Have you ever clopped or had lewd thoughts about Apple Bloom? Well congrats. You were clopping to a cartoon pony voiced by a 12 year old girl who is now 16. How do you feel now?
Detective Rarity is literally made for sex.
Wonder what kind of pony will emerge...
Who Payday here?
Starlight Glimmer has a pretty face.
But she already is a cute little piggy
>you will never fiddle her as a filly and mold her into your obedient little cumslut
Walk into the locker room and see this. What you do /mlp/?
Wonder why I'm in high school
Wonder why I'm at Crystal Prep
Wonder why I'm heading towards the girls locker room
Wonder why Sugercoat seems to know me
Wonder why OP's thread sucks
Then it all comes back to me
Op is a faggot
Hey, guys. Let's try making an episode.
You can go to Equestria, but you'll only be able to eat Ponies.
I don't mean like sexually eat them out, I mean like you will end up eating them, chopping them up and eating them raw or cooked Hannibal Lector style.
Every other food will taste like shit, and you'll instantly vomit it up.
All other foods will make you sick even if you somehow ingest them
This CANNOT be magically cured under any circumstance.
You will have insatiable urges to devour these ponies, bite into their soft chewy flesh and rip into it with your teeth...
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That's pretty fucked up anon, but can we at least cook them first? I mean I don't wanna be all zombie nom nom nom style, but I wouldn't mind it if I didn't have to eat them raw.
>"Save yourself Anon! I'll deal with the dubs!"
Would this actually be a better ending than what we got?
I was bored, so i checked the blog.
UPDATES Does anybody remember how to do the weird morse code string
"Rub my belly, Anon!"
If friendship is magic,
then what is love?
Most appealing features of your waifu?
Her big butt, ofc
>having a waifu
Sorry, im not a degenerate
>"it's gonna take a lot more then switching my shampoo with cum to win this prank war anon"
Jokes on you, that semen belonged to random ponies with AIDS, i also put some more with blood on your drink
I dont think you want to do this cadance, i haven't had tendies, and im pretty mad