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>tfw you will never have wide hips and a juicy ass that takes two hands to hold.
Life is cruel
for making me want this.
A pony is fine too.
>tfw she'll never plant those cheeks on my face and ask if I'm okay
I wonder if those panties are cotton or silk....
>MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOY BUNS HUN
Santa, all I want for christmas is a
big booty white hoe.
They're hard to find.
I love me some child-bearing hips, so how come I find everything this artist draws absolutely repulsive?
Because the artist tends to make her figure too extreme. Some people don't like his art because her hips and ass are so big that it doesn't look real. Looks freakish, even. I like huge breasts, but they can still reach a point where they become too big and look unattractive.
Well this is it for me today, I hope you guys can keep this thread alive while I sleep.
This thread needs some fancy
(and mud, but hey, to each his own)
...I'm fairly sure volleyball players wear jerseys, but ok.
>ywn get to explain to human AJ that, despite what she might think, she's actually very pretty.
This gives me intense feels
Not just because she'll never exist but because girls like her don't exist. You'll never be able to go camping out in the wilderness or on the prairies with her. You'll never spend an evening or two cuddling around a campfire or even experience just the two of you sitting there as bros enjoying a beer and the night sky.
Is it too much to ask for a qt.13 /out/ gf? God fucking damnit
Hey, you could still kidnap Bear Grylls and force him to wear a blonde wig.
I always knew AJ was hot but this is still a VERY pleasant confirmation.
It wouldn't be the same. My dick would be happy for a couple of hours but my mind wouldn't get any joy from it.
...see, it's that "for a couple of hours" that's scaring me...
JJ is good, but the artist
Sundowndoes awesome work. You'd be surprised at that there are people with that kind of body. The irony being that shape is called a pear, for obvious reasons. She is not fat, she is well muscled. She kicks apple trees after all. I worked with a woman with that kind of booty, she also had Hootershy sized melons too. Best of both worlds imo. Her being 6 foot tall, my eyes really were at her chest level. What I wouldn't do to have one night with her... she even admitted she was amorous all the time.
>6 foot amazon with a big chest and wide hips, defined by muscle
T-they exist in real life?
Worst part was is that I was her type but because she had a boyfriend she wouldn't cheat on him. She told me that he was getting tired of her wanting to jump him all the time. Dear god WHY WOULD ANYONE GET TIRED OF A BODY LIKE THAT. Her personality outside of the horny was awesome too, she'd meow at me randomly through out the day. even doing the nyan thing anime chicks do. UUUNNNNFFFFF.
That sounds like my outdoorsy friend's longtime gf / just recently wife. I'm not going to link you to facebook photos because I don't want to intrude on their privacy, but he set as his wallpaper a photo of them cuddling in a field of Kansas prairie grass on a crisp fall day, her on top of him, both of them smiling and looking into each other's eyes.
A few months later I saw her while I waited for the train, she was excited to see me, ran up to me (insert Baywatch slowmo scene) and gave me a big bear hug that lasted for several seconds. I can still feel the softness and warmth of her body on my cheeks. God can be so cruel sometimes.
We may have run out of Sundown Applejack pictures, in lieu of this, I post a human AJ
>very malleable, with obvious jiggle
>when she bends over you can see the tightness, that muscle formed through hard work
>but when you touch it, your fingers sink in juuuust right, you could bounce a quarter off it
>she could envelope your face with those soft, tensing mounds
>definitely be able to balance a tray on it
I got that real good, feel good stuff
Up under the seat of my big, black jacked-up truck
Rollin' on 35s
A pretty girl by my side
You got that suntan skirt and boots
Waitin' for you to look my way and scoot
Yer little hot self over here
Girl hand me another beer...
Yep, they're lesbians. Or at least bisexual.
> dat plot though. unf!
Indeed. Pic very related.
Glasmond pics have that effect on people.
Yep. That's where they come from.
Ah, yes, they did look familiar...keep dumpan that sweet german (or french?) body, man
German. And I'll post what few ones I have left.
What's not to love here?
Quality over quantity. And considering the subject, even 2 pics would have been enough to get you praised.
Dayum. I knew I was a lesbian for a reason.
Trust me, I'm only delivering the quality ones.
Embrace that shit, anon.
>I knew I was a lesbian for a reason.
Discount on tampons, I'd say
>Implying you would mind a quality photo session with her as a model.
we all would love to, ma'am. From either sides of the barn door.
Don't know why I keep forgetting the damn pics. Another one for you then. Mean it this time.
We all yearn for it.
Posting humanized Pie butt in an AJ thread.
Good thing they're related.
I want to run face first into her ass
Eh, you still have enough material, I guess
Tell the artist, not me.
And I will end my dump with my personal favorite.
Here's her tumblr with all the links to her pictures. NSFW or otherwise.
The beast slumbers once more.
It was a mighty battle!
Slippery bastard too, once he was in my grasp I had to hold on for dear life, he kept shaking in all directions, trying to throw me off his back, But I had a firm grip on his neck, tugging as hard as I could. Unsuccessful at throwing me off, he worked furiously, building up tension for a final attempt to get rid of me. It must have been too much for him for at the last moment he released his stomach contents all over, in huge gushing blasts that threatened my grasp. He quickly settled into a relaxed state once again. I lifted his mighty bulk, putting him back in his cave, collapsing the entrance hoping that there won't be anyone foolish enough to awaken the beast prematurely.
Humanized Applejack looks just like Tina Armstrong from Dead or Alive
>TFW you will never get to romp through the apple orchards with her
>TFW you will never hear her call your name in ecstasy
>TFW you will never get to squeeze her butt in that playful way she likes
>TFW you will never feel her soft yet firm posterior spill through your hands in that playful squeeze.
>TFW you will never get to
put your hotdog in or between those buns
>TFW you will never get to give her the love she deserves
>TFW you will never get to father her children
If the thread still lives tomorrow morning, I will attempt to writefag some Appleass facesitting
No guarantees though; we're still beholden to that one anon who said he'd deliver
Applejack ass worship
The sun shines brightly on top of the sky. The green, smooth leaves of the apple trees bask on its light, as the birds chirp and tweet between branches, the fruits ripe and plump, ready to be harvested and consumed. In fact, the only thing missing in this typical summer picture is the farmer herself, bucking and kicking with her usual energetic demeanor.
The farmer, however, is not on the orchard right now. She’s in the barn, and so are you.
You are sitting, leaning against a big stack of piled hay blocks, the straws poking and tickling the back of your neck, but you don’t care.
”That’s right, sugarcube, lick the tailbone…”-She prowls, as you eagerly obey her commands. With her tail resting on your shoulder, you run the tip of your tongue around the area, your nose picking up her intense scent, of apples and hay and sweat, as you feel her body tensing up slightly, the tail wrapping around the back of your neck like a warm scarf.
She lowers her backside, rubbing her supple, firm cheeks on your chin. You can’t help but run your hands up her back legs, reaching her flank and hindquarters, your fingers exploring the round, toned protrusions which are now pressing against the lower part of your face. The abundant hair on her tail serves as a comfy cushion, surrounding and enveloping your head. Your breathing gets heavier as her orange ass is completely exposed in front of you, your hands spreading it apart, revealing every nook and cranny. Your greedy tongue wastes no time, and soon you start hearing her soft, horny moans.
Not >>19775147 , just a heads up.
”Well, ain’t that the berries…”-You hear her whisper between gasps and sighs. Both your hands and tongue are busy squeezing, licking and poking every inch of her glorious backside, your tongue going in specially deeply, your mouth filled with her intense taste. This keeps going for a long while, her body writhing and shaking slightly every now and then, her little hole tightening around your tongue just when you can hear her moans getting longer and deeper. Before she goes all the way, though, she suddenly starts lowering her backside again.
”Don’t you worry, sugarcube, we’re still gonna go hog wild”-She says with her head turned, her beautiful green eyes giving you a sultry look, as her ass lowers all the way over the huge bulge on your crotch, slightly hovering over it. You are quick to undo your pants, and she’s just as quick to lower herself even more when your member is out. The tight, tight hole is quickly filled, as she starts taking it in, inch by inch. An amazing sensation captivates you, her inner walls massaging your dick and making your head go numb. Your instinct kicks in, grabbing the mare by her flanks, and you thrust your hips upwards, making her yelp.
”Easy there, pa-partner!”-She manages to say, an intense mixture of pain and pleasure hitting her mind and making her body twitch. You quickly take control of the situation, getting a better grip on her as you start pumping, your hips crashing against her toned cheeks with each thrust. Her tail firmly wraps itself around your waist, as her strong back legs start bucking involuntarily.
Before you get kicked, you quickly grab her by the knees, pressing your body over hers, mounting her like a stallion would. You manhood keeps sliding in and out of her anus, which starts relaxing and allowing you to go deeper and deeper. In between thrusts and grunts, your mind vaguely realizes that Applejack is actually enjoying the situation immensely, her head pressed against the floor as she mutters words you can barely understand.
Soon, you both start reaching an amazing climax, her muscles suddenly tensing again when your cock is at her deepest, painfully forcing you to keep it inside as she howls and whinnies for a while, before you yourself start pouring your seed too. After that, you both try to catch your breath, still locked in that position due to exhaustion, and you take a few moments to give a few last squeezes to her amazing ass, before finally kissing it.
oh yeah, the makers of the show know what we want