I wonder if Zecora is religious in any way?
if not maybe she takes interest in spirituality or theological philosophy?
I will tip my fedora,
while I cum inside of Zecora.
>tfw you'll never get to cum inside of zacora's slippery zebra pussy after she's lubed herself up with an aphrodisiac potion
No. Just no. NEWER AGAIN crossover Witcher and mlp.
>maybe she takes interest in spirituality
I would be surprised as fuck if she didn't.
But I'm much more unsure about any actual, old-fashioned religion.
Equestria as a whole seems pretty un-religious, since most natural phenomena (such as the weather) are caused and controlled by the inhabitants themselves.
And if that wasn't enough, they already have semi-godly figures in the flesh to watch over them.
Besides, she's so damn african and I know jackshit about african religions
>not wanting to be stolen by a hot zigger mare
What are you? Gay?
Shit nigga, she got that ghetto booty like DAMN.
>Any other creature walking through the Everfree forest would be intimidated by it, and would've run out by now.
>Not Anonymous though, not on this day.
>Because today, Ol' Nonny boy was feeling confident.
>Hell, he'd be singing if it wouldn't wake up some nocturnal beast that'd rip his face off.
>Why was he confident today you might ask?
>You see, for many months since his arrival, he'd been the assistant and friend to the mysterious and beautiful
>She found you in the woods and helped you recover from a bad manticore attack, that qt little zebra saved your life.
>So what if she was a zebra? Shut up, that's the purest of love!
>And today, you planned on asking her out, since you recently learned, that cross-species relationships are tolerated here.
>Now you're standing in front of the qt zebra's hut.
>"Anonymous! Hello my friend! Come inside and help me again"
"I'll be right in little zebra, as always, it's good to see ya."
>Lel, she mad.
>But this is good, a perfect time to ask her out.
>You two working together, it'll be nice, and if she says no, you can make a quick retreat and then kill yourself.
>Just like ya Daddy taught you
If you want continue say butts
"Alright Zecora, what do you need me to do?"
>She points to the weird bowl/hammer thing that's used to grind up stuff.
>"Just grind those herbs for me, do it gentle and slowly."
>Grind on her slow and gentle, got it.
>You carefully smash up the herbs in the bowl or whatever this thing's called.
"So, what are these herbs actually for Zecora?"
>"An ancient aphrodisiac, to bring a couple's missing spark back."
"So it's to help old ponies get laid?"
>Zecora sighs at your brutish description.
>"That's not exactly what I meant, this couple is trying to have children."
"I don't think that was a proper rhyme."
>She ignores you and goes back to pouring things into her cauldron.
>You finish grinding up the non-specific herbs until Zecora walks over and takes the bowl away.
>She pours the ground up herbs into the cauldron and starts stirring.
>Now is as good a time as ever right?
"So Zecora, I was wondering, if maybe, you wanna go out with me?"
>"Anon, I need to concentrate, please just go outside and wait."
"Oh come on, it'll just be one date."
>"Anonymous I need to keep my mind on topic, if I don't the results could be catastroph-"
>A large puff of smoke blast Zecora and she falls to the ground.
>You crouch next to her and check if she's still breathing.
>Her little book of potions is open next to her.
"Burning passion, this potion causes an increase in sexual desire from both partners. Caution when making, a single whiff could force a mare into estrus."
>You start to feel a force pushing against your upper thigh.
>Zecora has awoken and is rubbing her head against your thigh trying to get attention.
>"Huh, just like a cat in heat" You think to yourself.
>Good thing you're a responsible, normal, mild-mannered per-
>You've already knelt down and started kissing her, Zecora's tongue fills your entire mouth.
>She flails her hooves around, trying to remove your clothing and find something to pleasure her with.
>Using your big strong man hands you flip the Zebra onto her back, her head directly under your crotch, she quickly notices the bulge.
>As fast as Spiderman on Viagra you try to pull out your cock and fuck this tiny zebra.
>The poor bastard didn't even make it out of the tent.
>As soon as your erection was free of your pants, it and your boxers get captured in Zecora's mouth.
>Her soft, smooth tongue runs over every inch of your erection, it feels like heaven.
>Then you feel her teeth and get scared.
>The crotch of your underpants are gone and your dick bounces freely for a second before it finds a home in Zecora's mouth.
>You can feel her tongue curl at the sides, holding your dick.
>She starts bobbing her head on your dick, between her lips and her tongue holding , it's incredibly tight.
>The feeling is too much for a man who hasn't masturbated in two weeks.
>You feel gallons of cum shoot out of your dick, Zecora's mouth literally milking you.
>She pulls off and opens her mouth, completely empty, all swallowed.
>You fall back on your ass, slowly drifting off to sleep.
>"Oh no, you were the one who did this, and you will make me finish!"
>Zecora turns around and drops her large backside onto your crotch.
>Her cheeks are so soft and warm.
>She begins grinding them into your dick, trying to get you hard again.
>It does not take very long.
>As soon as Zecora feels your hard erection, she adjusts herself and drops down on top of it.
>The whole 7" goes in immediately and Zecora starts bouncing on top of you.
>"It feels so good each time you hump, please Anon slap my rump!"
>She even rhymes while she's moaning.
>You comply and bring your hand down sharp on her ass, you can feel her pussy tighten.
>You do it again, and again, and again.
>"Hurry up Anon don't be late, I'm about to culminate!"
>Her pussy clenches around your member as her juices shoot out all over your legs.
>Even after she finishes, you keep going, but you're getting close.
>As much as you love her ass, you make her turn around, and you kiss her.
>Right at that moment, you cum, not as much as earlier, but enough to fill her up good.
>You leave it in as you two fall over into the cuddle puddle of juices.
>This is a good time.
"Zecora, it is you I adore, I want us to be a bit more. I'll take you on a date, I promise, it'll be great."
>She smiles up at you and simply says
>So she can speak normally, ey?
MORTAR AND PESTLE, MOTHERFUCKERS
> weird bowl/hammer thing that's used to grind up stuff
*cough cough* pestle and mortar *cough cough*
DON'T TRUST THEM NEW ZIGGERS OVER THERE
LEAVIN' THEIR ZIGGER ESSENCE IN THE AIR
THEM HAPPY NAPPY HEAD ZIGGERS
WITH THEIR HOOVES ON THE TRIGGER
DON'T TRUST THEM NEW ZIGGERS OVER THERE
Humanized Zecora looks like Storm from X-Men
Which one would you fug?
With highest prose you must abide,
If you wish to come inside!
Nonya is a underage Jewish zecorafag. Real name Timothy Mulholland
Fun fact. He is officially diagnosed with autism and is a furry who masturbates to the hippo from Madagascar
Watch out for chronic reposted images
Double punctuation, misspelling and overall autism
A one time namefag and underage user harassed into anonymity
who's mannerisms and posting methods make them easy to detect
Also known as Timothy Mulholland
Subject expresses extreme hatred of Jews and myself for constant reminder of "nonya not welcome" whilst posting pinkie pie images
Known to express social justice/white knight/moralfag tendencies as shown yesterday as the /lgbt/ defender
Usually requests zecora related things and obscure requests such as ponified retro consoles or pony related pictures
With said items
Suspected furry. Due to fetish for Gloria from Madagascar
Mannerisms show similarity to Powershy. Although no longer confused with one another after PS permaban
Gets defensive when challenged about his underage status
admitted to being diagnosed with autism,
Known dA account
Common behavior includes double punctuation and double reply quoting.
For more information please search "Nonya" on the archive.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Why do you insist that I am underage and Jewish, cunt? I am neither.
I've heard your voice
it's pretty fucking jewish
I could hear you holding back the "oy vey"
I will leave alone forever if you post your face with a Timestamp
I have the voice. Give me the face and make it complete
Think of it this way. If you do it I will have nothing more to ask of you. I will let you go on your way
I had to relent before because it simply was not enough
Do this. Let me look upon the face of nonya. Sate the mystery
And I will teach the ways to avoid detection of me and any other anon
How do you think I find you so easily?
>I'm shitposting as hard as I can, why doesn't anyone write greentext?
Is this like the "LOL FUCK OFF NOCTIS" that infests Luna threads? Is there no escaping people who think posting that kind of shit is the height of cleverness and hilarity?
You are one of the things/people that truly does grind my gears, you off-topic derailing cancer.
Oh come on. That's hardly racist.
>nonya nonya nonya nonya
>all i think about is this one tripfag
>i see his face in every child
>i feel his cock when i masturbate
>he's everyone in the world to me
>so everyone who posts must be nonya
Really dude, drop the le ebin maymay bullshit. We don't need the zecora thread to turn into pinkie thread with toph shit or luna threads with noctis. Not every character needs to have some kind of 'go to bed seth' kind of response. You're not contributing anything, you're just shitposting, and literally everyone here hates you.
One. He's not a tripfag
He was a namefag. One which I myself forced into anonymity. But he cannot escape. Timothy's posting methods are far too easy to spot
Nonya. not. welcome.
I dont expect newfags to understand
He didn't post at least one of those. I did.
in any case, you aren't helping anything, and spouting 'newfag' like some fucking idiot from /b/ isn't helping your case.
Just calm down, apply some soothing balm to your hurt butt, and leave the thread.
Here he is. With his array of reposts and angry middle schooler insults
Nonya not welcome
I wish mods would ban self-important trolling shits like you.
You are just shitposting. You aren't contributing. Nonya is less of a problem than you are. Your posts aren't related to the show or cast. You are literally the worst poster in this thread.
and here I am falling for the bait. But really, I'm tired of every character-based thread having some shithole like you posting some kind of "FUCK OFF NOCTIS" kind of maymay bullshit that no one cares about but which always manages to crowd out legitimate posts.
This doesent concern you.
Because I will never let it go. I will follow nonya forever
Don't blame me if you want to deny the evidence the archive shows
Wilful ignorance. Look at the archive under "nonya"
Why are you so obsessed with this kid? Do you harbor a secret crush?
He's already gone. It's only you shitposting, not him. Stop holding a candlelight vigil for his prophesied return and just shut the fuck up.
People like you are what kills character threads.
No one cares about you're opinion lunafag or should I say JOE
Nonya confirmed. Just so you know. Naysayer
>see? he made two posts!
>that justifies my making upwards of 30 posts unrelated to the thread!
>that justifies me derailing a zecora thread into middle school namefag drama!
>that justifies anything I want, because someone made two posts!
>Now I'll imply that anyone who thinks I'm an idiot is either new or nonya!
>that'll show them!
>>18893917 Why do you want to follow me? You fucking stalker? Are you that desperate for attention? Also I am not a social justice fag, you dumbass. Also you are making off topic posts in this thread. I know which posts are mine. Why MUST you hold this damn stupid vigil against me? Are you that cancerous an idiot or just looking for attention?
And still you refuse to search the archive for nonya. That proves his existence in spreading cancer in threads.
Again. Wilful ignorance. Not that you are of any importance in this matter
No, dude, I understand that he used to hang around. Fine.
But he doesn't do anything anymore. Posting once or twice this thread is nothing compared to your consistent derail. You are doing more harm than good, because you aren't doing any good.
But i'm done. This is like arguing with a brick wall. You sit there and obsess over this stupid autistic kid, and I'll just go do something else.
why don't you faggot stop arguing over whatever bullshit point no one cares about you're trying to make and get back to zecoras
What does a female zebra feel like... Inside?
I've read tons of things of what a regular hose feels like but what about a zebra?
You know, Zecora tends to be a very direct, take-charge kind of character in the show. She doesn't seem to put up with all the silliness that the ponies tend to.
I bet she's the same way in a relationship. No fretting and blushing like Fluttershy. When she wants it, she just presses you up against a wall and takes what she wants, slamming her hips back against yours until she's satisfied and full of your cum.
Or is that too much?
>Zecora doesn't beat around the bush
I like this interpretation.
Futa zecora has a potion that will transform you into a mare for a year, and she wants to use that time for you to carry her foal.
Would you do that for your zebra waifu?
I just want to lay my head down on Zecoras hips, feel the warm flesh there jiggle and give as I turn to nuzzling and nipping and kissing, all the while she giggles as she tries to brew a potion. But she won't tell me to stop, because she knows I'm enamored with every inch of her alluring figure, even if she doesn't know why herself.
>anoymous, your affection for me I will never understand
>but mmph~, please don't stop, and use your hands
Maybe the rhyming thing is just something zebras do with strangers and friends.
Once you know her, once you two are together romantically, in private, she speaks normally. Softly. Her normal persona of being quick to anger and slightly standoffish drops, and she is romantic and affectionate.
In public, even with you, she has to maintain her facade.
But you can see a part of her she won't show anyone else.
I don't know about permanently.
Her mohawk isn't exactly bad and unsuitable.
But I agree, the unusual 'do was pretty nice.
>Wants to report for off topic
>In a thread about cumming inside a non-existant talking Zebra
Autism reaching dangerous levels, mate.
If you consider the topic stupid, why care so much when someone makes a few comments which is doubtfully going to derail the thread?
Your autism is not excusable, such behaviour are to be pointed at and laughed.
>going off topic
>choosing worst saiyan
Oh noctis. I'd recognise that failed attempt at arguing anywhere
With your style of writing. I've definitely seen you before and rustled your jimmies.
The little angry lunautist. Who was always desperately trying to exert control over the luna threads.
I haven't even been in many luna threads. They're always just full of people who whack it to namefags.
You know, you.
But go ahead and just say 'autist' every post like that makes you right. I'm sure you'll feel better about it.
Hope you're ready for school starting up again soon.
Al right then, time to hug our zebra non sexually in a total sexual manner!
If there is something that unites us all together, is the plot.
Believe in the plot.
Can we get back to talking about ziggers now? Preferably booty, pussy, manes, coats and other attractive aspects of said ziggers.
Do you think that Zecora's pussy has that sort of dark black skin that they sometimes have on mares?
The kind that makes the pink inside stand out that much more beautifully each time it winks?
>Do you think that Zecora's pussy has that sort of dark black skin that they sometimes have on mares?
Maybe, although I'm not sure if it's the coat or the skin that gives that colour.
>The kind that makes the pink inside stand out that much more beautifully each time it winks?
Again, I'm not sure but when you put it like that I'd say I hope so.
>Times have changed
>you never really asked her to be yours, nor did she ask you
>but it seems to have happened
>nothing more than standing closer, holding one another on occasion
>no kissing, no mating
>but there have been times like this, few and far between
>where the vulnerability behind her steely demeanor shows
>she didn't have to ask you to stay tonight, you could just tell she didn't want to be alone
>there was conversation earlier, but it slowly faded
>and now the two of you just sit on a rug on her floor, staring into the fire
>your arm has found its way to her flank, as she lays on her side
>her head rests lightly in your lap, the firelight dancing across her mane and striped coat
>the forest outside is never silent, but right now it's quieter than usual
>it feels as though the two of you are the only people in the world
>you run your fingers lightly through her fur, playing gently at it
>she always likes it, though she's never admitted it verbally
>she moves her foreleg a little, and then speaks hesitantly.
>her voice is softer, not as deep as usual.
>"This is very nice. Thank you, for your touch, and company."
>You wait for the other part of the couplet
>What is she going to rhyme with 'company' anyway?
>but she stays silent, staring into the fire again
>there's something different, and in the low light it takes a moment to see
>there's a slight, barely-visible blush under her fur, along her muzzle.
>She's not rhyming.
>You hesitate a moment, and then gently squeezed her flank, just at her cutie mark.
"Any time, Zecora. I'll be here for you. Any time."
>she smiles, and you feel her flick her tail
>the coarse hairs drape lightly over your hand, and slide along your skin as they fall back to the floor
>she moves just a little, pressing more to you than before
>and finally, you know.
>You know that neither of you will be lonely again.
If you do it you have a chance to end my crusade.
If not we will continue like we always have
I have not been following a single word of these arguing faggots and hiding their posts, feels good.
Wish I weren't on my phone so I could post more Ziggy booty. And it doubly sucks that I can't write her for shit...
need me some zebrabutt