Thank you for coming to see me. I understand you are looking to immigrate to Equestria. Would you be willing to answer a few questions first?
My cat bends over like rainbow dash, is very active like rainbow dash and at times can be snappy. They are also very fit and the most healthiest cat with the body of rainbow dash, is this normal? They are also very talkative like rainbow dash
Pinkie stop being so sexy.
>"Oh hey Anon. The usual?"
Never. Come with me, let's get you something to eat.
New sun and moon thread. Old thread was kill. We start again.
There should be an episode where Twilight and Spike end up trapped in alternate universe and keep being depicted in different art styles.
This is my Grandfather on July 26th 1943, serving in Guadicanal. He had over 60 Confirmed kills in a Japanese banzai charge, and received multiple accommodations for his bravery in battle. Recently I learned that he was a horsefucker, as early as the 1930s, he's engaged in acts of bestiality with mares on our family farm in Indiana. I was told by my grandmother, who was scared to tell me, but I took it really well and left the room. I Couldn't help but laugh for an hour as I realized that sexuality towards equines must run in the family. God bless him.
The man wanted more than granny could provide. So he went for Granny Smith.
I want to poop in Twilight Sparkles' corn flakes.