Why does she wear the headband?
>Glasses to hide NMM eyes
>Vest to hide wings
>Tfw i masturbate with ponies
>Tfw i talked lto the screen and my ponyfu
>Tfw i feel guilty and ashamed about it
>Tfw i did it twice
>Tfw i want to know if someone here similar feels
How can you overcome it? and more important.
How can i stop of trying it for third time tonight?
>mfw i can't face it
its sad how busy lifes gotten
i leave for work at 6am and come home at 6pm
i have a clop session with waifu immediately and other one before going to sleep at 2-3am
the time between i use to rewatch episodes
my life sucks
the things id give just to get to stay home forever with ponies
I mean, Equestria girls just nails it perfectly.
Seeing that people complain about the direction this generation went into, who would you think would do better than the writers that we had?
Can we finally discuss on how fucking useless these guys are?
Guard ponies, useless? I doubt it. I think they're Celestia's personal Chippendales squad. There's gotta be some reason the princess of love ended up with Shining, right? He's probably the best pole-dancer.
One day, after Celestia ate Taco Bell, her bowels exploded in a fit of rage, flooding Equestia with liquid diarrhea and killing every pony. The end.
ooohe, flutashai dahleeng
remember flutterfags - this is your future
THIS IS A LIE
I WON'T BELIEVE IT
DELETE THIS THREAD
Why is she so damn precious, /mlp/?
>not superior fiery headed-waifu
>not wanting to get hit in the face for daring to touch holder's bolder
And then the pine needles stimulated her marevag and she squirted into the tree... which shorted out the lights and caused an electrical fire that burned down the town hall. Again.
Since he's been calling out for the murder of Lord Trump if someone won't do it it'll be the feds.
That's homophobic of you against people in the LGBTQ+ community, and transphobic since Christine no longer considers herself male.
Check your privilege you fucking white male.
I've dreamed about being in Equestria before, I've even managed to become lucid a few times, but usually I wake up pretty quickly due to the excitement of actually being there.
In this dream I was not lucid but the dream was very vivid. I was looking for my waifu but Trixie used her magic to take me into a house with a bed. She said she wanted to have sex with me but even though I was turned on I said no because you're not my waifu. She got mad and then raped me and even though I didn't want to it felt good and I came and I even came irl too (sheets...
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In Soviet Russia, Pinkie plays games with you!
Applejack knows what's up.
You say that, but bootleggers aren't the most intelligent bunch.
...of course, neither are the people who buy from them.
So they released a new Guardians of Harmony Fan Favorite toy without much warning. We knew it was coming but didn't expect it so soon. It's Chrysalis and two (old style/loyalist) Changelings.
Someone found it at a ThinkGeek store. Currently not online. Thoughts based on this one shit pic we have?
Hasbro has almost completely ignored Starlight, I wouldn't be surprised if they ignored that fucking technicolor abomination too.
Come to think of it, maybe when they called it "fan series" it was a subtle way to target their new toys for fans of the fandom who have given up on the show, and that's why they're using these old designs.
Of course Princess Fatass cries over her calorie delight.
Anybody else disappointed by the lack of horsiness in later seasons that was present in S1? (whinnying, rearing, "everypony", other stupid horse puns)
Can we have a comfy thread?
Would you take her out to prom out of pitty?
>Implying I'm not in love with her
>Implying I'm not scared of being rejected by her
>out of pity
Nigga I'm gonna smash that ass later on at her place.
You know she's best griffon.
Nah, but very much fuckable.
I want to have a drunk affair with Daring Do
You know you want to cum inside this adventurer
>In the last thread:
>...it lasted two weeks. We a are a (space) country """girl""" who could get to go to homeworld with a military ship, but was asked by them to take care of Coti -a forest leviathan- until they return from a scouting mission. At the moment, Far Flung's objective is to convince her mother to let Coti stay and give a cursory read to some of the material on leviathans she was given.
I turn away from Eggshell and hop...
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Let's vent our frustrations while trotting to a mechanic to give the schematics.
I'm a bit surprised that we just ended the whole conversation right then and there with that guy.
The Super Moon and the recent release of a The Moon Rises animation are signs that our rightful ruler will soon cross into the human world and take the throne they deserve.
Also, this is a Luna thread.
What was your most favorite MLP related thing from this year?
>he skips the intro
Anon was built for shitposting and dank memes
YOUR KING HAS SPOKEN!
ITT: Pony reaction images.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Tis the season to be jollyyy
Yes, good Equines. Spread the Hearth's Warming cheer and buy lots of presents.
What is the Band Geeks of MLP? i.e. the episode that everyone agrees is the best of the series and nobody ever thinks otherwise?