I just watched this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6N7u4qEDFs
The only thing I can think is 'I can sleep with any of those faggots because I am such a 10/10 and their personalities scream needy slut'.
Sorry guys. :( Thank god I'm biscum and have to get the social skills/game to be able to sleep with women.
>saying that on 4chan
>on /lgbt/ of all the places
"It gets better" has to be the biggest crock of shit campaign since duct taping your mouth and writing "Noh8" on it.
I'm 24, got a boyfriend, tried bottoming, tried topping.... when is it supposed to get better?? The only thing I haven't tried is going full on drugged out slut mode
>less than 20 seconds in
>A tranny in denial, gayface and mathc4mathc
I haven't watched anything from Helix Studios yet. Apparently they do twink porn. My fantasy with that blondie-boipucci is he dresses up in school boy outfits and I rub my man meat over his lips while he mutters stuff like 'Daddy, does this make you feel good? and 'Let me swallow your man juice Mister Johnson. Then I'll get a good grade on my paper, right?'
That was gayface, but yeah, he's by far the cutest. I wouldn't even fuck the blond, despite having a thing for blonds.
I'm pretty sure I have, but I'm probably just thinking of Nextdoor Studios. They have this really qt hipster looking dude, which isn't normally my thing, but he's such a good bottom and looks like the average flirty barista in my city. I think he does stuff with Men.com too.
>mfw gay porn actors are pretty vanilla
What the fuck is wrong with this world? Why is gay porn so vanilla?
It gets better is so weird for me. I remember following a bully after school and beating him. I remember palming a shard of glass and threatening a group of bullies when they wouldn't stop bothering me.
It got better after then. Not before.
Just telling lbgt youth to take it and hope that things get better later (protip, they do if you're middle-upper middle class whitey, its more of a crapshoot if you aren't,) is really bad messaging to the youth imo.
Of course I literally threatened to kill classmates so take that for what its worth.
>That was gayface, but yeah, he's by far the cutest. I wouldn't even fuck the blond, despite having a thing for blonds.
Then it is decided. Biscum sleeping with guys isn't gay. Proofs is the above n = two (2). I am a doctor professor with a stethoscope. See pic for verification.
I found an old image folder with a bunch of pics I took in rehab. Took me way back. Some people in those pics are dead. The corner across the street from the rehab house that was full of homeless crackheads. Some really good times, friendships that still endure.
I think its bed time.
standard brown eyes and brown hair.
though I've noticed a lot of the strands are lighter in color than the others. Almost like an auburn instead of the dark brown most of the strands are.
I think it comes from my dad. He's blonde but my mom has black, wavy Asian hair. Me and my siblings all have wavy, brown hair with some hints of auburn.
i've been complimented on the color of my eyes in the sunlight but that's not saying much.
>tfw brown hair and brown eyes
Why did I had to have such boring genetics?
you look like a much more cuter version of me sort of... makes me sad af tbqh famo.
Calling something cute is exactly what you say when something isn't ugly but definitely ain't pretty.
im 18, a nerd, have only 2 friends and am not a genius but just kind of average intelligence. hugless/kissless virgin, estranged from father. My life is very empty.
will things get better for me?
>would you rather want a guy who is "pretty" or one who is "handsome"
I guess it's subjective, but I consider guys like pic related cute and ones with more striking, sharp and masculine features sexy.
I just got back buying some milk, Anon. It was pretty scary, there were lots of really handsome boys in sports gear that I couldn't make eye contact with.
Is that you, Mr 4" dickie?
I thought you were leaving to join the circus?
Man, some times I venture outside of this general and click into different threads on /lgbt/ and I find a lot of times I just don't think like how other ppl on /lgbt/ think. How others think just seems so alien... almost like they aren't even speaking English. All this gender shit and "cissexism" and on and on. I feel like I'm totally lost in some kind of wacko world. I don't even think I can communicate with them because it's like trying to communicate with someone on LSD... they are seeing creatures that aren't even real. But then there are all these anons chatting away about their magical fairy land... except it's not really magical and they are really angry over stuff that doesn't even seem real.
If it makes you feel any better I don't know what you're taking about.
But yeah I get what you're saying. People just read about social issues and create walls and barriers around themselves. Gays are actually pretty normal. Its the trannies that make shit weird
>If it makes you feel any better I don't know what you're taking about.
lmao. I guess that makes me feel better. Made me laugh. Sorry I bewildered you by trying to explain how others bewildered me.
Kek, so you are the sissy who wore his mummy's shoes to a pride festival or some shit? Did you end up getting pozzed by some Grindr daddy?
You have a pretty, meaty butt though iirc. I would tear that shit up tbqfh.
I am not Gay. I do not understand a gay guy at all - I have not really researched enough to comment complicated questions of altered DNA or ???. I am highly educated in my respects. I do not Understand the mass anger about this subject. If you want to be angry, be angry at a subject that you can change or do something about. Until then shut up. -- One of those life lesson things. S-T-F-U
I want to make a massage on a smooth muscular guy using an edible oil, then I'd lick it off him. Even better if I can get him blindfolded and tied.
>i am as pure as the driven snow
I'd make snow angels all over you to be perfectly fucking dead honest.
Post butt, you deranged cross dresser.
licking off is much better with honey dust than oil but yeah... that don't really work when there's body hair. Nothings worse when licking whip cream off the body and getting a mouth full of short and curlies
It is with that scarf, gurl.
Did you at least wear some cute panties?
Working out will make you so much hotter, use those good genetics son.
Out of curiosity.
I am not judging but how are you ok with being 100 pounds?
Like im 160 muscular but I feel like im skinny as shit and this is the skinniest I've ever been since 2013. I used to be 130 pounds growing up before I lifted.
Im bulking again so I don't get smaller despitec the fact that im actually getting a six pack in and everything.
Like I physically cannot be small. Like i feel weak when im not over 200 pounds and im willing to force feed and force everything to get bigger. If there was no health issues id be back at 240 again I fucking loved it.
I guess I just cannot understand how someone can be ok with themselves being small likec that. Were the same height
Maybe im obsessed with being the biggest guy even when I can't but I could never see myself ever being that small even if itv gets me laid more.
I could lose 15 more pounds and have a six pack since im smaller now but I just can't fathom being that small.
Like it would mentally destroy me knowing im physically weaker than everyone like that.
I mean you do you im not judging but I just can't get it.
Im putting the avatar on this post
>it would mentally destroy me knowing im physically weaker than everyone like that.
I'm happy knowing I'm more intelligent than most
physical strength gets me nowhere and I don't feel the need to make myself huge to prove to myself and others that I'm a man. I'm secure with myself enough to not give a fuck about stuff like that.
And I don't look the way I do to get laid.
I'm still a virgin afterall.
>tfw one of your favorite bands is ending this year
FUCK YOU LIFE FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME.
>objectively good looking with big penis
I don't think ill ever fucking understand this stuff. I see it all the time. I get so much from people easily...never slept with a guy because I wasnt willing to try besides a few months ago.
It's not really to prove to others just makes me feel more secure to protect myself and others when im as big as possible. Im intelligent also.
Literally how are you guys here virgins?
It drives me nuts.
Like is it fear of people?
>I-is that so..
I'm not sure why that always surprises people
idk if it's the way I look or my personality that makes people think I've slept around
I don't really care about sex all that much and it's not something I feel I need let alone crave.
I'm not apposed, just overall indifferent.
I guess I just don't fear anyone or anything...
Worst they can do is say no maybe laugh at you for a minute. Sex is worth making yourself look stupid.
You should try it...its a lot of fun...
If you talk the same way on here people like that tough shit. And it comes off as genuine and not tryhard withyou.
>I guess I just don't fear anyone or anything
Macchi pls. I know you fear my 1.625 Maki dicks.
>idk if it's the way I look or my personality that makes people think I've slept around
Hitler Wed 04 Nov 2015 15:15:05 No.5174934
>you shouldn't be using medicated emenas that often
you empty the fleets out... the saline in it is a laxative and will make you fucking explode
also I have a bulb douche from my sub bottom days but I prefer fleets
>also I have a bulb douche from my sub bottom days but I prefer fleets
posts like this are what made *me* have the impression that you weren't a virgin (not really if you were a slut or not).
I wouldt have an issue with you fucking me tbqh
What else would you do to me? Im feeling subby tonight
You can degrade me if you want
You are a dom aren't you? You haven't proven it to me yetv though faggot
I don't like sub Maki, I like incompetent dom Maki.
Much cuter t b h.
There's a doujin I'd like to reenact with you where I would cut off your arms and legs and shove them up your ass, pierce your dick and nipples with needles, and bite off your testicles, and make you smile for the camera before leaving you with a briefcase full of cash
Why not up this a notch, post a picture of your eye and others guess things about you like age / race / weight / hobbies etc
Well, I suppose choking to death from laughter is feasible.
Unfortunately, I have to study for an exam tomorrow now, my cute little Maqui. Bye bye, we'll continue this some other time.
new series of peep show in (less than now) ---2--- fkn days omg well excited
>u have tits
>look like a ugly girl
or a cute guy
fuck dude when is this shit going to stop so i can just have normal conversation on here again?
why is it so hard for an lgbt community to understand that i'm a feminine guy?
this isn't some groundbreaking concept.
nah. though i used to do that.
and i used to model on model mayhem...
right now i do more artistic and pure things.
i was working for at&t not too long ago though.
i have a lot saved up because i thought i was going to be paying for surgeries.
so like i'm using this time to put out something i've been working on for years.
i don't want my dreams to be dreams anymore you know?
you are hormonally deficient so you get a pass
you were born and bred to be a fucktoy for alpha males
its a shame you present yourself in such a ugly way you would look much more hot if you dropped the whole high schooler marilyn manson thing.
>you were born and bred to be a fucktoy for alpha males
Let me guess, you are one of those oh so special alpha males?
Please do tell me more.
im the only one with the bravery to break the circle jerk
and u all hate me for it
its either the blue pill (fantasy projected from internal feelings of inadequacy reality of gay general where everyone is the most beautiful person in the thread and everyone loves each other and thinks nicely of each other)
or the red pill (me informing you of reality)
for someone who knows enough about me to know about my hormonal deficiencies you should also know I don't think, "love everyone and think they're all beautiful"
also wow nice meme faggot
I don't think I'm alone when I say I have my doubts on this. We could settle this if you were willing to show yourself so we didn't have to rely on the self description of an almost psychotic, hormonal and clearly delirious anon.
>im the only one with the bravery to break the circle jerk
i broke the circlejerk in mtfg and lost a lot of good friends.
i'd rather not make the same mistake here.
you have to realize you're just an edgy faggot who needs therapy and you need to get over it now.
You seem like that Anon that wrote the entire god/demon spiel to look mentally deficient. Now I'm beginning to wonder if you are crazy.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
He's so eloquent, it's like majestic prose rolling off of the page.
Would you fuck Tom Petty /gg/?
My life is such a bloody mess.
All I do is wank, eat and play video games. All in the dark too, which can't be healthy either.
I need a lust for life.
eh i was like having strong feelings for him and he lived in the uk and i'm a burger sooo i didn't want to deal with those feels? and also i accidentally sent him an ugly selfie on skype from my phone because i was flipping through pics.
it was like an awkward close up of my face.
and i wanted to die from the embarrassment.
posted pics and yt videos 10-12 yos
officially on record as saying he would fuck a thirteen year old and a dating profile which was leaked in which he was specifically searching for 14yos. hes a complete pervert.
As a 20 year old who can feel my hair starting to thin in the back (maybe), I feel you
Solely interested in cute androgynous boys
And people usually describe my personality as aggressive or dominant but I believe that's only because I look like a sissy faggot but don't act like one so it throws them off.
um bro that's probably just your hair whorl. don't fret nigga.
i have that too but my hair is thick af.
that's what i thought. i'm kind of like that sometimes, but i switch often. i don't really act like a faggot ever though. actually i'm kind of self conscious about how straight i act irl...
Manual spoiler mode engaged.
Switched in the ittier ring..
The segment bit went flying off when I was trying to clip it in so whoops.
I'll find it later when my eyebrow isn't so sore.
Segment rings are such a fucking hassle.
I have no idea why she made me a rasta hat, desu
I didn't even smoke weed or anything.
We're not jamaican, or african so even the colors don't make sense.
I don't love the hat any less, tho.
My dear sweet wonderful grandmother is the only person in my family that I can say I just feel compelled to love without having to try.
She gave me unconditional love and understanding right from the very start.
including all the recessive diseases and genetic defects.
It's his weird look that's making me feel uncomfortable. I wasn't enjoying the feeling.
Nah. It's not really full widows peak mode yet, but the amount of hair I find /EVERYWHERE/ is only forecasting one outcome.
It's not when you're already 5'8/9" ugmug maser race. It doesn't help anyway.
do you ever feel insanely, unaccountably slutty?
im just sitting on a bus and i have an overwhelming urge to hope on the qt behind me's dick.
i feel like a bitch in heat
Is it ok that my bf got on my skype to read my conversations and talk to my friends if he did it to figure out what to surprise me with as a gift? I feel like this kind of behavior isn't ok, but maybe under this circumstance it is?
How do you mean? It's noticeably thinner than it was 2 or 3 years ago, and because it's a touch long I find hairs all over my flat, and many, many on and around my pillow.
Sometimes I get days where I can fap like 8 times and be just as horny as when I woke up, yeah. Also I tend to eat a lot more on those days, but maybe that's just me trying to focus on something that's not my cock.
go for it kek
someone drew this of me lol
surprisingly accurate for a caricature
I have to leave for work though so I won't see it until I get back
Mine is thinner in the crown than it was, luckily my hair has always been thick. It's also been shedding more than usual. There are maybe like 10 hairs tops on my pillow but after not changing my sheets for like 3 months there was a notice amount surrounding the pillow.
Naw I hate anime its for children. I love maki though. I study Japanese but don't watch anime just Japanese war documentaries and other real life stuff. Animes so fucking gay I just appropriate their2 d women for my avatar aspergers.
Thanks for the comppliment I know im the shit tbqh
My nipples are pretty big actually lol
It doesn't seem so bad right now actually. But sometimes I'll wash my hair and it'll feel so demoralising trying to lather the shampoo and feel two or three hairs regularly coming away.
My shit is fucked, I suppose.
I don't believe you, you should post photographic evidence.
Also you've got a good Kurt Russel in The Thing look going on, keep it up.
p sure yea. I'm finding miniaturized (shorter, thinner, weaker colored) hairs and I'm shedding more than normal.
The hair on my nape has also become curly, taking on a pube like texture, which is another indicator of mpb.
My dad said he started thinning when he was like 17, but my moms dad didn't start to by him until his 40's.
My hairline hasn't really receded any though
Everybody loses hair, it doesn't necessarily mean you're going to go full baldo. Just keep an eye on it - if it gets too thin too quick think about buying some rogaine or styling yourself a combover. But yeah, basically, you could be losing a bit, or thinning out a bit, it doesn't mean that it's all going to recede immediately.
That took me way longer than I thought it was going to..
Maybe this was a good idea.
Wow, ok, goodness, uh, give me a sec
Do you guys, uhm.. still want me to draw you guys? After seeing my first try? x:
Uh, is that for me to draw?
Wow, ok, no, nevermind shrinking back into mortified safety now I'LL DRAW YOU GUYS LATER
>tfw i've said you looked good on /fit/ once, using a maki pix without knowing it's you.
youre topleft, in case youre blind.
If you have a cute face, like pic related, no.
Wait that was you?
I was insanely complimwnted because it was like my waifu complinenting me plus I've always complimented with maki so it made me laugh.
I thought someone recognized me at the time because it was the only maki in the cbt.
Ill show them when I get home from work.
What are some mirror tricks to make nipples look good?
Ill show you them when they are at full
puffy instead of flicking them to make them go down.
Im sorry m8
Start lifting and be a badass. I wouldn't mind going bald. In fact im going to try it.
Wasn't expecting someone to post that
I have to go have a great day everyone
Old anxieties are coming back and I'm starting to become obsessive again
>What are some mirror tricks to make nipples look good?
>Ill show you them when they are at full
>puffy instead of flicking them to make them go down.
going to finally see a doc on the 11th to get prescribed some medicine for depression and anxiety. it's ruined my life. i'm 24 and still live with my parents. why doesn't depression medicine work and other times it does?
If you're going to make things up about me, at least make them slightly amusing instead of retarded (Who the fuck even is Booger? Unless he's a tranny then the vanilla WoW thing is bs). I'm done with this place for now.
Please continue the meme of "17 year old neonazi drug addict on steroids", it makes me seem way kewler than I actually am.
As for trips/namefags, literally nothing said by any of them, except for based Senpai, is trustworthy. Hitler does it because he's a terrible person and that's what makes him a good person. 5652 does it because he's a salty little bitch but everyone already knows that. Also if you guys think that swede still posts here without his trip, then you really are dumb.
I won't go into detail why I'm banned in case the poster gets banned too, but it's because of tr*nny j*nnies.
If y'all are still bitching about me like over a month after I stop posting, then you really do care <3
Don't bother replying with questions/abuse for me, I'm not posting this myself. ttyl xox
who is relaying this information
it seems kind of unlikely that someone would just be ordered into posting this for you
but at the same time you would have to be autistic af to be rugbys friend in the first place
>Rugby still keeping up that he isn't a tranny in deep, deep denial
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man
No trip because of reasons but i'm pretty sure he's one of them, and he just lashes out in a fit of retard rage denial