What do you think lies beyond Equestria?
Because why not?
post ponk, greentext,etc.You know the drill.
What article would you post on Equestria Daily?
>PFFT! I bet 100000 bits that John Cena is gonna kick his ass! Just you wait!
>"I never realize how fun it would be to be the bad guy!"
>"Anon! Quick! Bring me another virgin!"
Meanwhile Twilight soon discovers that putting anon in charge of "virgins" may not have been the greatest idea...
Honestly, what value would they get out of targetting bronies? This is faker than Lauren's chances of having a child.
Why is she so perfect?
You don't need to like her, anon, just stay one day in front of her.
A little ego buffing, a few casual yet impeccably-sharp barbs, and you got yourself a balldrainer who'll blame herself when you upgrade. Maybe rub a little salt in the wound if it's for one of her friends.
Spoiled Rich has just told Scootaloo that she is worthless because she can't fly and that she should kill herself. How do you cheer her up?
Can I just say for a moment.
I can understand when Cheerilee ignores Diamond Tiara but Spoiled Rich was clearly insulting and mocking students in front of Cheerilee and she did fucking nothing.
Spoiled Rich has a large share in the school. If Cheerilee attacks her, her livelihood is gone.
I take her out to have some fun like eating ice cream, watching her do scooter tricks in the park, and whatever else she wants.
Rainbow Dash is now your one-pony rainbow party. How does you dick feel about this?
I want to be the cute mare
I want to be the tubby wubby pony waifu
Post pictures of your waifu from the show that sadly make them sexually unattractive to you.
Not even a Dashfag, but it's impossible for her to look nonsexually inviting.
>She will never be your mum
>You stand bedside looking at your foalish son
>Luna by your side looking solemn with your arm around her
>The only noise being made is your troubled breathing and Luna's tears hitting the bedside railing
"Son please wake up, your family is here for you, please just wake up"
>only tears now
How will it be?
That nearly every species that can talk in equestria, they do it in a nigger manner.
Being very few that can talk normally like draconequus, alicorns and very few selected individuals of any other species in equestria.
And they notice it but cannot stop it thanks to a mysterious force, influencing their talk and sometimes behavior, like mares liking ziggers.
Take this pastebin as a example: http://pastebin.com/sRSFLxGM
> pic semi related
>"I heard Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon were hurting you fillyanon, so I cock vored them. You won't have to worry about those meanies anymore."
SHE'S EATING HER
AND NOW SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD