Fairest Anons, one and all, who is the most Masc4Masc of them all?
olde threade: >>5202314
How does someone end up...
>No college education
>No drivers license or car
>Living in the shitty city of Baltimore with a family member
There are illegals who would bust their ass for below minimum wage to come to this country and live but we have to continue to deal with these American losers who don't want to do shit with their life.
Can we discuss that /gaygen/? Let's discuss that.
Lazy. At least you don't live alone desu, never have I wanted a bf more.
ok guys how to get and keep my 1st boyfriend?
i feel like im fairly attractive and im okay at chatting to people. i have lots of interests/hobbies and im very nice to people.
what do i do next to get my bf?
>Passion Pit started as a project for the frontman to impress his girlfriend
>Took my girlfriend to see them to impress her
>Surprise I'm gay
>Frontman recently comes out
Indie pop: pretty much exclusively for gays and their beards
go to a space where gays congregate and talk to those gays
after that happens you just coast along never walk in thinking it will last forever
I'm not out to my dad, but he's never had a problem with me not being masculine. I mean, I don't wear girly clothes or makeup, but I'm far from being a typical guy and he's always known it.
I'm sure he would disown me if I told him I was gay though.
It's not 'femininity' most homophobic fathers are ashamed of, it's homosexuality... which is why we call them homophobic, not femiphobic.
virgo top reporting in.
>sthop guisth, I swthear imma top
You should go to the absolute worst part of town and start hitting on random guys. That's where all the gays are.
But seriously, the cutoff for youth spaces is 21. If you're under 21 and live in a major city, you should probs have access to a youth center for LGBTs. You can go there and talk to the guys and see what happens. Actually, most of the guys I've had hit on me/ask me out were from youth spaces.
Lighten up, Capricorn. There's nothing wrong with you, exactly. Well, let's take a look in your closet. Exactly what I thought: a sea of chinos. Olives, khaki, drab. I'm crossing my fingers that they're flat-front. And... Oh my God. Tell me that suit isn't Brooks Brothers. Please. Alright. This is nothing professionals can't handle. You're the reason there needs to be a show called Queer Eye for the Queer Guy. Sometimes I wonder if the community shouldn't be focusing on it's own before it runs out to do... ahem, missionary work. Even so, it would take more than the Fab Five to make a Prince Harry from your Drew Carey. I'm thinking you need the stern hand of a learned but subtly sexy Henry Higgins, working over your image with charts, graphs and, of course, plenty of nice hot baths. Goats are such filthy, stubborn creatures.
Anyway, better a Gap ad than a D&G billboard. Some boys are just trying too hard. But have you thought about mixing it up lately? A few vintage finds can give your wardrobe some character. It doesn't have to be like like 1973 threw-up on you; like a t-shirt for some plumbing company? True, it may have been worn by an actual plumber, that is a little bit gross. What about a funky hat? Of course, you never were much of a hat person. OK, an over-sized belt buckle, you know, a little bit rodeo? Horses frighten you, I see. I give up. Hemp shoelaces?
Does this conversation seem at all familiar? I feel for your friends. Routine is acceptable six out of the seven days of the week, but what happens when Saturday night rolls around? I hope you make some effort to get out there and mix. You'll go to the bar, if for no other reason than because it's expected of you, but your spots tend to be more about the piano than the bootie tech. You dance far less than surgeon general recommends and if you remember it in the morning chances are you'll also have a splitting headache. Take some aspirin and get over yourself.
So many American men sound super gay to me, even without gay voice. I think it's because the only exposure I got to gay people as a kid was through American movies, if that makes sense.
your parsecs don't belong here, /sci/. And no, we aren't going out with you because we still love /pol/! <333
Virgo, virginal? Hardly, sister. Don't sweat it... If anybody calls you a prude, they're just jealous because your sweet, svelte, impeccably groomed self is the kind of perfection generally limited to the covers of Men's Fitness. Though that said, you do have the special claim of being the one and only female sign of the zodiac (that's right, even the goats are men), so you radiate a special kind of energy that has been worshipped since the beginning of human civilization. What does that make you? Why, a man-goddess of course. Try not to blush, modest Virgo. Everybody knows it's the girls who get things done in this world.
At home or in the office, you get the important jobs because you have a proven ability to carry the day on a timetable and a budget. It's about detail orientation. You understand the the importance of the small things, be they typos or a questionable shoe-belt combination. This can get you into trouble if you go to a friend's house for dinner and end up giving his apartment the white glove treatment. It's not that you judge the slobs that surround you-- well, you do, a little. You can't help it! Tell your friends to blame it on the stars and be grateful that they have somebody around who cares enough to wipe the snot off their noses and make sure their ear hair doesn't get too unsightly.
When it comes to voyeurism, you reject the flashier elements of gaydom. You won't be the queen leading the parade in a pink feather head dress and sequined thong, but maybe you're the thoughtful character who ran around with a clipboard putting the whole outfit together. Where would the family be without you? Some would call you reserved because you don't participate in the more demeaning rituals of human bonding, but you're hardly aloof.
They say the Taurus acts a little like a bull sometimes. Looks a little like a bull to, come to think of it. Is that you? In the corner, pawing at the ground and flaring your nostrils? You might get hot and bothered, but usually you're going to stay right where you are until you have some clear reason to make your move. You keep your manly physique and smoldering eyes out of play, waiting for the kill to come to you... and that's incredibly sexy. Who isn't attracted to the strong, silent type? But that's just outwardly. You're the goods through and through, from your ability to accumulate wealth to your legendary... shall we say, personal skills.
You don't let the little stuff grab you by the horns and yank you around, but you're also not charging at every red scarf waved in your general direction. It's a common misconception about the bull that he has a nasty temper. Actually, it's something more akin to righteous anger. With you, there's no such thing as merely airing a grievance. You'll keep quiet and build a federal case. It might take days, weeks or months, but when you've compiled the evidence, out comes the S.W.A.T. team. Outbursts like these will be not be remembered merely as disputes. They will be compared to acts of god. That very nasty, very public breakup that got going because your ex was flirting/nagging/doing that annoying thing with his lip? It may have been the last straw. That thing that he does with his lip might be very, very annoying, the kind of thing that wears on one's soul after repeated exposure. I understand. But was the California Pizza Kitchen in the mall really the appropriate place to end it? Yeah, they'll be commemorating that one with a candlelit vigil. If you happen to be passing through that day on your way to the Smoothie Hut, you'd do best to keep your mouth shut and leave a generous donation for the victim. It's good karma.
Not that you really need any.
Few people would have the social aptitude necessary to actually interact and hit on other people.
Because people with social anxiety are not fun to interact with. Since they almost always insecure of themselves they aren't going to be very proactive.
That said, I'd probably just go talk to them anyway. But people who are like usually have reclusive interests that I wouldn't be able to relate to.
Not that it matters if we're just fucking, but still.
It's all pretty accurate. Especially the first part of the first paragraph, staying where I am and watching people, moving when I have to.
My actual social skills -not sex- are... Legendary. Cause I'm borderline autist.
If I know I'm in a safe place, I'll make a concerted effort to be social.
But it's a pretty fragile switch and if social exhaustion so much as tickles inside of my psyche, I struggle not to relapse into disassociation and find a corner to sneak behind.
Or if I just feel threatened, that'll do it, too.
If you want to know your real astrological sign built on accurate astrology let me know. The sign you've been told you're through reading horoscopes is wrong.
Let me know your birth day (not year).
So feminine and demure. Cute.
I'll keep you safe from the doxing, just give me your mobile phone number and full name.
When you see a chance to get ahead in your job, school, or even your social life today (and you can bet your hat that you will) you have to take it. No matter how inconvenient it is. No matter how stuffed your schedule already is. No matter how tired you are. Save the conservative thinking for another time. Right now you are meant to be proactive and aggressive. You simply must go out and get what you want -- because it certainly isn't going to come get you.
Right now, it's easier than ever for you to find a fresh way of seeing those you love (or care strongly about). It all starts with research -- listen to the people you care about and pay attention to what they say they need. Ask them for feedback on your friendship skills, and you will probably hear a lot of praise. But this doesn't mean you can't be even better! Talking less and listening more is the first step toward making partnerships work better in your life.
Today the guy I have the hugest crush on was sitting in front of me in class and at one point he turned his head a little and smiled at me and now I can't stop thinking about me topping him while he's on all fours and he looks at me like that and grins :cccccc
The kind of guys who go after you because you "look easy" and then also look down on you for it, despite, for all intents and purpose, being "easy" themselves
Or guys who wanted to trade you booze or drugs for sexual favors.
Get in here:
Leftists keep sabotaging the vote. We need to get our numbers back up. What's /pol/ gonna think?
What is this sidereal astrology?
I'm July 25th and always believed I was a Leo (and it always seemed accurate at least in regards to the whole 'astrology' thing) but this says I'm Cancer?
Why the change?
Ah circé, you're an art
I'm getting some artist inferiority/doubt right now. Picture attached. Recent shit I did in sketchbook.
My friends and I have a tradition
When one of us is struggling to feel their own drive and talent
One of us'll break down and shout "MY ENTIRELY CAREER PATH IS A SHAME"
And the other will quote it with "-Said every artist ever. Including me. Especially now."
Honestly, your attempts don't look any worse than mine. Maybe even better. You look like you've got a way better grasp on skin values than I do. Your shading is much more essential than my seizures.
When European guys come over, why are they so socially awkward?
They ask questions like, do you like Europeans, X nationality, uncut dick, wasps, NWSE European etc
Like I don't give a shit. It's almost like they feel that they don't measure up. I guess I'm just so tired of getting asked so many questions
What are the odds of meeting a bf when you don't live in a big city?
I'm thinking about transferring to a smaller uni, closer to home, in a town with a bit less than 50 000 people. I just really miss the peace, and being able to drive anywhere.
slim to none
actually in rural areas it can depend on how liberal the town is. There's a town near me that's a liberal haven and it's full of gays even though it's not *huge*, though it is the second largest town in the state...
I don't live in America, so most of the country people here are pretty chill. Not "liberal" by your standards, but I've never really been picked on or anything.
The town I want to move to has a pretty young population thanks to the university...and high teen pregnancy.
Wouldn't ever. I'm just really lonely, but fucking hate living in the city.
Let's say about half of the people in your town are men. So that's 25 000.
Even being super liberal with the estimate, maybe 10% of the guys in your town are gay or bisexual. 2500. We'll assume everyone is out of the closet, even though that's definitely not an accurate assumption.
Next we add in the age range you're willing to date. Going off the typical age for gaygen, it's probably somewhere like 18-24. So that's roughly 10% again. 250 guys. (Source: http://www.census.gov/prod/cen2010/briefs/c2010br-03.pdf, page 2)
Next, factor in the physical characteristics you find attractive.
Then the personality traits.
Then factor in what percentage of guys are attracted to your physical and personality traits.
Then what percentage of those guys are in a relationship.
Then realize that you will die alone.
It's true though. If you want your glorious homotopia, leftie scum and women have to go.
They no longer have your back now that the trannies are the new hotness.
W-well country boys don't really have a distinct difference in speech here. A tourist probably wouldn't notice the nuances, just a bit of a heavier accent.
I don't even know how to explain it. City people just sound..different.
I had a one night stand with a complete backwoodser. His driveway was like a milk long and his house was like three trailers put together.
Our date was drinking glass after glass mixed rum or vodka and getting high of our tits watching horribly juvenile movies and then trying to fuck and drink at the same time.
It was such a glorious fucking mess.
Lots of fun, would never fucking do it again.
>a milk long
I think It's close to snapping you guys. Circe just becomes more unhinged by the hour!
>tfw too old to be a tattooed straight edge asshole
>tfw can't ever join a hardcore straight edge crew
>will never be a vegetarian lifter that gets into fights at shows
>tfw no straight edge tattoos
Im virtually edge I only drink oncec every six months but I just want to be in a crew fighting people.
Why did I gave to be a druggie as a kid? I just wished I could go back abd get straight edge tattoos
Like I said babe I have god tier cum since I take so many supplements 40 dollars worth of about 6 supplements. I have porn star loads tbqh.
Want to see a picture?
Ill cum on something
"From 2001–2005, there were approximately 79,000 deaths annually attributable to excessive alcohol use. In fact, excessive alcohol use is the 3rd leading lifestyle-related cause of death for people in the United States each year." spooky af man.
wait till your body needs more because it's adjusted to the abuse. i hope you're at least sticking to red wine??? a glass of red wine a day isn't terrible. there are a few benefits or at least it's speculated.
>tfw every man in my life is an alcoholic
>tfw date them and try to change them and make their lives better but they always just end up going back to heavy drinking
I'm a straight man but if you looked like this i'd quit drinking forever
Nigger I am a health person I understand the bodyv trust me they work. You can feel it.
Ill show it tomorrow I don't feel like masturbating tonight. I only fap once a week I hate it.
You have a hot body tbqh
Too bad you're a piece of crap ;)
Always getting me hard trying to make me mad
>sitting in bed with a blanket over me trying to have a normal conversation with my father while a vibrator was gently tickling my insides
idk i get told i could do better whenever i show off ex's. i think it might be low self esteem or i have shitty people around me. ;~; so m-maybe it could be, anon?
this one has been floating around i guess.
i'm not a tranny anymore tho. just a guy who likes looking androgynous.
>If you're going to make things up about me, at least make them slightly amusing instead of retarded (Who the fuck even is Booger? Unless he's a tranny then the vanilla WoW thing is bs). I'm done with this place for now.
i was a tranny when we talked so it's not bs. i feel bad for him though. seems like he's going through a lot.
Y-yes. I found it the other night when looking for gay scarf and shoes Anon's sexy pictures and had to save it.
i had a step father who i lived with for half a year that i felt was more of a father than mine still thinks he is
im just discovering im a transsexual and my family is no help, years i lived in ignorance not understanding why i wanted to be a mom, why i was so bashful and effeminate
i hate being angst-y
Its all good
My name's always getting brought up there lol. I think I went to far with the autistic shitposting there. Im in the legacy of meme trips now. You are also.
Your shitposting was great i was literally rolling on floor laughing when I lurked there. I love rudeness it was great.
You still fucking suck and I hate you but I always give great shitposters their props. Very high quality.
Wait so now you want to fug me?
I thought you wanted to laugh as I attempt to fug you?
Btw you're nothing but a little girl to me. You look really weak and submissive tbqh
can you tell me who you are? i'm sure we'd get a long irl. i'm not like my shitposts. that just something i do for fun that i hope no one is actually taking too seriously.
i have similar feels but i know i'm not trans. i actually hate my stepdad though... umm i want to be the maternal figure of a family but i don't want to be a mom if that makes sense?
A little girl with a dick 1.625 times the size of yours, and a good 3 inches taller tbrqfh.
I wouldn't be averse to either option, I'd also like to shave your face into a silly looking beard and make you walk around in front of some qt girls, to be frank. Bet they'd get a right giggle, yeah?
>gets his tripname mentioned on mtfg all the time
>appreciates quality shitposts
>flirting with his bully
>posting in gaygen
Take a wild guess.
Lol im not mad but I still hate you. You made it so I can't chase anymore though so im annoyed by that. Everything else is fine as long as I get attention I have no shame. I only hate one person legitimately to the punt where I could literally kill them without any remorse even though its the internet. Everyone else is fine to me because it's 4chan and people forget that this site is 4chan like idiots
Other than your obvious size bullying that sounds like fun tbqh
Ill shave into a Hitler stache and draw a swastika on my chest tomorrow if you want hun bun.
We can do tons of cute relationship stuff if you want.
Are you the relationship type?
It would be cute. Tall lanky sub bitch gets plowed by muscular hairu guy that has to protect him because he can't stop running his mouth.
I want to hit you in the mouth tbqh
Yes, I'm /lonely/, which is why I keep coming here to flirt with you.
>Tall lanky sub bitch gets plowed by muscular hairu guy that has to protect him because he can't stop running his mouth
I'm not tall, you're just a pathetically small man tbrfqbh.
>Purposely aggravate some big guys4me
>Maki steps in to defend me like the loyal Chihuahua he is
>Gets his ass beat
>I hide under a table and giggle
I'd let you beat me up though, it would be pretty funny and cute.
Don't you guys get tired of talking about my cock? I know its a meme but c'mon. You guys talk about it when im sleeping and gone lol
I have honestly never lost a fight. I am extremely tough. Much tougher than I look. I probably wouldn't risk defending you tbqh. Seeing you get beat up for running your mouth would be prettu entertaining than running to me saying HELP ME MYAKKI :( would make me laugh than I save the day.
You would be really easy to beat up tbqh
Like I've said I've never not satisfied someone before
That's the cutest thing anyone's ever said to me, Mukki-chin. Might just seduce those big guys out of their rage though. Wonder how long it would be before the clucked Myakki got jealous and had to step in, yeah?
You'd probably sit there all red in the face and pouty for a while :*
Lol if they want your used and abused bp after im done with your tight little neg hole they can have you because they are never going to be able to top what I can do.
If someone tried to steal you id fight them because for some reason or another you're ok.
Even though you're a total faggot who really really needs the shit kicked out of him. They wouldn't even think about stealing you because they'd be too afraid of me tbqh
>they are never going to be able to top what I can do
Oh but they will, Miyuki. That's the problem :[
I'm not satisfied unless my top is completely incompetent, that's the only way it can be cute!
* Stuttering during tuff talk
* Asking if it's okay before getting too physical
* Blushing when I make sudden bold movements
* Not being able to produce any more than a couple of drops of semen from their shameful dickpussy
You're all bark and no bite, that's what I like about you, Makki-kun!
I like how you gave a list of things that absolutely never happened or will happen tbqh. I think once you actually see what maki daddy is capable of your little whore self would shut his mouth pretty quickly. You're the all talk no bite you sissy.
Plus I bite you fucking faggot
Are you ready?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (∞)
Heeeeere we aaaaare tooodaaaaaay
We dooo not act gaaaaay
We aaaare the maaaasc
I fucka you gooolden raaaay
Are you retarded?
Retarded enough to love you, you sick fuck.
Here I am reaching out and you don't even accept. There was a time when I thought we were in love, but it's 12'o'clock now and here I am standing out in the rain in my nice shiny coat. If I'm not careful, it may shrink.
Oh, but I think of your eyes, and the feelings of butterflies I always got when they looked my way. That day's not today, and it's a night after all, but won't you please please make me the happiest masc4masc on Earth and take a ring out of my tree so that you and me can forever be eternally, sweetie?
I know right?
It was almost like it was a shitpost on the internet. Crazy huh?
Its almost as if I was using humor to make a joke to someone who made a joke to me with someone I know...
If only there was a word for something like this...banter maybe?
Go fuck yourself
When do I play bimbo?
Im not a bimbo tbqh.
Find some hobbies pls...
I like you for some reason tho tbqh...
Im alright got home from work. Spilled 100 pounds of chocolate on the ground. Spent whole day cleaning up my own mess lol.
Yeah I saw those posts. Were you ib rehab or did you work for tfe rehab? I know you're into meth and shit
I have not been into meth in a while.
I went to rehab and got clean.
Pic: across the corner from the rehab I stayed at is where the homeless crackheads and some dealers hung out all day and night. Opinions were divided as to whether this was positive or negative and it depended on the person. I tried to use it as a reminder of where I would end up if I didn't stay clean.
Everybody likes me, Maki-fruit.
I am the great purple poison throbbing through your cockscomb, raising its banner high above the hazy mountain landscape that sways in the breeze behind it. Greet my slithering with a confused kiss as I enter back through your open asscrack like a thousand tiny munchkin men carrying a cargo of fine silver and gold. They deliver it into your internal organs. Let them be, Maki, let them be. We need to fix your anal economy.
Fuck it, no one is awake. I'll post little snippits of a dark time in my past, because no one is here to care.
I took lots of pictures back then. Still do actually.
A friend who was accepted into a halfway house had no real life skills and ate nothing but takeout and TV dinners. So one night I came over and taught him how to cook some basic stuff. He was grateful and said it saved him a lot of money.
I'm a mother fucker, and my body is always in pain from the apparently endless fastpitches of my pituitary. I swear, I'll fight everyone in gaygen, I'm a mad&bad mofo and I can slam errbody down like little twigtrees growing twigs and dust. I crush muscular Mannies like grapes between my fingers in my spare 50 seconds that I'm not hauling the coal train back up the track to behind the haystack, wherein lies my lonely shack.
Then at night, I just scratch around and feed off good vibes that I've found. I leave my shack and go to town, but most of the people are laying down and they don't have the time so I've got to make it and find another neck and break it because I'm a mad manly match for evil & Satan.
Masc as fuck, you has no luck.
I like all boys and girls
I just ran into it and the high it gave me let me run from some very deep problems I was avoiding facing, related to being raped when I was younger.
I was able to get into therapy for it after I got clean and now I'm a mostly functional adult.
The whole experience gave me a lot of perspective, I think, and it lets me be not so upset by life's day to day. It can never get as bad as it was when I realized that the choice "get clean or die" wasn't an easy one to make.
Kitchen in the rehab. One of your possible chores every week.
Yeah who gives a shit?
Keep your autism over there.
Chicken thighs sliced up and pan fried with onions and green bell pepper.
Simple and easy.
The crackheads across the street kept all hours of course. You would sometimes be woken up by a shouting match or fight between them.
Once you "graduated" to being able to go out, get a job, etc., when you left in the early am to go to work or whatever you could often find junkies pawing through the grass on our side of the road, looking for crumbs of crack or meth.
>wish you guys the best and may you all get qt bfs one day
Spare needles were an easy find everywhere, and with the eye of an ex addict I often find discarded needles in the most curious places.
Its also interesting to catch people nodding or tweaking out in public and be able to spot them really easily.
Whoops forgot my pic.
Spare needles = used needles.
That sounds insane...are you away from all of that now?
Good luck. Hope you'll find your hairy bara man musked bf someday.
Oh, far away from there. Ghetto places have not frightened me for a long time, though. There are a lot scarier things out there and they're easy to navigate if you know how.
I stay away from the worst neighborhoods now mostly for my daughter.
Picture taken near work, next to the platte river.
Not everything was depressing, but for the guys who took rehab seriously it was definitely a serious time. Everyone knew what was up and all the serious guys had bad problems that would kill them if they didn't get clean.
Still, some levity sometimes. And lots of closeness to people through shared adversity.
Pic: ambulance picking up a crackhead. This happened at least once every other day. Death just kind of hung around the area.
Whats going on right now that you're just going through memories?
It was a while ago but its still something I carry with me all the time.
Its not about willpower, its about the desire to change and taking actions that make it so that it isn't a constant test of willpower not to lose.
You can get clean if you want to. I promise you that.
Pic: candid photo (he did not know I was taking this) of my best friend in rehab. We would walk and talk for hours about anything, but often it would circle back into what we were doing to stay clean and how scared we were about relapsing. Neither of us thought we had too good a chance of living if we went back to using. We were both heavy IV drug users, me meth, him heroin.
Yup. This was years ago.
My second best rehab friend. We are probably the closest of the old bunch now. He is a raging white supremacist, he has (iirc) 21 swastikas tattooed all over his body, including one on each fingertip, and a giant red one on his ass I got to see the first day in (communal showers.)
Alright, I think that's enough sharing for tonight.
My cousin used to be a heroin addict. He was like a brother to me before he broke into my dads house and stole everything of value to pawn for cash :/
Thank god he finally got arrested and went to a halfway house. He's clean now.
>I'm glad you hitted on me first because I wouldn't have. You don't seem gay at all!
Am I supposed to take this as a compliment? That's some fucking internalized homophobia right there