They're removing my central nervous system tomorrow and I'm really scared. Can we have a vinyl scratch thread please? I just want to feel happy now.
It's a lewd thread!
>What is that?
I dunno, I've never seen one before in my life.
My good friend Lyra gets nice threads. Can I have a nice thread too?
I'm sorry, my dear, there just aren't many screencaps of you. You might have to share with some other background ponies and one-liners.
O-okay then...just thought I'd ask...
>hiatus in 3 days
Who else here at /mlp/ thinks Discord is just hisss-sterical?! XD
Vinyl Scratch apparently has the hottest ride at CHS, But why does this bitch have to walk around everywhere when she can wub in her car.
It's my birthday /mlp/, can we have a weird thread in which only Ponko, Trixie, Sunset, Rarity, AJ, and Dazzlings are posted
Cutest pics of them?
Happy Birthday Anon
Here's Some Aj To help you celebrate
On solid fuel and wires
Turn the key and light the fires
We’re leaving Earth today
>That last line
>"Welcome to McDonalds. What can I get you today?"
"Uh...I'll have the McRibs Large meal and a diet Coke."
>"I'm sorry but we're currently out of McRibs right now. Is there anything else I can get you?"
"Nevermind then I'll just go somewhere else."
>"Oh...okay thanks for...
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>"I'm sorry but we're currently out of McRi-"
"GET ME MY FUCKING MCRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB!!!!
>"Yeah, hello there. I would like to order a McDouble. With extra repeating digits, please."
What would it be a deep edgy backstory for your favorite pony?
>What would be a deep edgy backstory for your favorite pony?
Better? Not OP but it really only took the omission of one word to make the sentence coherent. Also I'm drunk. Hooray!
I want my to put my penis inside this filly.
What are your life aspirations?
I fucking love chocolate milk