You found the portal to Equestria. However, you must do this in order to path through.
Could be worse, at least you don't have to step on a lego.
Remember when they actually used to save the day together? Now it's just The Twilight Power Hour.
Remember when /mlp/ used fun and exciting? Now it's full of underage and dank memes.
>You're at a fancy restaurant with Rarity.
>And everything has gone just great so far, it's your 4th date with her.
>But Rarity, seems to have concerns.
>"Oh Anonymous, I simply can't take it anymore!"
"I know, I mean, I wasn't going to say anything, but these buttered rolls are awful."
>"Oh darling, it has nothing to do with food, in fact.. Well it really isn't a subject for the table at all."
"Well, now I'm curious.. What is it?"
>"I-its just that, we've gotten along so well, and, you're handsome, and such a gentleman.. I'll be honest you've got everything I've ever dreamed of having in a man."
"Minus, being a prince?"
>"Well to me, you're my only prince."
"A corny line like that only you have the grace to deliver. So, what's on your mind?"
>"Well, you mentioned previous encounters with women in which you'd experienced, *ahem* fornication?"
"Regrettably, but yeah.."
>"Well, it's just that, I've never.. Had those experiences.. Darling, I've not meant to keep silent about it, but I won't any longer! I'm a virgin. I've never had sex with any man.. Whether it be that I'm too busy with work or something else, I simply have not had the time! I hope my lack of experience doesn't.. Sour yours so to speak.."
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>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
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>What day is best?
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>I-I'm gonna do it Anon!
>You can't stop me!
Look, we all know you enchanted your flesh to be bulletproof just in case you ever accidentally shot yourself. Stop being an attention horse and go talk to a psychologist.
TWILIGHT YOU BITCH! THAT BULLET IS FOR ME! I spent all year figuring out how to build that goddamn thing and you are going to burn the only bullet I have!
Do you have any idea how impossible it is to find -lead- here?! It's like everything is goddamn childproofed!
Hey Anons, let's have a Saturday night Vocaroo thread.
If you have a microphone, ask for a request. I'm sure the wonderful people of /mlp/ have plenty of things for you to say.
>tfw no green about primitive human anon living in Everfree who worships ponies and sees everything outside the forest as Olympus
Tell me I'm not the only one who wants this
>"Son, you need to come down from there immediately. We are not kidding around."
Celestia has implemented mandatory Therapy for all ponies.
Your waifu is questioned about you.
What does she say?
What would be the equivalent of Midichlorian for this series?
There isn't an equivalent.
Midichlorian was a cop-out anyway, The Force was a much better idea when it was ambiguous and didn't need 'tiny things inside everyone'.
Just make magic be magic.
Well, all the other threads are dead now, so this seems appropriate.
Popping this up for everyone who did the /mlp/ secret santa and got shafted. I know I did.
Sent a couple emails to santapone, still haven't heard back. Anything from anyone else out there?
Isn't Christmas supposed to be about giving without expecting shit?
Also the gifts aren't even the real meaning, it is just a courtesy if anything.
It is all about sharing and shit.
What happened to the episode ranking thread?
You let it die ya fags.
GSW finished his story but the other Anon didn't and the thread died. There was anal and femdom and stopping for gas. It was fuckin sick you should a been there. Anyway.
>"Hey anon, you're up late"
SFM Ponies are dorable as fuck
>inb4 m-muh superior high poly models
Oh and can someone do me a favor and post all their SFM Ponies pic? I need to fill up my folder.