>"I-I'm not a background pone..."
Anyone getting in the second batch of the 4cc jerseys?
>You'll never cuddle this mare
It's not the same
this is nice board
Yes, Diamond Tiara riding on top of Anon's head and staring down at him.
Starlight Glimmer looking up from between his legs while Sugar Belle and Cookie Crumbles feed him and Aloe massages his back. Suri Polomare can lick his feet or w/e, fuck that mare.
Wait, where's the Umbrum and Radiant Hope ? How could the writers fuck up the canon so much ?
What about the continuity ?!
Fuck that. In this time line, he essentially had his own fucking army of mah nigga Kabal.
>"I've got good news and bad news! The bad news is that Twilight can't figure out how to change me back into a mare!"
>"The good news is that she gave me a potion to turn you into a submissive little cockslut! Heredrinkthis!!"
So in this thread anon is turned into a little and cute colt by the act of Discord who is now his dad and now our little anon has to learn about his new life in Equestria.
Laskvurel (The writer formerly known as George)
Time to wait till next Erf update
What are you getting your Twifu for Christmas this year?
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME.
YOU CANNOT DEFEND HASBRO YOU RETARDED FUCKING HASDRONES.
I'm going to be gone for a couple of hours. Can you guys look after this pony for me please?
>"H-hey Anon? I.. I was wondering if you'd like to... you know... T-touch horns?"
>You pull a disembodied unicorn horn out of your pocket and gently rub it against Twilight's horn.
>"A-Anon! Wh-where did!? Who did!?"
>Twilight teleports to the far side of the room.
>You hold up the white horn.
"Oh, it's Rarity's."
*Sexual clicking noises*
>"Anon, did you touch my menstrual blood collection? I'm missing June of 2015."
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Cards and packages are steadily arriving and it's looking to be a very Pony Christmas. Have you gotten anything yet? Will you hold out until the big day before you open your presents?
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Lewd ponies being lewd
Because ponies do that