>"Heey Sata-..ah crap it's you."
>5 days until ghost returns
How will ponies look like in Generation 5?
>"Anon we need a serious talk."
>"Ever since you handed her that book you called a "bible", Starlight Glimmer just won't stop talking about it."
>"So, you started this mess. I think it's only fair that you fix it, Anon."
>Maybe if I shitpost it for long enough they will like us Shimmerfags/Nyxfags better
Your plan isn't gonna work, darling.
Which one of them resembles your
>this shit again
Just fuck you, buddy.
Let's help Spike write his letter to Santa.
>"Dear Santa, for Christmas, I want...hmm..."
>"Hey Anon, what do you think I should ask Santa for?"
You all know the Bible is made of testaments, Old and New!
You've been told it's just those two parts, or only one, if you're a Jew!
But what if I were to tell you, there's a fresh Third Part out there!
Which was found by a hip new prophet, who had a little DONNY OSMOND FLAIR!
>Would you rather be an abominable Jew then? If so, you have every right to go to hell!
The Inquisition grants to you a most gracious warning: cease all heretical activity and dogma, or have your entire town suffer Exterminatus.
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>Hello, my name is Starlight Glimmer, and I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!
Fuck, marry, kill. Go!
Why are docks so sexy?
Dashie is hungry.
And starve her of good content?
That's a delicious looking hotdog.
Daily reminder that this destroyed the show.
Are they actually playing, or are they just pretending just to impress guys?
>get to equestria
>ponies are the size of ants
how to penis?