move on. Find someone at least in the states, hopefully near you. I personally do not see online relationships as real. Physical touch should be involved. I would say from his view point or rather, the way he is approaching this is that you aren't really in a real relationship. For him, you are just a fun diversion from whatever his true reality is. ...but I could be totally wrong.
>have a gay stalker friend
>constantly tells me how much he likes me
>constantly compliments me
>constantly tells me how i'm too good for such and such
>constantly will play matchmaker but than will cause drama if I actually go on a date with the guys he chooses and likes them
>constantly pesters me and wants to know all the details about my private sex life
wat do? We've been friends with middle school and he knows I'm not into him like that.
well, maybe he's just bad at texting. Some people are. Maybe he just doesn't want to bother you or doesn't know what to say.
Maybe he's not really that interested.
Maybe he likes you, but since you live in the US he doesn't want to try anything with you.
I'm honestly had started to think that this week. Seems like when he's with his friends he blows me off. Then he doesn't even ask ever how I'm doing or care. I don't want to date another narcissist. But do you think he is a narcissist or just airheaded? Oh and he's not out to those classmates.
Ya he keeps mentioning the distance but it's weird because he contacted me first.
I did, but I also suffer from hypothyroidism, and I began treatment for it about the same time.
Complete change in terms of appetite and energy levels. Its like im a different person, I actually feel hunger now, and I'm not completely dead after 10pm. I also wake up a lot earlier now.
If you like to bottom, dick size is pretty much meaningless. If you want to top, you just need to know how to use what you got. Don't know your sexual prefs but the p-spot & g-spot are well with in the reach of 5.5. You'll be able to pound for much longer and harder with less warm up than someone much bigger. Most guys don't want you into their colon (painful) which is about 6" in, even less for smaller framed ppl (ie: girls).
Oh man, I didn't really feel hungry but I'd force myself to eat constantly. Lots of sandwiches, pasta and stuff. I just felt bloated and tired all the time.
I cut gluten out for a week and it's improved me quite a lot already. I hope the improvements continue.
I'm glad it had such resounding improvements for you.
I had a number of misdiagnosed/undiagnosed/underdiagnosed conditions.
Pernicious anemia: treated
Hashimotos Hypothyroidism: under treatment
Celiac disease: under treatment
Various deficiencies cured too
I also started visiting a psych. All very important decisions and to be absolutely honest I couldn't be any happier about them.
How big is your avatar folder gaygen?
Edited to hide my name but I suck at it
>he is a narcissist or just airheaded?
my best guess would be no and no.
not to be harsh... prepare for harshness... you just aren't that important to him compared to the rest of his life is how I see it. Sounds like he might be more in the closet than he has led you to believe. Or maybe he is bi and doesn't want you to know about it. Too many if's b/c of the distance.
More like my doctor is a projective hypochondriac. I only went to him for screening because 80% of my family has the hypothyroidism.
His bloodtests for my first two appointments had over 40 different tests. I had 10 different tubes filled with blood.
But it works, i honestly feel a lot better.
All my images from whenever I started using Windows 7 are scattered throughout multiple drives, Maki-chii.
It would be impossible for me to organize them.
Wow. Really? I've got a 7" and usually only go just over 5 in before discomfort. 6" in and I'm feeling it and have to go really slow. I thought I read somewhere that the rectum was about 6" long but I don't have a source I can link you. I just remember thinking "ah, that makes sense" b/c of my personal experience.
wiki: The human rectum is about 12 centimetres (4.7 in) long
google: The average length of the human rectum may range between 10 and 15 cm.
>get done having faperino
>close incognito browser
>bookmark manager is still up in the regular chrome window
>turn off monitor
>go to sleep
>go to school
>get home, notice I'm looking at a different porn folder
>check history, see someone went to one of the bookmarks at like noon
I'm p sure my mom just found out I'm gay, and all the sick shit I'm into.
Pray for me anon
What's your living situation? Also just wash with warm water and soap.
Also make SURE you buy a 100% silicone toy, jelly is not hygienic and has nasty chemicals.
It's worth dishing out for a quality toy
>What if someone finds it
don't leave it sitting out on the coffee table
>How do I keep it nice and clean
use soap and water to wash it
you want to get material that is dish washer safe/ boilable
>Soap can damage silicone products.
umm... not really, not if it's premium/medical grade silicone. If they can be washed in the dishwasher, then they are ok with most soaps.
All hair is okay, but brown is the least exciting.
I guess that can be okay too, depending on the shape.
Can be cute, but probably isn't.
>Asian folk music
>I failed, didn't I
If you're white, you pass. If not, get out of here.
>yfw the internet delivers anonymous BBC right to your door
Scandinavian men are perfect, so long as they haven't been corrupt by Circe.
last I checked it was around 155
>>Why you want a bf
I just want a cute twink to cuddle and take care of
Tfw your sports team is having a really sucky year
REE that's my line
>talking with a guy on kik, we've been friends for a while
>let slip that I go on 4chan
My mistake ;-;
Can't make friends in real life or online
I like going here but all of a sudden people find out (which I don't want people to find out to begin with) and all of a sudden I'm a school shooter streaming porn in my mom's basement. It sucks.
But I'll be your friend.
>want a taller bf
>realize that only about 1% of the people are taller than me
>even less are males
>even less are gay
Genetically engineering when?
A kid in one of my classes this semester decided to openly start browsing R9K during class and talking to me about it, spouting memes and shit.
I tried expressing to him through body language that I wasn't interested, and he should tone it down, but he was too autistic to notice.
He's bit of a qt too.