>"Don't worry Anon, momma's here!"
Do you think Spike will ever achieve happiness?
Reasons for not wanting go to equestria
>no horse pussy
>no real human food
>no real economy
>not wanting to go to Equestria
I want plebians to leave.
>no horse pussy
False. Where there are horses, there are horse pussies.
>no real human food
There might not be meat, but there could be other accomodations suitable for human consumption.
>"Anon, did I tell you to stop jerking off? I want every ounce of cum squirting at my face and mouth and I better not see a single drop of it. Otherwise I'll forcefully have angry sex with you so hard your dick will crack. I'm not playing! I broken every boner stallion in the racing competition and their dicks weren't urinating right. Yours will happen to you too!
Someone better post that one comic where Scoots is Fluttershys daughter.
>"W-why can't I lift you?!"
"Silly bitch, clearly the effectiveness of your magic is limited by an object's mass!"
>"But I raise the sun!"
"I'M BIGGER THAN THE FOOKIN SUN, MATE!"
"You can't even lift my cock, you fookin' knobhead."
>"Just you wait, Anon, I'm going to..."
"By the time ya get around to it ya better bring a fuckin shovel and an exhumation warrant, ya horse-faced pineapple."
>"Stop mocking me!"
"Queen Horsey gon cry, luv? Can't lift me and ya can't rule a stable. An tween you and me your pretty shite at the whole sun thing, too. Buggar all, ya can't do anything, can ye, ya high talkin plow-girl?"
What did we learn today? Let's write Princess Celestia a letter one word at a time.
Sunset could have easily raped Sci-Twi here
So I only just found this song.
I like it.
Now please, go on and tell me how much of a slowpoke I am.
I think they're both pretty fly. One is better for dancing, the other for cruising down the highway.
I was excited when I heard this and though Ashcorp was a real artist. I was a little disappointed to discover it is his theme to make pop-culture and animu songs.
How would you guys feel about a flash forward episode? Pumpkin cake and Pound cake's kids listening to stories from old Pinkie Pie.
It would be fascinating to seen an old mane5,
Too bad the show writers will ever take the show in this direction, though.
I'm scared they'll do this
in the very last scene of the very last episode.
Why is she so perfect?
Guess who's back.
Read the subject.
What should the natural moral alignment of an equestrian be like?
Well-intentioned, but naive and often self-contradicting?
Benevolent, clever, smart and humble?
Opportunistic, cowardly, arrogant and hypocritical?
Should all IPs on /mlp/ be logged and banned on all G5 forums in order to assure that the next horse cartoon show does not get fans of the fandom? (fans of degeneracy, perversion, stupidity, irresponsibility and immorality) and that includes G1, G2, G3, G3.5 fans.
What recurring theme could each season have? Should there be multiple recurring themes within one season?
For example the new main 6 could each turn into nightmares from time to time and they have to be stopped by the other 5 or by the local town they happened to transform in.(e.g. Appleloosa)
Starlight will leave after Season 6.
What will become of this board when the series inevitably ends in a year or two?
So, he has a fetish for "pink unicorns" /mlp/
Which one is his waifu?
can anybody tell me where this is from?
This will undoubtedly help.
What if instead of arguing, we just MADE best pony with lots of science?
Stop sexualizing the ponies it's time to stop your the guys that give the bronies a bad name it's time to stop
This is now a Filthy Frank thread.
What song does /mlp/ dedicate to their waifu?
I want to beat Rarity
I want Rainbow Dash to be my mother
Who is this qt horse /mlp/?
Receive note from school:
>Filly daughteru is misbehave.
Pinkie Pie's Marshmallow Madness
Later in the movie it is discovered that Pinkie has a marshmallow pillow fetish when the girls hear rhythmetic squeaking coming from her tent and find her slicking her nethers over it.
>Force Fanta meme like every year
>Have a plush fanta
>Rush the stage
>gets sold for 350
>Galacon Team is mad like hell
>get thrown of campus
>have a nice drink in irish pub