>Purple Smart just bought some new books and wants you to read them to her.
>You're illiterate and there doesn't seem to be any pictures.
>Twilight hasn't read them yet.
What do you read to her?
Why do you virgin neckbeards keep calling her a whore? She's a fucking goddess - generous, kind, classy, and sexy as hell. She could wear a burlap sack and make it look good. I'd pay every cent I have just to touch her butt once but she wouldn't accept because SHE IS NOT A WHORE, SHE OWNS HER OWN SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAKING CLOTHES.
Nice meme, but you're not getting any of my (you)'s
Marble Pie is cute
it was once a dream. together we will try to make him take shape into a project it will be possible to realized irl.
>you are henceforth the king / queen of the world. Your project is to create Equestria.
the first question is, where do we?
>Let's redeem her
>Rush it, undermining her established character and giving her character whiplash the likes of which I've never seen
>Now she's redeemed, we have no further use for her
>She never gets an episode again
Fuck everything. I literally want to drop an atom bomb on whoever thought redeeming of her in a single non-2-part and never using her again was acceptable.
this was a five year anniversary
i though it was a nice gift to take the blandest character from the show and actually give her some inner conflict
well CMC getting their butt tattoos was cool too
I don't get the whole "redeeming/reforming" thing. Tiara's was rushed as you said, Starlight's came out of nowhere and didn't seem sincere, and Discord wasn't really evil to begin with.
What happened to this?
What does that Wrinkle mean?
Probably his eye sockets constantly flapping from flying too fast without eye protection. Either that or they're implying that he's getting older -- too old to go after a young mare like Rainbow Dash. Soarindashfags btfo.
What did she do /mlp/?
Anon's Pie Adventure died so I could post this.
So are we just ignore the fact this is Nurse Redheart's first appearance after a 4 year absence?
Also Nurse Redheart thread
>4 year absence
>Appears in a flashback episode
Anon this doesn't count enough
>Only in a flashback
Okay, now I'm really starting to think about this theory.
How does a show designed by a feminist and with more female characters than male still manage to characterize male characters better than most shows designed for men?
>fucking butt monkey slave
>retarded crossdressing redneck
>useless pie lover
>colourful gay bug
>ancient god with a mindset of a teen
>lame nerd wizard
These are all somewhat major male characters I could think of. Where exactly did you find good characterization?
>lame nerd wizard
Sunburst was the best character of this season though
Shows designed for men show an ideal men ought to strive for, to achieve it within a lifetime.
Feminists display men how they currently are or how the degenerates are at their relative best.
One is an ideal realization, the other is sad reality.
>Friend says he'll pay me $20 to just watch season 1
>Do it because money, won't become an autistic pony nerd
>3 days later I'm almost through the season and it's all I thought about til getting home
>Actually enjoy the show
Twilight actually a cute
REEEEEE WHAT HAVE YOU FAGS DONE TO ME
Wow. For once you guys are right. She is an OC.
brb I'm gonna go play in traffic.
So does nobody notice that these bitches fucking hate each other? And i'm not just talking about these three, the whole of the Mane 6 can't stand each other.
>RD's impersonations in Newbie Dash
>Rarity's impersonation in Simple Ways
>Fluttershy's open disdain for her friends' passions in Putting Your Hoof Down
true true friend my ass
Which is why they will be replaced by the suicide squad
I want an entire episode with Rainbow Dash impersonating Rarity. (Not only would it be sexy, it would be hilarious since the only thing Rainbow knows about fashion is to tell something whether or not is clothes.)
This WILL happen in S7
will happen in S7
#1: The Dark of Day: PART 1
#2: The Dark of Day: PART 2
#3: Hoof In Mouth
#4: Earning Your Keep
#5: Diamond In The Rough
#6: Whinnyapolis Woes
#7: No Fame, No Gain
#8: All Washed Up
#9: Stirrup Something Good
#10: Some Bits For Your Trouble
#11: Playground Talk
#12: You Can Lead a Horse To Water...
Leaked an hour ago
Confirmed 13 episodes
LAST FIM SEASON
1. I hurt myself today
2. To see if I still feel
3. I focus on the pain
4. The only thing that's real
5. The needle tears a hole
6. The old familiar sting
7. Try to kill it all away
8. But I remember everything
9. What have I become
10. My sweetest friend
11. Everyone I know goes away
12. In the end
13.And you could have it all
Do you like Sugar Coat?
Or maybe you prefer her with her hair down?
Or perhaps you prefer a stupid slut like Lemon Zest?
>Haber confirmed he isn't editor for S7, he's working on Skylanders instead
Episodes are always written edited in the first four months of the year. S7 was written at the start of this year, while he was on Skylanders.
Can you name specific episodes of S6 that you don't like and explain specifics, or do you have a "it just feels different as a whole" bullshit "argument" based on appeal to emotion?
Dungeons and Discords wasted any potential it had because Discord dragged the plot along and the actual story of the episode takes up a minute part of it.
Do you think we will see any more creative locations on the show? Like a futuristic city or a jungle filled with exotic plant life?
I don't really see this happening unless it had some kind of tie-in with Alicorn city that was rumoured/leaked a while ago. I think it would be interesting but it would have to be less futuristic than the OP pic.
>Jungle filled with exotic plant life
So basically like the Everfree forest? I'm not against this idea but I fail to see how that could be done. Would it just be a more dense version of the Everfree but without...
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What is the best joke gag or otherwise laugh out loud moment in the show?
This makes me feel funny in the pants.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
>tfw even if you were magically transported to equestria, you wouldn't be able to enjoy it
>tfw you would be understimulated without modern technology
>tfw you wouldn't be able to put in an honest day's work in their type of economy
>tfw your sense of entertainment would be much too violent/crude to ever exist in Equestria and you'd have to choose to be extremely bored so you would not be evil by their standards
>tfw you would be uncomfortable around genuinely happy creatures
You're about to see Spike be sodomized by some pony who isn't Rarity, what do you do!?
Yeah. You remember that game called Call of Duty World At War? Then Black Ops? and 2? and 3?
Who is who and what happens when the zombie hordes are released upon Equestria?
FLUTTERSHY IS NOT FUCKING PREGNANT YOU FUCKING FUCKS
Don't worry anon, you can still be her submissive little sissy boytoy.
What did he mean by this?
Spike did something bad, so Twilight ripped his testicles out of his stomach and is now crushing them with her magic.
I want to rape her little nygger pussy.
I just want you to fucking die
I want to kill you myself
Holy shit this really is becoming an obsession of mine
Pray to god that my attempts to dox you remain unsuccessful
Three months of winter coolness