Due to G-Reco and Try shitposting, waifufaggotry, too much Zeta hate, and too many Wing threads, I, Char Aznable, have decided that you, Anonymous of /m/, are polluting this board and have taken it upon myself to save /m/ by destroying it.
In order to enforce discipline upon the ignorant masses I have decided to drop /cgl/ onto /m/.
Please, what little worthy of /m/ there is, rally to my cause and give me your strength in this endeavor, so that in return I may save you all.
Also, free T-Shirts to the first ten to sign up to pilot Geara Dogas. Only comes in sizes S-XL.
One small T-shirt for you. Anyone else? we got nine left. They say Neo-Zeon and have a logo for Subway on them because they are our sponsors for this endeavor. Mention the operation to save /m/ and get a free cookie with a foot long.
I like your spirit.
No, they are Subway logo green as part of our partnership with Subway. Eat Fresh. However you may customize your cockpit.
Char, weren't you saying earlier that /m/ just needs time to reconstruct itself from the shitposting and that above all else we need to be patient as /m/ is slow to change but that you have faith in /m/'s ability to adapt?
you'll get insider your mother and like it!
What, no, I never said that. Fuck, was that Full Frontal asshole wearing sunglasses and impersonating me at parties again? Because half my clothes are missing. Nanai, call my face lawyer and tell him I want to sue for face infringement.
Then go out and buy me some more clothes, or else I'm going to have to wear the free T-shirts.
That's not how you treat a kid, Gendo.
read the mug
>World's Worst Dad
Who gave that mug to you? Your so- Oh wait.
Fuck off, Misato, you don't even know how to properly talk to a kid that just woke up from a coma and had zero idea of what's going on.
It could have been Gyunei. He likes to say shit about me and we gave him a Talkboy at the Zeon Christmas party last year. It helped him stop two Feddie officers from breaking into our house when me and Nanai went to Monaco on vacation.
Captain, I'm here to inform you that there was a problem with shipment and we only have Small sized T-shirts left. Good news is that all our Geara Dogas are normal sized.
No, but have you seen Subway's new Monterey Chicken Melt topped with Monterey Cheddar and tasty veggies like spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers and red onion? It's packed with all kinds of nutrients a Gundam Fighter like you needs to win tournaments and train red headed bastards.
Haman is piloting the Alpha Azieru. I promised she could give me a blowjob if she agreed to do it. I am really hoping she dies first. If she doesn't I'm going to have to call Frontal to stand in for me, and I hate that guy.
>Good news is that all our Geara Dogas are normal sized.
Guy from the MS assembly department here.
Bad news, remember the data you sent to the part fabricating companies? Well, apparently you sent the data for the 1/144 model kits for publicity instead, so we have quite a lot of plastic model kit parts here.
We aren't gonna be getting the parts in time, estimated time to fabricate MS-sized parts and ship them is about 3 months.
GOD DAMMIT. NANAI! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? You're fired. I need a new secretary. Free T-shirts to whoever gets hired. Please submit your resumes and email them to email@example.com
Wait! You just don't understand. I represent ZanSpin, a tyre manufacturing company and I can assure you that wheels are the future. Our company is well-known for making high-quality products that work on any terrain and have a high resistance to punctures.
And so it begins, the Age of Fatso is coming closer.
I for one welcome Boss as our new overlord
High hopes and noble endeavors...
Will shine with all the twinkling stars.
We hold you next to us...
The galaxy, so glorious.
We'll build with all of our dreams,
A new world that bravely gleams.
Char is fighting for our prayers!
Char is fighting for our prayers!
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The fuck are you up to now, Char? All I asked was that you make out with Amuro so I can watch from Newtype Hell, but nooo... You gotta go full Zabi. Yep, that's totally the man who saved me from prostitution, heir to Zeon Diekun.
Let me do it, Papa! I can handle it, I swear!
I can giggle or remove my name whenever I want.
We're picking up signs of ghosts, so me and my crew have decided to spend one night in this thread locked down with no camera crews, just us.
Dude, get the EMP readers ready.
Little girl, where did the ghost touch you?
Your real family is the one that raises you! SIEG ZEON!
Bro, we are so much better than Ghotsbusters. Have you not seen my sweet tight Tap Out shirt? DUDE I JUST SAW WHAT LOOKED LIKE A SWAN. NICK OVER THERE. GET THE CAMERA.
Damn it... I want to click, but i keep hearing like ten times a day that Bato.to is INFESTED with viruses and I just got this computer.
Okay, let me tell you the tl;dr.
Char is an office girl at a company owned by the Zabis. He has M'quve, Garma, and M'quve's lackeys as officemates.
Lalah is a 7-year-old loli with the strength of a karate master
Some people don't like the grimdark in Zeta.
That is the Idea for new Utena Series. Sayla become the new headmaster of Academy and learns from Miki (who is a newtype) about previous events. Her investigation makes her know about Lalah-Anthy and Akio.
I'm helping Char drop /cgl/ onto /m/ by posting an /m/ related cosplay picture from Megacon.
I came here to lau.... hey is that a burger? nom nom nom
Londo Bell moving in!
>hide the merchandize
That's going to be hard.
>FUCK DA LONDO BELL POLICE
Bring out the big guns we got ourselves a Code Red.
I hear Char is only attracted to little girls.
To be blunt, I hate the shitposting in this community, but /m/ is the best place for tokusubs and their releases, fansubs of other /m/ related shows, manga scans, and other lesser known shit.
If I don't come here, I miss out on a lot of releases.
It's a frustrating life of compromise.
Once upon a time, many years ago, there was a little Kurdish brat, and he was very sad, for he had killed his mother and father. Before the little Kurdish brat appeared a traveling prince, riding upon a white gundam. He had a regal bearing and a kind smile. The prince wrapped the little Kurd in a rose-scented embrace and gently wiped the tears from his eyes.
"Little one," he said, "who bears up alone in such deep sorrow, never lose that strength or nobility, even when you grow up. I give you this to remember this day. We will meet again. This gundam will lead you to me one day." Perhaps the gundam the prince gave him was like an engagement ring.
This was all well and good, but so impressed was he by him that the little Kurdish brat vowed to become a gundam himself one day. But was that really such a good idea?
>if this plan is successful it's going to rain goth loli all over /m/
SIGN. ME. UP.
This is not a battle of politics or pride, this is a matter of ideals. And my ideal happens to be a short asian girl in a frilly lace maid costume with an unnatural hair color.
> There will never be a Utena style Gundam
> there will never be a Gundam series with mecha designs as fabulous as the ones found in the car from the chase scene of the movie
> Gundam will never have a qt lesbian tomboy with high minded goals.
> Gundam will never have a OST composed mainly of rock opera and greek choir.
> Gundam ending as both completely mind-fucky and balls to the wall badass as the climax of Utena movie
Why must keep on living?
I've already rewatched this and everyone on the Neo Zeon side is full of fuck wits and I'm surprised Nanai didn't poison Quess's food or kill her in her sleep cause fuck Quess, fuck Gyunei, fuck Hathaway, and FUCK CHAR. I'm happy he's finally fucking dead and his "reborn" incarnation was a fucking faggot.
There's Star Driver, but that's only Utena style visually. Utena style and themed show with Gundam-type robots would be interesting.
Fun fact, the protagonist of my shitty notGundam setting is a butch ore-onna, not as cute as Utena though. More like Kamille with tits. But my point is that Gundam needs a tomboy protagonist.
That's more of a kick in the balls to Bright though. And yes, I do know about the spirit of Quess coming to Hathaway right before his execution to tell him she never loved him and that he was a retard to fight for her when her entire situation was because she's a young Newtype with less common sense than fucking Kamille. Now if only someone could have taken his kneecaps out for killing Chan.
She's willing to pretend if you want her to.
I wish we could wipe neo-/m/ from this shithole
Where's the "I have boobs, you must obey" pic when I need it?
But I wasn't complaining about the novel because the novel does things entirely differently, hell if we went with the original MSG novels Amuro never made it past the final battle because he gets killed by some unnamed grunt and Sayla pisses herself from having experienced Amuro being killed. So the novels really have no place in a discussion about what the animation did.
X000 years later and Lalah is STILL pulling ghost shenanigans.
T-Shirts are irrelevant, just tell me I still get to pilot a Geara Doga.
I'm going to marry Bossu!
Can I bring my unfinished MG along? Maybe he can give the HG a piggy back ride once he's done.
What the fuck do you think your doing char?
It is relevant you fuckwit, the novel about Hathaway follows the novel continuity where he didn't sperg out and kill Chan, it was Quess instead.
Hence, when he dies, it was actually tragic, especially since he was trying to stop politicians from enacting more trade embargoes or some shit against the colonies
Puru saved Judau's life multiple times while riding in the Zeta or ZZ.
We have Zeekstarter campaign to crowdfund the mass production of the Big Zam. Backers that donate 1000 gold bars will receive one as a backing reward. Other rewards include a pair of Dozle Zabi shoulder spikes and a scale model of Solomon.
I don't care about the HG or the shirts, but do you have any pineapple salad?