I always thought gays were talking about pop rocks, the candy kids put on their tongue that explodes in their mouth to give a mind blowing blowjob. Didn't realize until now it was some sort of party drug they snorted. How retarded and dumb.
Is there a connection between the size of your prostate and how easy you can stimulate it?
Like I can cum hands free without penetration, just applying pressure to my taint, I also have to piss a lot. Should I be worried about an enlarged prostate?
>Anal poppers, giving you that fizz up the butt every gay man needs.
lmao. This made me think of <pic related>. Like a party popper that you gay guys shoot from their butts.
So every time I mention I smoke I get shit on which I understand, but how many here actually smoke?
Never been interested in smoking (except middle school when trying to look cool). I've seen too many negative long term effects of it on older ppl that I knew. Seems like a shit ton of ppl that I know vape. It's kinda annoying and fucking kills my contacts. /blog
I like to share a hookah with friends sometimes but n'aw.
The most I've ever done was ask my now-fiancé-then-boyfriend for a cigarette to smoke with him back the last time he relapsed before quitting for good.
Not that I have an issue with it, I think literally everyone I've ever slept with was a smoker at the time.
i was going to get one of snake's booty, but i chickened out and just got the normal "heroic" pose instead
so, questions to all the furries here...
Do you guys actually dress up in the mascot type suits and go to conventions (or whatever they call them)? Do you like to have sex while wearing the suits?
I'd like some lewd Snake posters for my room. I wonder if my campus library would let me print some...hmm.
A qt boy bumped into me and said "sorry, mate" yesterday. I spent the rest of the afternoon imagining a happy life with him.
>Have you ever talked to a straight man they suck
it really sounds like you're the one who haven't
at least my straight friends are chill as fuck, really enjoyable to be around with.
my gay friends aren't that bad people but they're always involved in a lot of (dumb) drama and say weird things like 'yaaaasss gurl britney queen bitch'
I miss high school, where my straight bros would invite me over to chill and have a beer. I always drank wine or vodka because I was the designated sissy boi.
that sounds cool. I didn't really have guy friends in high school so I didn't get to experience that. But I made some when I got into college.
They're more like 'buddies' than friends, but it's still nice.
Some girls are really cool, yeah. Especially those that are like just another dude.
>21, completely unnattractive permavirgin
>out of the blue i get introduced to this guy, far more attractive than me
>immediately hit it off regardless
>the next day spend most of it watching various episodes on netflix and talking about nothing and its the only time i havent felt completely awkward when talking to someone
>during this out of nowhere he brings up the fact that hes gay
i dont think i can handle this
do i just say "lets be bfs" now?
>Treat girl who has a crush on me like "another dude"
>Literally call her "dude," "bro," and "mate"
>Watch her spirits get crushed every time as she knows how deep in the friend zone she is
I'll admit I'm starting to feel a little bad about it, she keeps liking posts about mental health and depression on FB.
They were always kind of impressed by it, because I could handle high alcohol contents much better than them. Fun times.
>sometimes girls are cute.
>maybe possibly could have a romantic connection if it was the right one
>almost zero sexual attraction.
>sexually attracted to men
>have romantic feeling towards men
A-am I biscum?
I always had intense crushes on girls when I was a little kid, and still do. I think it's mostly admiration when I find them pretty, mixed with the desire for companionship.
The idea of doing sexual things with girls doesn't gross me out, but it's not something I desire at all.
Right now though, I just want a qt bf.
>mfw exams weeks
>mfw covered by zits now
happens every time.
Me 2, dude. Pretty sure I failed my first one, got another tomorrow.
Status report: butt cummies achieved
>4chan goes down
>decide to go at it in the shower
>start flicking prostate (like an aggressive version of the typical come hither motion)
>butt gets all tingly
>feels like I have to pee
>I start involuntarily biting/putting my mouth on my thigh
>have some kind of super gasm
>I think I pissed
>shake like a new born giraffe after standing up
Pretty good, 9/10
And you were right it was mostly a mental thing, once I relaxed and stopped "trying" to make it happen it came to me
>hook up with guy in grindr
>go to meeting place
>he doesnt show up
>fuck im horny lets find another one
>5/10 from photo but whatever
>he accepts to meet
>he is fucking 10/10 in person
>drive to some dark place
>blow him he moans a lot
>he suck me kinda badly
>turn around i want to fuck you
>okay, he rimms me then here we go
>he fucks me and comes in 2 minutes
Guess it was alright? Finally lost my bp virginity. Happy independence day
I saw a gay couple today, which is not a usual sight in my town, and it kinda gave me hopes because one guy was pretty attractive while the other one wasn't exactly ugly but really, really fat. Like, his shirt couldn't even cover up all of his gut.
If he could get a bf, maybe I can too...
I wonder if they are in a feedee/feeder relationship tho
>tfw you're into butts hardcore
>tfw whenever you see a guy with a nice butt you can't stop thinking about what you'd to it
>tfw no bf with a nice ass to play with for hours before I anally ravage him
why to be alive
don't worry, anon. There's a guy with a qt butt waiting for you out there.
There is someone out there waiting for you, never doubt that. You can definitely get a qt bf, but looking down on yourself or comparing yourself to others won't help, you're a fine prize on your own and the sooner you realise that the sooner everyone else will too.
i want to lay my head on a mans chest while he wraps his strong arms around me and makes me feel safe and warm ;-;
Currently watching The Thing for the first time in what feels like years
What's your guys' favourite scary movies?
The original or the remake? The original is pretty great, watched it late at night as a kid and it became an instant favourite.
Don't have many specific favourite horror movies. Recently watched the babadook, slow pace but definitely one that made me look away like a bitch when I expected something bad to happen.
I used to be really bad with them too, Anon.
Hell, even the first Harry Potter movie scared the fuck out of me as a kid.
I dunno, dude. It's a kids' movie from 15 years ago. Special effects and realism weren't what they are today.
I still get uncomfortable watching it though, despite not having a problem with any other horror movie. Those first two movies are otherwise comfy as fuck.
the scariest movie for me is absolutely not my favorite movie and that would be Deliverance. Other than that...
The Thing (original), Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead remake was good, Sleepy Hollow, Van Helsing, Alien, the original Fright Night and because of MST3K and rifftrax live, Manos the Hands of Fate is like one of my favorite movies now; every time I watch it, I laugh my ass off. Also the original Halloween and the original Night Mare on Elm Street were really good. Oh, also... In the Mouth of Madness and Hellraiser.
suspiria, repulsion, don't look now, it follows, scream, alien, carrie, house (the japanese one)
i'm probably forgetting a bunch
i love horror movies
I'm the exact same, except I don't mind topping, I just prefer bottoming.
>tfw I'll never know what it's like to be totally dominated by a bigger person
Please don't say that. There are tons of guys who will be taller than you and willing to dominate you, just find a boy who can make you feel small and that is all that will really matter.
it was on mtv i think
it's over now and i'm p sure it didn't get renewed for a second season lol
everything i've heard about it is so all over the place, but my personal misgivings are
>not about sidney
>redesigned mask looks dumb
scream queens has been fantastic so far (except last week). it's way more comedy than horror tho, so it's super campy and over the top and there are tons of plot holes and just abandoned plot lines and the characters are all awful to each other and the dialogue is bad but it's a lot of fun and characters i didn't expect to shine really carry the show (keke palmer and niecey nash and the hot af chad radwell tbqh)
last weeks episode was a real fuckin dud though, which was a super downer since the week before was g r e a t
i recommend it
make your bf eat your ass while you lie there and watch it and have a good time as punishment for being a bitch
>tfw I was the tall bf
>tfw petting your short bf all the time
We were a fucking adorable couple.
I'm liking it, but it hasn't really made me laugh. Just occasionally smile and think "oh, that's silly."
>tfw kissed multiple drunk straight boys in high school
None were that attractive, I just like to give them that look. You know, the little smirk that reminds them that I violated their teenage mouth pussy.
Is anyone here nocturnal and wants to keep me digital company?
Just spent like three hours laying in bed totally non-lewd or really very sensual because he has to study and I'm having a bout of mild food poisoning, anyways.
Listening to Champloo sound track together.
Head pats and leg kisses would feel better if I didn't feel like a hot air balloon full of broken glass and vinegar.
Also, I think someone should try at making a chilled back /gaygen/ skype group.
So, uh, gay issue here.
This is my anus. It's been bleeding profusely every time I wipe for about two months now. Haven't taken a dick in at least that amount of time or longer.
A fissure, or something worse?
>tfw on my 42nd ban
>literally every post ive ever made was ban evasion
I'd eat a graham cracker wedged in your fuzzy butt tbrqfh.
Apparently it's been getting worse. Here's a picture from October 7:
And here's one from October 21:
I wonder what that means.
I'll probably go to a doctor on Saturday. I can't go sooner because my new job has me working 8 to 5.
Why do guys who look like complete dumbasses given be such a boner
like way more than guys who are objectively hot
I just want to bang a big dumb oaf so hard
If that's the case then I guess I'm fine with it. DESU I don't care much for gay men, especially femmy or "queer" ones. I find it kinda odd that as homosexual men, most of you act like women and (whether you care to admit it or not) lust after straight men instead of being a man yourself and loving another gay man.
You are a pussy. A fluffy fluffy pussy who needs to post butt.
>was into femboys
So not only are you 16, you're a breeder as well
Shamefur dispray desu
>tfw want a femboi sub or at least a cute sub
>everyones unironicaly masc4masc
How do I fem it up?
>I'll probably go to a doctor on Saturday. I can't go sooner because my new job has me working 8 to 5.
go luck man. I hope things turn out OK for you. Let us know what the doc. says.
And I must be pretty bad at being a breeder if I have a boyfriend and we take turn fucking each other's butts.
But since you brought it up I wouldn't have any hang ups over having a hand in spawning a child, as long as he turned out straight, masc, and white.
Or at least a better top than I am. Isn't that every parent's dream? To see their child excel in life further than they did themselves?
Because it's 3 embarrassing O///O
I need to EXPAND my Maki folder.
Makes sense why senpais always trying to get me to do lewd things...
Am I the only one that really wants to pop the zit under that guy's arm?
Military dependents get rad Healthcare and also for some dumb fucking reason you get a pay raise if you get married, base allowance for housing or something like that which shortens to bah
>Implying the red states arent somewhat homosexual, if not fullblown in the closet
I'm a /pol/itician, theres a lot of sexual tension that goes on with the conservative populace
These are skin flaps, from old thromboses hemorrhoids. They also go by the name anal tags, or marisk.
I also have them, not as severe as you. There is nothing to do with it, doctors see no reason to remove them since they are pure cosmetic.
>everyone treats me like a totatl whore
We treated you like a total whore before the picture, Myakki.
You are the biggest cumslut of gg after all.
Little Busters. It's a shitty adaptation of a Key VN, don't bother.
I'm always on the lookout for new cute anime, especially if there are yaoi undertones. Even if they're shitty. Currently watching High School Star Musical and god is it awful but it's adorable.
I tried watching that one with the reverse trap and airguns. Only got through the first episode, anime really doesn't interest me anymore. It's weird going through all my old anime pics to shitpost.
You think I'm Hitler? That's the cruelest thing you've ever said to me, Myakki.
Guess words are the only way you can hurt someone, with that tiny, pathetic, weak, 2cute body of yours.
Do you like guns, hate niggers, and have a conservative outlook on money, and finance? I think alot of the hardcore right wingers see an opportunity in a submissive that can replicate the lifestyle of the 50s-60s~
I always try to bring hype to everything I do
I just try to have fun.
I need to stop tbqh and just chill out