I can't handle it anymore. All my life all I've ever wanted was to caress a human penis, to suckle it like pinkie whore deepthroats the town stallions. I'll never be able to achieve my dream if I stay on this pathetic planet we call Equus. I'm going to go to the promised lands, goodbye /mlh/. It's been fun.
How piss would you be if they become a couple?
Cringe thread? Cringe th-what to you mean no?
To bad the ride has begun!
Like, humanized ones? What do we like about the ponies/EQG humans? They like bright colors, heart shaped stuff, kindness, awesomeness, pony fashion, etc...
Why not live our lives like ponies would?
>he doesn't want to live in a cupcake shaped house.
I have some polls for you gents.
It's time to settle this once and for all
>"An intruder! Quick! Capture that green monkey and take it to Nightmare Moon!"
>you have to get away quick
What do, /mlp/?
Jump out the nearest window.
Today's Topic: Friendship is Magic Part 1
What you should do: Go rewatch FiM Part 1, and offer your thoughts on the episode, thoughts on the thoughts of others on the episode, etcetera. Criticize, praise, do whatever you want, as long as you can back it up.
What you should not do: Spout platitudes and whine like a petulant child, insulting anyone who disagrees with you. If you don't like what someone says, find evidence that supports your view. Also, no meta discussion regarding the show as it is now. There's a reason I picked a specific episode,...
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“the fate of Equestria doesn’t depend on me making friends” in a show called Friendship is Magic certainly won't be proven correct.
This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it has the potential to distract from the rest of the episode, as the introductions of the other 5 mane horses are largely rote repetition, and come off as contrived. The only organic meeting is between Twilight and Pinkie Pie, the other 4 just so happen to be the four ponies Twilight is required to go see to check on preparations for the celebration.
Fortunately, the characters are all interesting enough that these encounters are just as distracting to the viewer as they are to Twilight, allowing us to ignore what is to come and focus on meeting the rest of the gang. The jokes come early and remain omnipresent throughout the episode, and are funny despite the mostly childish content. Spike stumbling over ‘brink,’ the long train of Apple family members, Twilight’s failed attempt to get drunk at Pinkie’s party, and Applejack holding back Rainbow and then shutting Pinkie up with a cupcake to the face still elicit a laugh after numerous viewings. The world-building and exposition don’t feel forced or out of place, and are done largely through one-off lines and visuals rather than through long monologues. The climax is predictable, but it doesn’t matter that much, because at this point in the show the characters and their interactions are much more interesting and entertaining than the overall plot. In the end, the episode is a serviceable introduction to the setting and characters, but it’s nothing special.
Weird Early Stuff:
-Rarity has a pronounced French accent, in contrast the the 1930’s-40’s US accent that she has now.
-Applejack’s handshake and energetic greeting are almost surreal in how very un-Applejacklike they are
-Even for early Fluttershy, Fluttershy is shy to an extreme, afraid to even give her name to a stranger
-Spike says his egg was purple and green, but when we see it later in the season it will be all purple
If you had to pony up to pony a pony, how much pony would you pony to pony?
Is he ever going to grow up physically and stay grown?
If Milo Yiannopoulos actually ends up buying 4Chan do you think he can redeem Scruffy and make /mlp/ great again?
If so how could it be done? Make /mlp/ officially nsfw again and bring back Milky?
Was it ever yellow though? I thought it was blue from day one. Anyway, I'm in support of the Return to NSFW-ness. But I don't like Milo, he'd probably delete this place being the altright that he is.
>When you're Rarity's assistant, this is your view most of the day.
Who wouldn't want that job?
Hey /mlp/. I lost interest in the show during the last christmas episode. Should I get back into it? And if yes, where do I start? Did that season end already? Does the changelings come back eventually? Should I just try to forget that I ever liked cartoon horses? Is there more waifus?
Why are bronies here so autistic about their porn? Seriously the >no hooves faggots are the worst. Especially the no anthro fags.
And ESPECIALLY the amigos that get pissed off when it's not "anatomically correct" ignoring that the ponies are far from that.
The elitism is 2 stronk. I hope you realize all MLP porn boils down to anthropomphic sexualized caricatures of farm animals. It's all the same shit with all sides flinging shit and denial t b h.
>I hope you realize all MLP porn boils down to anthropomphic sexualized caricatures of farm animals
>can't spell anthropomorphic
>It is yet another subtle thread that is gonna derail into you are/we aren't furries
There ain't nearly enough fanart of her.
>It's a comic reference in the show
>The comic reference is mocked, or completely fucked by canon.
I know, what's up with referencing comics?
I like her. I like her mane better this way. I think violet suits her.
>yet another shitty episode
>little to no discussion of it
Dead fandom, dead board. Haber and miller saw to that, I suppose.
What episode? Where the Apple Lies or Top Bolt? There's been plenty of discussion on Where the Apple Lies and early episodes are confined to their own threads or get very little discussion because not many people watch them.
so how should we call the new team of the heroes Equestria deserves introduced in Season Six finale?
Equestria's Mightiest (and Trixie)?
Starlight and Her Niggas?
Discord and His Equines?
What did she do?
New favourite ship.
Now that the dust has settled, what are your overall thoughts on S6.
THIS is the TRUE banner of /mlp/! Chosen by bronies and not by other board anons!
Fandom > Show
Why. Why why why why did they have to give Twilight wings. I didn't care about it at all at first but now it's a constant reminder that the show has lost its innocence. I'd rather watch G3 than this tainted shit.
The children who started with S1 are 10-14 now. Just fucking end it already.
Hush, you. The grown-up thirty-five-year-old gender politics sadbrains Problematic Mediuum Posts PTSD-ridden neon-haired bronies want their Season 7, and come hell or high bathwater they shall _get_ their season.
Did it ever occur to anyone that Spike might actually be part pony? It would explain why Celestia had his egg.
>too intelligent to speculate about pointless fan theories
Rainbow Dash and Peppermint Patty are basically the same character.
Since Trixie is pretty much a desperate bum/drifter living in a rolling box, would she let me perform sexual acts on her if I paid her in peanut butter crackers?
Nope. Finale canonized her love of peanut butter crackers.
Seeing that she just helped save Equestria, all the princesses and the mane 5, she should be getting a royal treatment. No more scrapping by for her. She will get all the tendies she wants.