Ponycon NYC thread.
how is the first day?
Think of your waifu. Got it? Good. Now the think of the last song you listened to.
This is the song you'll use to seduce her
How screwed are you?
Hmm... Not bad.
>Knife Party/Krewella- Fire Hive
God bless my need to come back to shit I used to listen to
>"welcome to /mlp/, how fucked up are you?"
How fucked up am I? I have a crush on a fictional child! Get out of my way, motherfucker, I'm hardcore!
You are pone, what do?
Describe the feeling you had, when you first started watching the show.
Got anything special planned for hearts and hooves day?
Sure, me and my
right handare going to have a romantic dinner and then she's going to have some good up-and-down on my penis. Then, when she has fallen asleep, I'll probably have a shot at her lefty, ditzy sister.
So what is /mlp/ expecting from this?
>"Wake up, Anon! I wanna play Xcom 2!"
>"Hey Anon, come watch me perform some awesome stunts today!"
Why is this episode so polarizing on this board?
I thought it was great.
>"Your cock feel comfortable in that little cage of yours, Anon? It was custom-made to not fit you. Don't like it? Too bad. Because it's never coming off. I can't have you corrupting the sexual purity of my subjects, after all."
>"Anon, I've been wondering..."
>"Do humans come in different colors like we ponies do, or do they all look like you?"
I feel like you've asked me this before, Twiggles.
This is the story of a mare named Sharp Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and came out of it better than expected, at least for the moment.
"Still waiting on the details, but my next job shouldn't take nearly as long as this one did."
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Of course we're interested. First Shakespeare and now live theatre? We're classy.
Odds are that the two seats will be together. Just make sure that we get the one that's even.
>"Quote that sounded most inspirational when I read it off brainyquotes"
Tail docks are for slowly stroking while you hold the mare's tail upward, revealing her shamefully wet marehood.
Want a prompt writefags? Here you go.