If so this would be the theme song
FIRST WE THOUGHT ANON WAS SO REALLY REALLY SWEET
A NEW FRIEND TO HAVE AND IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A TREAT
BUT THEN WE FOUND THE TRUTH HE ONLY WANTS TO RAPE YOUNG FOALS
HE MADE US SUCK HIS DICK, THEN HE STUCK IT IN OUR HOLES
HE DIDN'T LUBE IT UP...AND NOW IT HURTS LIKE HELL
A-NON, A-NON WHAT WE GONNA DO?
LURED US INSIDE HIS WHITE VAN
NOW IT HURTS TO USE THE CAN
A-NON, A-NON IF HE'S AFTER YOU
BETTER USE SOME BIRTH CONTROL
DON'T GET STUCK WITH HIS RAPE FOAL
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Alright anon lets send a letter to Lauren Faust explaining our ideas for the new episode one word at a time.
Which of the main 6 would be most likely to drink a whole bottle of Jager by themselves?
Which pony would be worthy of this title?
Is raising the sun all Celestia good for since she lost the elements? Do they just nerf the fuck out of her or is the elements really equestrias only weapon.
Well she helped keep back the death clouds in the S6 premiere. And she fought Chrysalis...sorta
But a politician doesn't need to be the most powerful in the state, they just need to have enough power to incite fear into subjects and opponents.
>Well she helped keep back the death clouds in the S6 premiere.
And is it immoral to actually use the crystal heart to fight the forces of nature? Yaks can deal with the snow.
>And she fought Chrysalis
Why didnt she just use the defensive spell SA used and not get her shit slapped in?
Hasjew loves worfing her.
As a sunfag, it hurts. Seeing her battle fucking snow, was most likely all we'll see of her for the season.
How come I'm not attracted to Starlight as I am the other ponies? I can get an erection from most of the others quite easily, but with her I don't really feel anything.
Would ponies have rap battles?
I hurt myself today.
I'm faced with an issue /mlp/
It is quite serious
Should I buy the Power Ponies or EQG Minis? Which brings you more joy to own?
But if you're a /toy/ rich fag,
wait for the Guardians of Harmony line.
or just buy the EG minis. They're fun on their own but I don't like EG.
The fuck did I just watch.
It started out so promising
I am a artist
Just who else shares this opinion other then me?
I've recently noticed a horrifying fact today; I only enjoy pony porn. I have tried watching regular porn now but it no longer stimulates me, how can I fix this? Is there any sort of "Pony porn anonymous" or some shit?
>inb4 kys faggot
I have asked me that question several times, but there is always something vanilla-like that turns me on, even if I'm way past the slippery sloppery.
>tfw lesbian pov is rarer than diamonds
The only two OCs you should like.
If you support /mlp/ made OCs you're an awful person.
Is it just me, or has the level of cancer on this board skyrocketed like 600% in the span of a month? I love a good flame war, I love some bitter commentary; I'm an agitator at heart. But even I am browsing and getting totally put off from wanting to come here anymore.
The fuck happened? Did that chode-bearing scruffy spark all of this?
>Deleted half of the board
>Made a sticky announcing that a vital part of the board is now not allowed (likely doing damage control)
>Silent scruffing of 2 or 3 sfw veteran generals
Hopefully we come back to normal activity in a week or two
I dunno, mang.
It's slow and full of unnecessary hostility. Not bantz, just sperg rage. Maybe things will normalize soon, but the mods exacerbated the problem when they hit legitimate threads.
>I am browsing and getting totally put off from wanting to come here
It's so bad I've been visiting /r9k/. The only rule the modcucks are enforcing here is no porn, I'm actually 100% sure they're telling /b/ to come shit here.
I want to _________ Princess Flurry Heart
Monthly reminder that this is a thing in some form. Probably a movie like EqG.
next issue looks great
Obviously fake, but I still vomited in my mouth. Take that shit elsewhere.
What does it all mean, what is the endgame?
We don't know till they write it.
I hope we see full princess twilight at some point, with floating space mane n shit.
>I hope we see full princess twilight at some point, with floating space mane n shit.
Don't you Twifags have enough?
Thank god She's not canon.
I'm just glad she'll never be in the show.
good night /mlp/
There needs to be more content about this mare.
If Twilight is your favourite pone.. do you ever set foot in the library? Have you made any friends there?
You have your elements, Japan has the fucking Kamen riders, Bitch please.
What's up with this shot?
What's up with this thread?
Got bored and made one of these things today.
There's instructions in the description, and as of now I don't know why it keeps sending the greeting with each message.
Also, has anyone ever found a mlp bot that's actually fun to mess around with?
Jealous of Mando
Explain this bullshit /mlp/
Faust is off the show and they don't give a shit about her production notes anymore.
- alicorns alicorns alicorns everywhere
- manes that work like human hair
- more transport technology
- further dilution of psudo-Greek mythology
- zero remarkable content since Faust left