You can fuck celestia for 4 hours everyday. Or you can get paid $1,000 everyday. CHOOSE
I would pay $1,000 a day to kill you every day and then bring you back to kill you again, you ant-posting stupid motherfucker.
Op is literally a faggot
THIS is what I'm talking about.
Time to fap.
>$1000 a day
>That's about $30,000 to $31,000 a month
>$357,000 a year
>In a mere three years you'd be a millionaire
>Millionaires swim in da pussy
>Get to fuck almost anyone you want because of the crazy amount of dosh you get
Shit, I knew I must have been part jew, my large nose was evidence enough. I'll take the shekels and use muh money to get enough power to fuck the goyim princess anyway.
I know right?
I take the shekels and buy some horse pussy.
Granting that I wouldn't always be forced engage in sexual intercourse during those 4 hours with Celestia - that I also could choose to merely hang around with her if the fancy strikes - I'd choose Celestia.
Money can be obtained by other means, whereas Celestia cannot. Anybody who'd take the money is a filthy casual.
>Not waifuing Sunbutt
>Choosing inferior 'princess'
>ITT: Faggots that dont want horsepussy
and I thought I was on /mlp/, not fucking ponychan
>basically married 4 life with her
>implying she wont let you stay at her castle as royalty and enjoying some sweet sweet
>All these faggots who don't praise the sun
Sunbutt is best waifu, faggots. And you're a tasteless faggot if you don't want to cum inside her.
SUNBUTT BEST WAIFU
PRAISE THE SUN MOTHERFUCKERS
I'll take the $1000, so I can buy prostitutes 10x more attractive than her.
fuck her for two hours every day and get paid $500 every day. sometimes you have to make some compromises in order to maximise your shekels. I'm still gonna be a rich bastard and a get to fuck celestia every day. Maybe i can spread out the hours to maximise the time spent with her.
>Implying one is able to get bored of Celestia
You're fucking retarded.
Of course I pick Celestia. She's the best waifu in the show. Only faggots would pick money
or another pone.
Celestia is the only option.
And i can sell porn with actual magical alicorn princess to you, horsefuckers.
$357,000 per BD
Easy choice is Celestia, who would need money when you have an immortal mage horse for 4 hours a day to do your bidding?
I want Celestia to pee in my gaping butthole, hitting just the right spot on my prostate with her hot, forceful stream
Not all people wants to fuck Celestia, some are loyal to their waifus. Of course they'd pick the money.
OP is just a retard sunshit who wants to force his waifu onto everybody else.
>Take the money
>Get into stock trading
>Earn fuck-tonnes more per day
>Buy some land, build an office building and hire hundreds of scientists to work there
>Get them to work on curing death, and finding a way to wake people from cryogenesis
>Get woken up
>Cure death for yourself and your scientists
>Hoard your information, no-one else can know but you and your scientists
>Continue to live to see the day that space travel and FTL is a regular thing, and travel among the stars looking for the land of Equestria using space age navigation and scanning equipment
>Eventually find it
>Probably already be dust by the time you find it though due to how slowly light travels in the grand scheme of things
>Use the FTL drive to travel backwards in time to whenever you want during the planets development
>Enslave the entire race using your superior technology
>Have the entire world as your cocksleeve
>Realize that the entire planet is not the one you were looking for but actually just a cheap knock-off of the one you want
>Leave and keep on searching for the right planet
>Probably spend hundreds of years looking and finding the all the wrong planets
>Eventually find the right one and enslave them too
Why would you not do this?
It's almost like you're trying to be retarded
>Use the FTL drive to travel backwards in time
I'm not sure that's even theoretical but I'll go with it.
Fuck the sun, get in good with her, acquire affluence from the sun ass, use affluence to curry favors from the local pone nobility in exchange for mad cash, buy out the pone nobility's assets from under them, and then become king.
It's like you fags can't Machiavelli. Git gud.
4 hours is a LONG time. I only have so much free time, ya know.
Implying there is any interest past 6 minutes
This rustles the jimmies.
I'll take the money.
So I can live the ez life with my waifu.
OP is a faggot.
There is not enough info to make sensible decision!
Does she know me? Is she ok with me fucking her? Is she bound by some kind of contract to let me fuck her? Where does money come from? What am I getting paid for? Whats the cover-up for getting this kind of income out of nowhere? Do I have to pay income tax for it? Can I just go and meet with Celestia? Can I let her fuck me instead? While still getting 1k$/day? Does it count as a loophole?
Motherfucker I have relatives who live in the deep south. Normally I wouldn't think this is anything to be proud of, but i'm just trying to say i've actually drank real moonshine.