We have it hard in Mars too.
There's like literal space cancer rays right at our doorstep. Must be that giant mass of Getter Energy from EARTH.
Yeah, fuck Earth. Like, wtf man, what's with sending your meganoids and cockcroach mutants to Mars? As if being fucked by the boson jumping Jovians isn't enough.
And Sailor Mars >>> Sailor Jupiter.
Rei-chan is cool and complex, elegant and dignified and red while Mako is just a shallow bitch. SHE'S A BIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!
Hey, fuck you. I know there's no human rights on Earth but in Mars, we do. It's our right to stay floating in Mars' orbit BECAUSE WE LIKE IT HARDCORE.
Yes, I'm just trying to setup a cozy home on Mars, have robo-sex with my robo-husbando, why do you interfere, Haran Banjo?
Ok about that. It's NOT my fault that a cute little Martian girl with Mars Cancer just happens to pop up conveniently in front of the earth kid. It's not like I took her, injected her with spacer cancer and teleported her right to Kio, without her consent.
Hey Elzecunt-sama, you seen Grandpa Flit ?
He ran off yelling again.
Gundam is space racist.
Space colonies? Mostly bad, cause a lot of problems. But still enough contact with earth that there are some good people.
Mars? Pretty damn evil, but trying to play the victim because they have something like a conscience.
Jupiter? Literally Hitler, and without remorse about it.
Anything from outside of the solar system? Shoot first, ask questions never.
The further in distance you get away from Earth, the greater the dickbaggery.
You means the ones that made each dependent on a power source that is intentionally designed to catastrophically explode, used that to hold all technological progress hostage for generations, and then eventually planned to invade and colonize the Earth?
Guys guys guys
You know what we have that Jupiter doesn't?
We got a Zeon!
Jupiter doesn't have a Zeon.
But we have an authentic Zeon with Zakus and Gelgoogs and Goondams.
That's cool right?
A Zeon of our own.
Like Mars, but they went for screwing you over indirectly rather than with overt military force. Until that became inconvenient, then it was right back to plans of invasion and murder.
Kio, have you been diligently killing your daily quota of Martians?
At least you guys still have some piece of action. We got completely forgotten right from the beginning even though we build everything that you people used to kill each other.
Also Sailor Moon trump all. Everyone are all slut but at least she know she is a slut and use that to won the kamenbowl.
W H E R E W O U L D T H E Y G O ?
They were abandoned by the feddies who funded and ordered their colonization of mars to begin with. Ezelcant's crazy ideals aside, the reason they started terrorism is because they had a hundred years to stew on that abandonment, and they are fucking pissed.
>In b4 "Yeah well...They SHOULDN'T have gotten sick in the first place lol"
Shut the fuck up Martha. Nobody cares about your fucking box anymore.
No, Mars. You're called Mars because it sounds like Marg and you're my younger brother. It's like sisters called Candy and Mandy. You have no relationship with Mars the planet. No one is raping you. Don't worry.
If it was a space station that could move, all they had to do was be literally anywhere else. Nothing forces space stations to hang out in orbit around planets, they could have just kept their home as a sort of midway point between Earth and Mars, forming a vital point in the chain towards the rest of the solar system, still having relatively easy access to any resources on Mars they gave a shit about, and without dying of space cancer.
There wouldn't be a stable midway point between earth and mars given both revolve around the sun at different speeds.
Also could it really move? Most space stations have very limited movement.
>Ship colonies to Earth
>Meganoids attach giant rocket boosters and fly Mars to Earth
It's not that easy!
Hi Mars, I'm Eiji. The Earth is being targeted.
Don't worry Mr Ezelcant, I've blown up the moon and brought the Earth under our control. My granddaughter-princess is visiting Earth soon on a diplomatic trip. Hope she doesn't die.