Are these the philosopher Gods?
Plato, Kant, Hegel, Heidegger, Lacan, Spinoza, Wittgenstein.
Does all philosophy rest as a footnote to these men?
Are you simply here to meme on Lacan, Spinoza, or Hegel?
Do they encapsulate all potential views on the things that really matter relayed in the strongest possible way?
Aristotle is just as important as Plato.
Like it or not Nietzsche is as important as Kant.
Lacan's influence is fairly minimal compared to Freud or even William James.
And every philosopher has to have read the Meditations of Descartes.