So this happened today.
>Live in Bergen county NJ.
>Work part-time at an art materials store.
>2nd week working there.
>Weekday morning, no one's really shopping.
>Supervisor not telling me to do anything.
>Guy walks in. I greet him.
>Sees me and nods.
>Says nothing and keeps going.
>Comes back less than a minute later.
>Places what he's buying on the counter.
>Several canvases. Paints. Pens. etc.
>Ringing up his purchase.
>Ask if he's paying with cash.
>Says nothing. He's looking around.
>Ask him again politely.
>Sees me trying to get his attention.
>Points to his ear apologetically and scurries for his wallet.
>Notice his undershirt as he's getting his wallet.
>He's wearing what looks like a white t-shirt splotched with black paint.
>There's what looks like an old-fashioned gold key painted on his shirt.
>Deaf. Paint supplies. Painted shirt.
>Recall Subway screencap.
>Pays for his purchase.
>Scribble on a piece of scrap paper.
>Hand it to him with his receipt.
>Wrote down "Are you Deaf Pony Jesus?"
>He stares at the note for a moment and silently chuckles.
>Nods "Yes." and gives me the peace sign and smiles.
>Starts to grab his bags as I point to the note.
>Make a writing gesture and hand him the pen.
>He scribbles down his autograph and takes off.
>He's out the door by the time I look at his signature.
>mfw I fucking met Deaf Pony Jesus and he's a total bro.
Dude, really? That must've been awesome.
Pic of the autograph?
>guy who cant hear sound asks what each pone would sound like.
>someone describes each voice as a style of painter.
>apparently abandoned and left for dead by his parents.
>makes custom painted pony shirts.
>third encounter of the one known only as.
Deaf Pony Jesus.
I was originally gonna have him sign a different scrap of paper, but he signed it before I could do anything.
im not sure on the "custom pony shirts" thing, everyone who meets him just seems to see him in a custom shirt.
if he has the talent like i think he does, he could sell these out of house for a comfy profit.
Lucky encounter OP.
In all my years I've never come across another /vp/oreon, /co/mrade, or nor/mlp/erson.
Blessing in disguise?
Met /pol/ though. What you'd expect.
Most likely in a bookstore in Bergen County, which really narrows it down. Won't be much longer until he's found. Though I'd prefer not looking for him, he has enough problems without people hunting for him.
I'd have a lot to talk about with /co/ & /vp/ as long as they weren't a fag,
small chance. We could even arrange some trades or matches.
/mlp/ might be harder. Unless we both happen to be a part of the same generals.
This doesn't surprise me.
They rant IRL? Cause the guy I met must have thought he was in a thread.
I wonder if DPJ ever crosses into Delaware...probably not, bit out of the way even though we're right next to each other.
I see horsefuckers around here all the time but never speak to them.
sometimes, you can just see it when you look at someone, its like a lot of things you can see on people.
"i work too much"
"i like em young"
and for some farmers its either
"i wish the cities would burn"
"yea i fucked/fuck horses, so what"
Just get subtle as fuck clothing like pic related on a shirt.
I suppose the first three make sense but
>"yea i fucked/fuck horses, so what"
is a bit too specific to be put into a "look".
I dunno, man. These days it's increasingly common to see all kinds of people wearing merch.
And even then, I'd imagine most horsefuckers avoid wearing merch in public so they don't
attract the wrong crowd.
Yes it is in Bergen county you nerd. I went to college 5 miles down the road from there last year and I know of a few anons that live the town over. I probably know the guy who met him too at subway.
Im heading up there this weekend. Ill take a look around
Hitbox Arena(Kinnelon) has weeklies on Monday but I can't make it most of the time. A local scene is starting to develop somewat at Kearny though. Being a neet sucks ass for playing mayray.:( The best melee jersey players are near princenton and rutgers.
Its because rutgers has all of those asian engineer nerds. goddamn can they play video games. Im no good at them but i occasionally rek at TF2 with my asian engineer buddy from rutgers.
I don't think anyone like this exists. Anywhere.
Wonder if he's anything like he's depicted by Tracy.
What is this, the second, third time someone has seen him? Pretty crazy.
Should have wrote and asked him if he still comes here.
Guys it seems to me that more attention should be paid to the poster who took his time to write this amazing description. He have done more in my book, not being able to hear is not really something to be proud of.
>Coming to /mlp/ because Faust showed up.