hello /mlp/. i am an anon that has decided to whisk away to an adventure out of sheer boredom, to every and all boards, i shall only eat bread and water on my journey, i will chat with the locals of the board, i will begin my trek tomorrow at one our neighboring boards, they reason im checking in with you nor/mlp/eople is that i will pack what you ask from /mlp/ to go on the adventure. oh! and im ending at /v/.
You should pack a globe. Might come useful as a map on your journey.
Don't worry, the Mabel is included. I can borrow her to you for a while.
>ending at /v/
>Anon crawls through the deserts of the previous board until he finally reaches the land of Vidya
>He had completed his journey
>But just as he found civilization there stood some obviously underage babbeh Anons that just stood there and stared at him
>He shook in his boots, weak from his trek
>Then it happened
>In a "shot heard around the world" fashion, one of them screamed at the top of his tiny lungs "CASUAL!"
>A sea of meme-spouting hipster spergs ran into Anon at mach-5 speed, shattering every bone in his body
>He could only watch as they violently desecrated his body in every way possible
>He would die that day
>And not one single fuck would be given
It will defend you and lead you to your destination
Wind won't be all that blows you when you get to /hm/, and you'll be spitting out more than just phlegm.
P.S. Take this Vision Potion, it'll let you see some crazy past events and shit. Something something rhymes with shit.
youre going to need this book. it contains every reaction image ever posted on .mlp/ ever, as well as some choice clop art.
it comes with spike, who will of course be carrying all your shit.
bring lyra plushie for the nights will be long and lonely on your adventure ;)
You may need some of this to get out of a jam, though it may only work on boards filled with idiots (i.e. /b/)
one last thing anon.
take this. its my everlasting muffin. you can eat it and eat it and it will never get any smaller. may it sustain you on your journey.