>Daddy, I'm scared
>With all the shooting and explosions in Paris, I can't sleep
>Can I stay in your bed?
ITT: we post this radical smolhoers
bonus points for cute
Dash is actually my least favorite pone.
Still like her a lot tho
Thats okay friend. Everybody has a favourite, and a least favourite. Mine just happens to be te smolbluepone
Hey /mlp/ who is the hottest pony or equestria girl and why? For me it's Cadance both ways.
>For me it's Cadance both ways.
What are you, gay?
>Hottest pony thread
I... I just...
>You are currently in a very intimate relationship with Fluttershy
>You start discussing you fetishes and kinks
>Fluttershy says she likes being a sub
>You've never liked the idea of being a maledom, but you decide you'll do it anyway for her
>for the next week, you two perform a scene each night
>Spanking, canning, bondage, humiliation etc
>Her screams of pain are too convincing
>Her cries for help are too real
>Her begging for you to stop makes you really want to stop
>But she hasn't said the safeword, and whenever you check her "colour", it's always green
>After each session, it's clear she loves it
>She has a huge blushing grin on her face, and will often cuddle you in bed, kissing you passionately getting all giggly and cuddly
>She loves you too even more so than before
You can easily see how much she enjoys this, and how happy it makes her. But you feel uncomfortable about it. Her cries and screams are almost haunting. You want to love her and to please her, but you're not sure if you're mentally capable of it.
First, shame for the almost double dubs.
Now, on to my main point. You gotta tell her how you really feel, mang. Honest to goodness communication is a very important key to any successful romance, neigh, relationship. Sexual or otherwise. But particularly, because you two are in an intimate relationship, a BDSM ship, even. You two need to work this out. You got into this by talking, any anxiety you have can be worked out by, once again, talking.
Here's the deal: you can go to Equestria, and be with your waifu forever, where she will love you more than any human ever could and you will both love happily forever.
One condition: you must give up your central nervous system.
What do, /mlp/?
New episode out already.
You can be with Applejack forever but the downside is shes human and will be stuck in this world with you.
Is it worth it?
>"You didn't really think this through before doing it did you?"
Found out they're taking away my central nervous system for a year.
Can we have a claim your twist waifu thread?
First reply sets the terrible repercussions for your unholy union.
(No instant death and she has to love you)
>"You're my hero, Spikey Wikey"
BUT NOT THE HERO THIS CITY DESERVES
I need more Berry for my berrypatch.
>"I thought you wore a condom!"
It has now been one kiloday since Twilicorn.
I will never understand why anyone especially the company behind the toy commercial wouldn't try to make it the best they can do in order to sell their toys better.
It looks like Hasbro took the cynical cashgrab meaning literally and turned it into practical melodrama cynical episodes which resulted in effortless, boring and autistic seasons.
Does your girlfriend know you watch the show? Did she accept it or is against it?