>go to Equestria
>end up in a cave with a Ursa Major and her cub
>the cub is awake
>he's trying to make friends with you while you're trying to hook up with his mother
>not taking the opportunity in winter to snuggle up and nap with giant star-bear and cub
>not being adopted and raised by an Ursa Major
>not growing stronk and play-wrestling big brother cub to hone your powers
>not becoming Equestrian Zangief
Why do you love the opposite species?
>"Isn't it a bit early to be drinking alcohol Anon?"
Isn't it a bit early to be a smelly nerd, Twilight ?
Time for bed.
WE WUZ KINGS AN QUEENS
>My name is Chrysalis , Queen of Changelings:Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
I have come to the suddon relization that I have waisted my life, and also that even if I did try, I would never amount to anything anyway. How does /mlp/ not give into the darkness and give up?
San Diego's first ever ponycon is tomorrow. Who's going? I was going to go but I'm out of town at the moment, so I'm hopping there'll be a thread tomorrow documenting the con from within.
Also San Diego has been taking a beat down from el niño so it's kind of a shitty weekend to have a con here.
I'm still going. Apparently there's (was) going to be a beach party. Wonder how that's going to turn out.
>mfw live in central california
>mfw no autism con
>"I'm sorry anon..."
>"I though you'd like my wings..."
I might if weren't a grammatical traitor.
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Second for Twilight tricking Anon into having tons of children.
Post your favorite funny/cute pictures.
Give me a random episode to rewatch
What would Twilight think of your favorite book?
>"You may not be ready for this harrowing tale, Twilight."
>Would you like to spend quality time with Anon and show him the new you, Rainbow Dash?
GOOD GIRLS like to 'please' Anon...
>Let me ask you: Does a Changeling like yourself ever experience fear ?!
I'm not the type of guy to suggest more generals, but I wouldn't mind a dragon ball general.
>You-know-who joined the Super Pony club ! She is on our side isn't she ?
I want to start making content again but looking up ponies has almost completely taken over my time. What do I do?