i tapped a few words into my typewriter and then i got up to get some wine and i drank wine in my dirty Los Angeles apartment until some woman made my telephone ring "Hello," I said, half-bored She asked me to come fuck her, so I put on my postman's jacket and stepped out into the rain it only rains 30 days a year in LA but my poems always take place during one of those 30 days. I went to the woman's apartment, and it was a disgusting mess there were stains on the carpet and little piles of trinkets I fucked her over the kitchen counter while I brewed a pot of coffee with my free hand "I only came for the coffee," I said as she moaned on my cock. When I finished up, I took the entire carafe of coffee with me as I walked out of her apartment back into the rain which started watering the coffee down. Los Angeles. Sex. Coffee. Wine. Rain. Post Office. What A Life This Is.
"Once I was writing And my dick started Burning it burned a Lot so I went to My doctor except He was not there so I went and saw a Different doctor He was a Jew but Good enough so I Pulled down my pants and Told him "Hey doc, look-- My cock, its burning" And he said "Woah there-- That does look bad" so He got on his knees And pulled my foreskin Back and saw that it Was full of dick cheese So he said "Woah there-- That does look bad" so He washed it off and Gave me some overpriced Pills which stunk because They were antibiotics But I forgot I was Allergic so I went back And said "Hey doc, look-- My dicks still burning-- And now I'm real sick" So he said "Woah there-- That does look bad" and He called his nurse she Had big tits and a Nice ass but was too A Jew but good enough So I told here "Hey bitch How 'bout you ride this Dick once this little Infection is gone?" And she said "Woah there--
>>7333605 Not even a date first?" So I said "look here-- I ain't got no time For dates I'm a big Writer and I got to Write or I will get Arrested for not Paying my ex bitch Alimony kay?" And then she said "kay" So I got my dick All cleaned up and then Started looking 'round For the nurse kike bitch Then I found her and then Told her "Hey nice ass-- You ready to fuck?" And she said "Woah there-- I'm not some dirty Skank you got a car?" And I said "Of course I got a car you bitch" So I went outside And hotwired a big Van that smelled of Child molestation But sprayed my shitty Cologne in there and Told her "Get in bitch"
>>7333610 So we fucked hard and I came raw in her Fat ass and again In her loose cunt and Mouth then later I Felt that same burning Again and I thought To myself "Fuck that Bitch wasn't even clean" So I got up and Went to the address On her license 'cause I stole her wallet And bought junk with it And she said "Woah there-- Didn't ya know I Was a prostitute On the side?" So I said "Look here-- You dumb cunt I just Got rid of this shit You better fucking Fix this you piece of Shit or I'll beat ya" And she said "Woah there-- Aren't you the piece Of shit for catching This shit in the first Fucking place plus I Gotta pay the bills And pay to feed my Kid somehow" So I Left and walked home and It started raining So I got soaked And probably got A cold too don't know So I went inside My shitty little dank Apartment and then Poured myself a glass Of rye then got up And ate a stale rye Sandwich with slimy Old bologna And hummed some shitty Old jazz song from my Childhood and then I Thought to myself "I Think its time to die." But I didn't 'cause Life is worth living Even if it's pure Shit sometimes The End." - Charles Bukowski
>>7334956 But thats not what hes saying. I assume the problem here is not exclusivity, but constancy. People are quick to call 4chan the worst place on the internet or simply attribute *chans and other "fringe" sites to "nerds" and "hackers"; social outcasts, so it comes off as contradictory that people who consider themselves normal appropriate the memes of people they think of as psychopathic pedophiles.
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