Itt: we make possible theories about the origins of the ponies and why there are pegasi and unicorn subspecies
First there was Celestia, who underwent mitosis to create Luna. Obviously something went wrong with the DNA as it happened so Luna is a nigger.
Seeing there would be no more natural alicorns, the two combined their powers to create Cadence and due to magical fuck-up give her the ability to have Flurry Heart later on.
Meanwhile, they underwent a magically-controlled mitosis to split their minor duplicates into the three subspecies as this was the only stable way to create healthy ponies.
After the first generation died they realised they're gonna need males as well so in the next magical mitosis they altered the DNA of some of the ponies to create males and the rest is history.
Any non-magically-made alicorns are genetic throwbacks to the originals and are promptly destroyed, apart from those that Celly and the nigger want around, like Twilight.
Hiding your power level from loved ones, family, friends, or anybody else is a sign of weakness. My mother, father, brother, cousins, and best friends know that I like the show and they don't care. If you don't do this, you're a pussy. Prove me wrong faggots.
Well, it's never come up in any conversations so why the fuck would I just blurt it out at them like some autist?
My family knows and they don't care either, but I don't bring it up in conversations.
>She recently got diagnosed with cancer
>What's your guy's opinions on the situation?
It was brain cancer, wasn't it?
I've only read a couple comics, but I feel bad for her.
I hope she makes a recovery, even though those chances are probably slim.
Roseluck thread, as she is the most beautiful of ponies.
Hi, i'm a anon from /b/ realm. And i have question to all ponyfags. Everyone keeps talking about how good show mlp is, so i decided to give it a shot. I watched few episodes and to me it just seemed like normal well animated kids show. The structure of the show is very average and humour is very crude. What makes that show so good that it has so much popularity and so dedicated fanbase. Did i miss something? For my own part, i'm completely neutral on this topic.
It is equal to any other cartoon show, the reason everyone thinks it is a special case is because it is a show for girls, and it isn't terrible. That, and the autists on /co/ and /b/ as well as other internet venues, lose their spaghetti and minds any time someone likes something they don't like.
YOU ARE CROSSING INTO A REALM YOU SHOULD NOT TREAD INTO.
hey, it's the truth
Just 6 more hours and the internet gets cut and this nightmare is over
I won't have to see your stupid memes and shit no more
Is not a meme, I cancelled my internet service simply so there is no fucking way for me to be able to come to 4chan at all, at least for a month. Hopefully this way I can finally get rid of my fucking addiction to this shithole and I'll escape the ride.
Who is more autistic, Glim Glam fans or Glim Glam haters?
What or who do you want to see your waifu dressed as in the season 7 Halloween episode? Say who your waifu is too.
Sunset. I wanna see her in a witch costume like Mercy's in Overwatch. Makes sense since her specialty is magic
>Be standing at your locker
>See Sunset coming toward you with an evil smile
>Take off shirt
>Chest if full of lush German hair
>Sunset stops, inquiry strewn across her face
>You unbutton your pants and unzip your zipper
>Sunset takes a startles step backwards, eyes still on you
>You slide off your pants
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Why the fuck were they allowed to get away with this? It was the darkest the show's ever gotten by a mile.
So I think many of us here can agree Derpibooru is a fucking shithole of a site, run by SJW mods who run the site by draconian law. Banning you for the simplest reasons, without warning, or a chance to explain or ask why. They just ban you and treat you like shit because they can get away with it.
So my question to you horsefuckers, why do any of you still use it? Or do you still use it at all? I only use it for the convenience of it. If there was another site that could do what it does but without the fucktard mods, I'd go there, but we don't have alternatives.
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I use derpibooru to get critiques on my work and shit. Never been banned or anything, my only problem is the mods deleting "rude" comments. Maybe I am just weird, but I love seeing obnoxious comments on my work.
>clop mode + 100 minimum score tag
>check every week or so and save the good stuff
who gives a shit about the comments
Pinkie now I know
I was wrong
I messed up
And now you´re gone
>mfw I only watch the show for Glimmy Glam
If there are actually people that do this, I'l going to kill myself.
Pony legs are a gryphon delicacy.
Realistically speaking, using earth as control example, how would ponies evolve to what we know in the show?
Predator features in a herbivore?
Forward facing eyes in a prey animal?
Intelligence that would require a brain needing more protein than plant diet provides?
Is there a way to explain this without magic?
> Prey animal
Without any effective predators. That means the benefits of binocular vision outweigh the benefits of a wide viewing field.
> Intelligence needs protein
Not set in stone as far as I am aware.
Ponies are silly.
Post silly pones.
thorax what are you doing
that isn't how you disguise
I'm about to watch this. I didn't notice that it was released until about ten minutes ago. I'm positive that Rainbow Rocks will still be my favourite EQG film when I'm finished.
So Chrysalis is allowed to throw Starlight by the tail into the ground then pick her up and smash her into a wall, but Twilight wasnt allowed to punch Tirek.
This is a Coco
This is a Marble.
Even though we have different waifus, we can respect each other's choices in a peaceful manner.
This is someone else's wife.
What do I have to do to become a pony?
>"Annnnd more fun then you shake a stick at. Because I brought a stick!"
What did she mean by this /mlp/?
Howdy, faggots. I don't watch your show but I do work at a company that produces toys (not Hasbro) and we're making these. I looked it up and apparently these are some popular characters. They're little erasers and they come out next month nationwide. I figured you guys might like these. We already had a wave 1 with the main characters that's in stores so if you want to complete the collection look out for those.
Bored so I just rewatched this episode and this scene made me grin like an idiot. I just couldn't help it, I seriously thought I'd lost my ability to genuinely enjoy old episodes.
What specific scenes make your cold, jaded hearts smile just a little bit, /mlp/?
>What specific scenes make your cold, jaded hearts smile just a little bit, /mlp/
all of them. its why i watch the show.
Due to a mishandling of time travel technology in the 31st century, My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic becomes an anime. What about the show changes?
Marginally better writing and character development/ good writing and character development marginally more frequently.
Characters degrade to shallow archetypes who are annoying, oversexualized. Spike would likely be an overpowered Gary Stew as the only male character who has the main six as members of his harem.
Things get way too grimdark to be a kid's show.
I hope you like entire filler seasons.
If a drawfag were to sketch you a scene for you, would you be more interested in a mature mare magically stimulating a shy colt, or a hung stallion backdooring a tight little filly?
Name ten things that aren't Nyx!
"This is some bomb-ass tea , Anon."
>get into a mlp fanfic
>kickass charicters that i can relate to and a good story
>about halfway through the story the charector turns into a mary/gary sue
>HUMANEZ ARE ALLS BADZ ECSEPTS OF ME OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
>get into mlp fanfic
>mane6 falls in love with the MC. She can't tell why she loves him, but there's something mysterious about him
>not using "somepony"
Why even bother writing at this point? Why not just kill yourself?
>anon get to Equestria
>he steal Fluttershy from Discord