>"Anon, these peace accords with the Changelings have hit a bit of a roadblock. Chrysalis is resisting, but she may accept our deal if we, er, sweeten it. You see, Lust is sort of like a drug to Changelings, and if we could guarantee her, um, certain services, that you may only provide, then we may be able to-"
>"Anon, we need somebody to fuck the Changeling queen and I am almost positive that the depths of your perversion include a desire for horrific bug monsters. Do us a solid?"
>not wanting to be called fluttershy during sex
what is this bitch's problem?
All jokes and irony aside, you don't really want to sex with a cartoon pony, right?
What do you guys think of Shiny and Cadence's relationship? Outside of Canterlot Wedding and SoL I can't remember seeing them together. What about the prospect of them having a child?
>also pic related
Why can't I be a fan of this character without being associated with mega autists, people who only want to fuck him, or memes?
Because if you become a fan of a non-pony character in a show about ponies, then you are truly autistic
>"Gee, anon, that's awful sweet of ya and all, but..."
>"I don't think I could ever go with somepony with no hooves."
>"But we can still be friends, right?"
>You drop the flower behind your back
>It was a daisy, you knew it was her favorite
>You feel defeated, knowing that she'd never love you
>What is the point now?
>But you couldn't let she notice how you feel
"I-It's ok applejack, I-I mean, I have p-plenty of other t-things to do with other p-ponies anyways..."
>"Are you feeling alright anon?"
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>"please anon, plunge my ponut"
>"Give me that hot monkey dick"
Nurse redheart is in heat, what do?
Anybody have any good pony icons I could use?
>"Hey Nonny! Can you do a favor for me? I need you to tell me if this rag smells like chloroform."
>"Anon, your reign of terror ends here! Prepare to taste the hooves of JUSTICE!!"
Not in the mood for your shit today twilight, let me sleep.
>"I'm all ready to go, darling."
>"You do remember what day it is today, right?"
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So uh, butts
Some of a stallion's muscles are kept in the hindquarters. Because of this, mares tend to check out stallion butts. Stallions find this offensive and objectifying. so they get offended by it. Enter Anon, who is flattered by it.
What is the deal with applejack's parents being dead?
Yea, but being one off left me entitled to call you a loser. AYY LMAO
Christmas hat thread?
Christmas hat thread