>"What in tarnation are you doing with that zebra, Mac?! You know what Granny Smith said about zebras! Just 'cause Zecora helped us once does NOT mean you can get reeeeeaaal friendly with her!"
>"Zecora and I have been together for longer than you think. We have bond, a special connection! That and I'm pretty sure she's pregnant.
>"Well, considering the circumstances, I'd say I already did."
>"Trust me when I say I'm still angry, but at least my niece will have Apple blood in her veins. Unfortunately, she's gonna have to live knowin' her daddy knocked up a zigger instead of one of the thousands of ponies in town."
>"B-but, AJ, we're having a baby! Why does it matter whether it's a pony or a zebra? Isn't it just love, at the end of the day?"
>"Do i REALLY have to show you these statistics i found on /pol/ again ? You perfectly know that they are inferior in every cognitive ways. And your child will be part of them."
>"/pol/ is full of angry ponies who simply don't understand love, since they never felt it. They always complain about how the Donkies are controlling us, but I ain't never seen any Donkey try and tell me who to love!"
>AJ! BIG MAC IS RIGHT! LEAVE HIM ALONE, OR I WILL BLOW YOU TO OBLIVION!
>"This is what I mean, Big Mac. This is the bitch who's gonna be pushing out your kids soon."
>OH, HELL NO! I AIN'T LETTING YOU SHOT HER!
>"No, but my brother obviously forgot to use birth control before some wicked enchantress used his seed to fulfill her need."
MUHFUGGEN BIX NOOD BA DOOP BOP DOOTY
PUT DOWN YA ROOTY TOOTY POINT AND SHOOTY
AND MIT I GOT DAT TIGHT ASS BOOTY
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
DROP YOUR FUCKING WEAPON
In my headcanon the apple family is really racist.
They hate zebras (ziggers), but also hate pegasi (pegyrs). Whenever a new one comes to town they chuck apples at them when no one's looking.
>"Rainbow Dash. You're a credit to your race."
I approve of your headcannon.
>trying to imagine Zecora saying this
Good fucking god...
>"And of course you're welcome to stay for dinner. Just try not to touch anything else, ok? Granny wasn't happy the last time. But you can still sit with us And remember to keep your wings close to your body."
>"I still love you. It's not your fault you were born the way you are. We can still call you a honorary earth pony."
GA GA GOO GOO GA GA GOO
BITCH CHANGE MY NAPPIES I DUN GONE POO'D
>It's not your fault you were born the way you are.
>pony with less abilities than all others
that's how the cookie crumbles.
>Twilight becomes an alicorn
>she notices Applejack's been treating her like she's some baby that can't do nothing
"Applejack, I told you I can get that myself, you know! I can even do your entire farm for you!"
>"I think it's best you leave us highly qualified earth ponies' fer it."
>Earth ponies can knock pegasi out of the sky with flying objects
>They can paralyze horns by punching them
>Some can even crack them
>They can crack the bone connecting a pegasi's body to its wings
>They can literally make the ground shake using hooves
>Large in numbers
>They can use their tails as an extra limb, able to even carry objects and weapons
>Applejack could charge right through twilight's wall if she had to
>Without magic or flying to focus on they can spend their time focusing on other interests in abilities (which unicorns and pegasi also do but mostly only in Ponyville)
>le ebin damage resistance
Yeah sure anon.
Time to summon up the big guns.
Bitch won't even know what hit her.
Applejack would be dead before she could even touch Twilight.
>implying pegasi and unicorns can't also do that
but changelings are still the master race
>You perfectly know that they are inferior in every cognitive ways
I didn't hear you complaining about our hot incest sex when I came inside.
>"There is a REASON why that dirty zigger lives in the Everfree Forest Macintosh! Nopony likes her!"
>Now to us observing from the outside, Applejack sounds like quite the rude little pony.
>But what we are forgetting is this:
>Applejack was raised her entire life in the belief that zebras were a lower standing species.
>Through no ill-meaning ignorance had she so hurtfully rejected the love of her brother and the zebra who saved them on so many occasions.
>This is the tale of how Applejack overcame her bigotry, and went on to find forgiveness in the hearts of those she had unwittingly hurt.
>"Wormholes? Universes? You must be hella dumb to believe in all that mess. Besides, I ain't gonna care for no pony-zigger hybrid!"
>"You best be careful of what you're saying, missy."
>"You see, I haven't been perfectly honest about our lineage to you."
>"You see... your grandfather wasn't really an earth pony like I told you."
>"What's a planet?"
>"This has nothing to do with ziggers."
>"What are you sayin' Granny? Grand pappy was a zigger?"
"If everyone was a zigger then how would the darn place even function? All of 'em are dirty, unproductive, and just wanna throw potions at each other. Ain't no way Ah a zebra, not even Celestia. Ah am 100% pure. That's rare these days, seeing as we gots SOME PONIES crossbreeding and messin' with they kinship."
>"I understand if you hate me for it."
>"But I was young and he was so handsome and charming..."
>"And his horn was gigantic."
>"So you see, you're actually one quarter unicorn!"
>"Now what's all this talk about ziggers? There better not be any on my property!"
>"A unicorn Granny!? Are ya serious? ALL unicorns are lazy good-fer-nothing PIGS! They ain't never seen a hard days work. It's a good thing he's gone, ah don't see him ever living with us."
>"Big Mac is seeing a zigger, and already plannin' on gettin' hitched seein' as she has a black and white foal inside her."
>"Oh well, I guess he's young and foolish like I was."
>"Time to nip this one in the bud, rosy cheeks!"