Alright faggots, let's see who among us is the most autistic.
25 questions, it drags on a bit.
BUT JUST FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT.
I...I...I can't take it anymore...all these remarks about going to the bathroom in someone's mouth...or...or...or defecating on them...and the ones that are so disgusting i can't even say them...it's too much...I...I...I...tell Spike I love him.........and....and that I'm sorry.............
VOUS AVEZ EU L'ALSACE ET LA LORRAINE, VOUS AVEZ EU DES MILLIONS D'ÉTRANGERS, VOUS AVEZ EU GERMANIE ET BOHÈME, MAIS MON P'TIT COEUR VOUS PLEURES NE JAMAIS MAIS MON P'TIT COEUR IL RESTERA FRANCAIS.
will this baby kill us?
What cons are your favorite?
The Tarrasque has awakened in Equestria and is now coming to rape and/or devour your pone waifu! How do you defend her against an ultimate engine of destruction?
Hey can't fit through the portal :^)
I think she can handle it herself senpai.
Rarity thread? Repressed my feelings about a breakup for a month and its all coming bubbling up so i need a pretty horse to distract me from the whore.
bon is for sexual
good night /mlp/
It must be awful being a mature mare. Your stallion plows you - painfully - for all of 10 seconds before unloading, and then when he pulls out his flare scrapes your insides. You have a clit that gets next to no stimulation and a gspot that is eternally ignored. You live your entire life cranking out babies all the while in perpetual sexual starvation.
If their mouths can produce human speech, and their stomachs can digest eggs and milk, never mind the wings and magic horns, then there's no reason to assume their sex organs and estrus cycle are identical to a terran equine.
Being sapient, the males would probably be willing to put in the extra effort to satisfy their ladies.
Human males can cum in under 5 minutes if they really want to when there's no point in dragging it out. Or they can go 20+ if they really want to impress their partner.
So I got an artsy friend of mine (runs a clop blog) to draw r34 of my oc and he sent a preview of what he's done so far so what do you think /mlp/?
This alone is the epitome of cringe. Only thing that could've topped it was if the filename was image.jpg.
season 6 is drawing to an end
Hasbro hasn't already started selling toys of season 7 ponies
MFW season 6 is where the ride ends
This is how the fandom dies
I haven't felt sad for a while. Can we have a proper feels thread to fix that?
Well, can't help with the thread, I'm leaving
This pastebin holds what you may need to learn how to pretendhorse http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
Which of the Equestria Girls would likely enjoy coitus with a dark black phallus, if such things existed in their word? http://www.strawpoll.me/11081045
Didn't we already have this thread?
Come up with a new fetish question or something at least.
“Five years, citizen Anonymous! Five years you have been manipulated by unicorns and their 'magic'. It's time for you to go back to the real world. We will guarantee you a complete psychosocial reintegration into a developed pony society”
Industria is a pony federation located at the antipods of Equestria.
It's a totalitarian, technocratic socialist regime ran by President Lorelei Kernav, where ponies only are allowed to work, consume and conform.
Magic is strictly forbidden there but they have roads, buildings, factories, television, vehicles,...
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>How did Anon even managed to get in here?
You want to have sex with a pony, anon?
Wow, that's pretty sad.
Oh yes. I'm going to stuff her myself.
Red panties? I wasn't aware that Build a Bear sold panties.
>It's a "/qa/ gets assblasted about a 6 year old cartoon's decayed fandom" episode
I'll take 4chan butthurt for a thousand Alex.
You guys let the last one die.
The Story So Far
Part 7: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27739127/#27739127
I've Done Fucked Up
Part 1: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28214937/#28214937
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Now you've done it again.
>You put yourself in this corner because you knew too much about Flash.
>And now you can't really use anything as an excuse.
>You basically put yourself in a corner.
>You guess you have no choice.
>You have to tell Flash the truth.
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Why do people feel like the series is out of ideas?
Rather than simply getting what she wanted as a character, she got a cheap cookie-cutter 'solution' to her character arc. They could have then gone on to explore her newfound weaknesses, such as not being a good teacher, but they introduce and resolve things like that in literally single episodes.
I don't think the series would have necessarily been better if she stayed around. She had some great concepts, amazing world and basic character design, but I don't think she would have been good at building on those ideas.
Many things we loved were at Hasbro's requests, Discord and Spike likely wouldn't have been handled as well as they are now if she was still in charge. I think she would have created a generic fantasy series that occasionally breaks the rules of its world to make jokes.
>"Anon told me he was going to give me a facial today! I'm so excited, I love going to the spa!"
ITT: Anon tricks Derpy into doing lewd things which she misunderstands as being innocent.
NO. FUCKING STOP. SHE IS FOR CUDDLES AND SNUGGLES. NOT FACIALS AND SPITROASTS.
Been dealing with a pretty painful breakup recently.
Can we have a cute pone/feels thread? Things hurt a lot.
Why do cute threads always start with something tragic happening to op?
Twilight Sparkle is a sexy horse.
shut the utter fuck up you gayboys and post sexy horse
This thread is dedicated to MLP characters depicted with physical disabilities. Post art, green, or just discussion of the topic.
Examples would be a deaf-mute Pinkie Pie (due to her loud personality), or an Applejack with brittle-bone disease (because apple farming).
Because it's an interesting concept. Why is there an Anonfilly thread? Because it's an interesting concept.
Anyone remember this?
Those oriental-ish lanterns on the left look awesome.
Also no. Please enlighten us.
It's my b-day but instead of asking for something I'll Give something in turn!
As for that "something" it will be a drawing!
I'll do as many as possible but come on down and don't be shy! So just /r/ a pony and something small (not going to crazy stuff cos i want to do as many as possible).