Who is the most masturbated to pony? Not just the one with the most fanart/porn either. I mean, who has had the most baby gravy spilled because of them? Is there even a way to know?
yes. go out into the world and ask every single individual these questions
1) who is the sexiest pony?
2) how often do you masturbate to them?
3) out of those times what is the average amount of gunk spunk spewed?
4) is there a pony to masturbate to more?
5) would you like my number?
once you have done this. report back to /mlp/ and be made a legend
NOW GO! LET THE LEGEND COME TO LIFE
>Y-You're in love with ME?? I...I-
Are the Pie sisters the most waifuable ponies in the show?
>muh tsun limey
>pink frankku horse
No, just Maud.
>walk into your room
Why aren't you programming in Pony yet, /mlp/?
Why haven't you purchased them
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSEE
Hey /mlp/. Which real life martial art do think would be the easiest to adapt to be taught to and practiced by ponies?
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu could work. Most of the techniques are done with both opponents lying or sitting on the ground.
>"Oh hey Anon. We were just about to get the show started. Care to join in and have a little... fun?"
>"Anonymous! Why did you give away the peanut butter and banana sandwich I made for you to Tommy Ludlow at lunchtime today? You didn't even trade it for something!"
"Because you poisoned it Mom, next time make it more challenging."
>"Drat, you're learning quicker than I thought my little human. I'll have to up the anti."
"Uh huh? And Tommy?"
>"Already received the antidote, he should be fine in a day or two."
"Well, that's a relief at least."
>You are anonymous, son of Celestia. And assassin in training.
What's on /mlp/ tonight...?
Is-...is any of this getting through?
FUCK BRONIES THERE A BUNCH OF STUPID FAGGOTS
Hey anon, did you know that once you die you go to equestria?
You should join us!
>tfw I'll never be a Pokemon master like I've always wanted.
It hurts to live.
Who is Best Pony?
Hey /mlp/, how long did you resist clop for? Me, i was able to go half a year before i succumbed. Longest six months of my life. pic unrelated.
About 5 years now.
Ponies are cute, like animals combined with children. Even when they try to be sexy, it is like a little child flirting with you. They're just cute, and they always will be.
A straight year. It got to a point where the curiosity got the better of me and for the first time I felt ashamed. Like I defiled something so pure in myself that I would never get back. Then a couple months later it stopped feeling weird because in the end I was just playing with myself.