Did you guys know that Rarity and Sweetie Bell are sisters?
It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
How do you think Celestia spent Hearth's Warming and the New Year? - do you think she's made any resolutions of her own for the coming months?
How can mirrors be real if they aren't even real?
also, why a black dress? it looks like shes going to a wake.
How much does /mlp/ actually watch MLP?
God, I fucking hate this board sometimes
all the time.
We are his faithful hands!
I promised to return edition!
previous thread (with ZimZams work):
previous thread (with Human Superiority posting):
Human Superiority's Pastebin and Manos green part I and II:
http://pastebin.com/QBMRbrPv (part I)
http://pastebin.com/C3cq16me (part II)
A character sheet for Manos (Constant WIP):
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>you are Manos
>you extend your hand out to the little queen
>just remember little changeling when you make a deal with the devil
>her hoof extends out to your hand and you grip it giving it a firm shake
>he will always collect.
>you lock eyes with Queenie and the world around the two of you dissolves and changes into a blank space
>she looks around slightly panicked by the sudden change in scenery
>"manos? whats going on?!"
>you let go of her hoof and walk away from her.
>the world changes again and you are back in Castle Manos.
>specifically you are in the dining area where you and Sombra fought
>you take a seat at the head of the table.
"this is where i had to end a deal with someone who thought they would be better off on their own."
>"what happened to them?"
>you smile rather warmly to her.
>i collected. he wanted out of the deal so i simply took what was mine.
>two smokey figures appear in the room
>after a few moments they start to take shape, one being you the other Sombra.
>the fight plays out in front of you in a more slow and dramatic fashion
>it stops when sombra lays on the floor with you standing over him with his horn.
"sombra gave his life to me long ago. in exchange for letting him and his kingdom continue. when he decided to make his way in the world without me.."
>you extend your hand to the scene
"i simply took back what was mine."
>the figure representing you raises his hand and plunges the severed horn back into sombras skull
>as it does the figures dissolve in a smoky dramatic fashion.
>queenie stares at the scene until its end
"just remember queenie.. i am much more than powerful than i appear to be."
>the real world rushes back, and the two of you are still holding 'hands'
>you are a few inches from her face with a smile
"i hope you remember that."
>you kiss her hoof then let it go.
>just as you sit back down into your chair at the desk there is a knock at the door
>>"Lord manos, Cadence is here she wishes to see you"
>you are Sliver Valor
>everything hurts, your legs ache, and your sides have a sheering pain.
>your mind is screaming at you to open your eyes. open your eyes and do something.
>but you cant, you hurt too much. and something is holding you down.
>"Shes over here quickly give me a hoof with this!"
>you hear the sounds of someone struggling to move something.
>"ok ok everyone, one, two, THREE!"
>some of the pain is gone, and you dont feel pressed down like you did before.
>you let out a small groan as you force your eyes to open.
>everything is black for a while before some of your vision returns.
>but only somewhat, everything is a blur and you can only see vague silhouettes
>"Captain, speak to us."
"my whole body hurts"
>"it will be ok Captain. just hang in there."
"what, what happened?"
>you try to look around the room and see if you can make sense of the situation.
>if it didnt hurt to think you'd panic at the state of your surroundings
>what was once a rather stable and secure building is now ruins.
>the whole left side of the building is simply gone, ruble and dust still hang in the air
>"Im not sure Captain, but the whole city has been completely destroyed."
>you struggle to get to your hooves your legs burn and shake from the weight of your own body
>a pony quickly helps you up and puts one of your hooves over their shoulder
"thank you... is everyone alright?"
>another voice speaks up, that of a mare
>>"Captain, besides each other, you are the only survivor we have found."
>you try to look at the two ponies and get an idea of who they are, but your vision is too blurred
>the only thing you recognize is the golden armor of the guard, and even that took effort.
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Dashie, until your princess friend figures out where in the multiverse my home dimension is, I don't think I'll be able to even see my family again. So no, I haven't told them about you.
Remember "Twilight is an alcoholic"? It's probably the oldest meme in the entire fandom, since it literally grew out of the very first episode. There were some greentexts in the early threads on /co/ that I wish I had saved, where she's starting to lose her ability to function and the rest of the Mane 6 have to stage an intervention.
I wish I had saved them, but oh well.
>"Hmm..bill, bill, may have already won, 30% off next purchase at coldstone, THAT's a keeper."
>"Huh? I don't know anypony at 'West Canterlot Rehabilitations'.."
>"Blah blah blah, Princess Celestia, your former protoge' Princess Twilight, yadda yadda, life of addiction spiraling out of control-, BOORING."
>She incinerates the letter
You all say you wanna cum inside rainbow dash? Fine.
You can thank CHINA
Why wasn't the last thread kept bumped? Insanebow said that he was coming back.
God damn it, guys. Get your shit together and don't fuck this one up.
ok seriously guise this image is fucking with my head THIS IS NOT OKAY!
New Year Edition!
Previous thread: >>25851865
Ponies that have a hard time conveying their emotions in a healthy way.
Pictures and Green welcome! N-Not because we like it. We just want to b-bump the thread is all. We're not ENJOYING it.
Who's the worst pony?
Well, that certainly isn't rigged at all.
Filly Starlight Glimmer did nothing wrong.
General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/P62yDcw1
Why is she so perfect?