>"Hey there, /mlp/-tan! I heard that somebody's hurting your board with lewd threads! If you come in my thread I can show you cool memes for only 11 bits! By the way, I'm a chaos dragone now!"
Semantic Error is about a low life hacker trying to scrape by in a futuristic Equestria.
So far Cold File (File) has managed to scrape up enough money to get him by for at least a week and is now taking on another job.
>Currently you have some privet E-mails from some of the Cytogen employee's that were logging into the Cytogen file-server. You're still trying to find more information about your new employer, Wintermute, and this pain in your wing is not helping.
>While nursing your wing you look back at your computer screen to see brandy holding a first aid kit and looking concerned.
What do you do?
Assure her its fine.
We don't need WebMD on our ass and making us think we have cancer.
Have Brandy check through the e-mails. Put our mask on and check a couple of deepnet hacking forums for anything.
Why the fuck did you just throw a sack of bits at me?
Look at all the money i made! Just from fucking!
>browsing through /mlp/
So is the economy so bad in equestria that everyone has taken up prostitution?
Twenty bits and I'll be whatever you can imagine.
And at least three things you can't.
Suddenly the fallen houses invade equestria.
11/10 would cum inside
Another bimbo thread.
You choose a really shitty time to start a thread.
Given the prostitution and complaining about prostitution spam.
Bump ahead, writefag will eventually deliver and when he does it's godly.
"Come in in Anon, we won't bite"
Ok what the fuck is going on with all these filly shitposts?
Some idiot actually thinks spam will push the generals off the board when all it is doing is pushing the actual non-general threads off the board with the same thread over and over again.
Which is basically like giving the board more generals.
>"U-um Anon? C-can you point me to the bathroom? It's an emergency."
You guys don't know how bad I want to fuck this little filly. I want to fuck her more than anything in the world right now. I want to feel her warm filly juice engulf my cock while I fuck her slowly. I want to feel that winking vulva rubbing the bottom of my cock while I slowly penetrate her filly pussy. I want her to try and fly while I"m fucking her so I can feel the vibrations while she's flapping her cute little wings.
In case you didn't notice, I want to fuck Scootaloo so bad. She's my fav
Are there any good cocksock scoots stories?
I too, share an immense desire to fuck tiny orange chickun.
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Random Anon here: I was the one who posted the original idea all those months ago (focused on post-breakup, with Anon having a new life with another pony like Fleur as a stepmom and Cadence feeling regretful, etcetera).
It's awesome to see something coming from my half-baked post.