>"Hey Anon, long time no see....."
>"Hey were friends right?"
>"Do you mind lending me some bits?"
>"I~I only need a couple G's I'm good for it Anon, i'm just behind on rent is all."
Wait... so you're telling me that huge-ass sky mansion is a fucking RENTAL?
The hell is wrong with you?
I want Luna to be my mommy.
How long until cancel?
I just woke up from the BEST dream involving my husbando Spike. I won't get into details, but it was pretty lewd.
Anyone else have lewd dreams featuring their waifu or husbando?
Not a single pony related dream in all my 5 years of being a fan.
>"What the hell is wrong with you?"
>"You have to wait until marriage for snuggles"
>"What kind of sick pervert are you?"
>Twilight runs in crying profusely as she hugs you.
>"You are loved Anon, no matter what anyone tells you, there are ponies who love you!"
"Woah, ok where is this coming from?"
>"Well, last night I had this horrible dream that you were miserable and alone just struggling to make it through day to day without any friends. It just went on and on and you never made any friends or settled down with anyone and you died alone.."
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I wonder what's on /mlp/ today..
Comming Next! My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! Only on Discovery Family
pink pony a shit.
>"Look, Anon! It's just like what I did to your urethra last night!"
You can go to Equestria, and half of all the ponies there will be in love and obsessed with you, but the other half will want to and most likely try and kill you.
And you won't have any way to know whos on which half till you meet them.
Is it worth it?
Post em up horsefuckers
Please tell me at least one of you guys will be there this weekend. This is my first Con so I need some buds to hang around so I can actually enjoy the Con.
Also convention general I guess. Post the do's and don'ts and your other experiences/opinions on cons in general.
>"Yes, Master Anon... I hear and obey..."
Anyone thinks the Everfree Forest is a bit too normal and lacking in magic for the fantasy world of equestria?
I mean it's basically an amazonian forest which grows on it's own. It has a lot of jungle and swamp elements in it.
Octavia is overrated. Can we get a fiddlesticks thread?