Where exactly do you see any signs of complaining? Yeah, almost everything is a repost, but my goal was to point out how needlessly early it was reposted in hope to dissuade people from overposting stale content or adding to its triteness.
By the way, you seem upset. Have this ointment. Hope it helps.
>using the word newfag unironically
>you will never wake up confused and disgusted with dried mare cum on your face
It's the semen that emerges from her penis when she has an orgasm.
My birthday's coming up soon,
Whoo frikkin hoo, and I was hoping I could ask for a few of your favorite pastebin links to copypaste into my journal app for later reading. Anything's fineincluding clop, but cuddles and good feels and such are preferred. Can my bros help me out?
You forgot human shoulders.
I know, it's tiring that furfags keep trying to insert their shit in the /ntt/.
>"That was fun! Maybe I'll paint your face too, some day!"
All good BC, take your time, sorry your birthday sucked writefriend.
I want to cum in Twilight's stomach.
The following is likely my favorite greentext about Twilight Sparkle.
It was on me influential and formative.
I wonder why /ntt/ has been slow lately.
I know I haven't drawn for you guys in a while. Have a little something I did on break. My dumbass job is killing me on top of being sick already.
>MH4U have stolen all of my attention lately
I know that feeling very well. Take your time. I look forward to it.
I'm not a vorefag but I'm always fascinated by that image when it's posted. Hopefully this isn't a slippery-slop.
Glad to see you.
I was replying in reference to the image that was posted.
Friendly reminder that you can filter useless, head-up-their-ass namefags.
Enable filtering in your 4chan settings, then click on the arrow next to one of his posts, and click "Filter selected text".
I am aware. I appreciate the sketch, but your reply, acknowledgement, and sketch is still validating a boisterous, head-up-his-ass useless namefag.
Posts like yours can be just as negative and detrimental to the quality and atmosphere of a thread. Honestly, if you wouldn't have even posted >>21924756, we wouldn't even be talking about this right now.
Wow, look at this huge faggot!
Posting one last thing I did at work during a lunch break. It isn't Twilight related but I feel the need to share:
Stay beautiful, NTT.
Thanks. The ink on the pen I was using had a very bold, dark color that I really like but it smudges like a mother fucker. I wanted to see how something would look if I did very bold contours. If you look closely enough you can actually see a few finger prints. Who knew some shitty dollar store had such a great pen.
I'll be back to drawing more for NTT as soon as I get some time off again.
I would insert almonds into her eyes one by one, and make her almond eyes scream.
Well that escalated quickly.
>you'll never get to cuddle-fuck her after a long, hard day of work
You asked for "the best loop" and I gave you my answer.
>"Y-You want to put things in my butt?"
What things would you put in her butt?
>no one took the bait last thread
You've changed, NTT.
Thrice-repeated digits acquiesce with anon's statement.
You should verify them.
Twilight, hun. You're facing the wrong way.
Like i'd have a choice in the matter.
>I'll never get to snuggle in bed with her
Time to go cry myself to sleep
I'm starting to realize more and more that the reason I like Twilight without wings so much is because they hide a good portion of her sides/back. I enjoy seeing the smoothness of her back and flanks and the wings tend to obscure this.
>You massage her back, kneding and pushing along her sensitive spots, relaxing her and fixing her pains and sores
>Content and happy, she asks for you to "rub her belly" and flops over
I have a question for /ntt/:
How many of you have actually tried anal masturbation?
It was good.
Let me put it this way:
If Twilight pegged you, you'd never go back to normal sex.
It feels fucking amazing to cum after having something filling your ass for awhile.
You need lots of lube. Vegetable oil works in this regard.
You need something with the length and consistency of a dick, but it MUST have a flared bottom or something else that guarantees you'll be able to safely retrieve it, otherwise you're going to have an embarrassing trip to the ER. Go slowly and try to press it towards your prostate, which is what you're trying to hit. It WILL hurt a bit the first few times so you have to get used to it.
If you want a mind blowing orgasm, wait for you to cum on your own.
Otherwise you can jack yourself off while doing this and it'll still feel better than a normal orgasm: If you don't make any noises when fapping, cumming at the end of this will make you moan.
It'll be hard to get them in to where you can rub the prostate without straining though, at least in my experience.
/ntt/ - Nightly Twilight Thread
Yeah I know, still it was more on topic than the darkest secret thread. Why do people want to talk about their shitty lives so much, I have no idea.
>"Just lay down, Anon. I'm going to make you feel very good."
How does it feel knowing that your waifu will never be real!
Either i get to live when virtual reality let me be with her.
Or i die and find peace in sweet oblivion.
There is no reasons to despair anon, only to rejoice. For the future is bright and wonderful, one way or another.
For like a month a few years back I was on an anal kick. I had this metal ice cream scoop that was around 8inches long and 1 1/2 inches thick that I'd use. I'd prop it up in the folds of mattresses of my bed, get on my knees and go to town while backing up into it. It was very hot and stimulating but i stopped doing it eventually because it took too much effort and only ended in shame.
The shameful part was that I'd think of my best friend while doing it, supposedly he had a big dick though I've never seen it before.I've never been pegged though but I'd be willing to try it. I've used a regular dildo maybe like 3 times since then but like I said, it takes way too much effort so I don't bother.
Why do tumblists always describe Twilight as self loathing and depressed (outside of their genderfancy hyperoctagonalsexual bullshit)? That's not her character, she's no robot.
>Why do tumblists always describe Twilight as self loathing and depressed
Do they really? I'm glad I stay away from that shithole. She gets her feelings hurt fairly easily in some episodes. It really depends on the writer. Perhaps they chalk off the fact that she usually bounces back up from any depression spirals she goes through (those Discord episodes come to mind). Also, in the every same episodes, she didn't get really depressed until the very end of things when she felt she was out of options. She stayed very optimistic through the entire ordeal and even carried Rarity's rock for her.
I find it odd that we never really talk about those episodes even through they're very much Twilight oriented. Is it the potential shipping of Twilight and Discord? Personally, shipping doesn't really bother me unless it's Flashlight and only because Flash isn't even a character. Just an idea.
To answer your question, perhaps they're projecting their self-esteem issues onto a fictional character so that they'll feel better about themselves.
>"Guys like cute things. Twilight is cute. And smart Oh! I bet she has daddy issues like me! Now she isn't so perfect."
>cacophonous carnival of madness
not cacophonous carnival of chaos
wow, that really does seem difficult
i'd get a bad dragon toy or something that sticks to a shower floor or something if i were you, get off while taking a shower or take a shower after if you want to watch pron during
maybe it would simplify things, specifically cleanup, a bit
i tried it once because it's always good to try something new, especially when getting off
it was ok but not really something i'd want to do all the time
i wouldn't turn down a rimming, though
Would you let her put her cock in your ass?
pffffft bye again flashfag, enjoy your time with bubba.
Inb4 he comes back after ban evading, again and responds to this before being banned, again.
>Twilight sniffing Anon's sweaty crotch thread
I knew I was forgetting to post something.
>but it MUST have a flared bottom or something else that guarantees you'll be able to safely retrieve it, otherwise you're going to have an embarrassing trip to the ER
This has been puzzling me for quite a while. You can expel shit, so why couldn't you some other object?
>Twilight will never lose her cock in your ass
So, if you guys like Twilight, I'm just gonna leave this number here:
Why is she so perfect?
This is why plushies exist, though I'm afraid I will never be able to sleep properly without being snuggled against her now.
Posting superior version.
>"G'morning, Anon! Want to take me for a walk?"
Silly Twilight. You have to be fed first.
>no checkmarks by any of those tasks
That's not the Twilight I love.
>implying pet-twilight wouldn't revise your list as soon as you made it
I'm not the person you're replying too, but flashflag does exhibit repetitive quirks and behavior that he sometimes breaks.
Yeah and the mods have already cleaned up his little return, and he'll probably be back oh 10-15 minutes from now before being cleaned up and banned again.
It's really fascinating to see someone so pathetically dedicated.
Thank you again mods!
>dem subtle alicorn proportions
Unf. I"m all about Unicorn Twi but god damn I wont lie when those slightly longer legs do it for me.
yee, I love her as a unicorn as much as an Alicorn but dem different proportions, unf.
Let's not even give him the satisfaction of undue attention even with nothing better to do.
He is technically capable of annoying people, replying with shitposts to their constructive posts while they wait for appreciation or continued discussion.
He gets the attention.
He didn't master ban evasion
Called it, my god he's gotten so predictable.
Anyways enough attention for him.
>you'll never cuddle with her in an over-sized sweater specifically made for cuddling
>you'll never be the ageless, grizzled war veteran at her side
The first one.
It used to be cute, but it is not cute with that image-name.
Change the file name, and I and others will enjoy the culturally mandatory response. Your file name kills the cute.
This is the most depressing post of the day.
I love you anon; you make this such a great place. You are empty inside; please take this friendship.
[blog]I was in some shit with the storm on the east coast and flight cancelling and what not, was stuck driving for 16 hours.[/blog]
It's late where I am. Could somebody let me know later on what is going on with the current greentexts, if there are any pastebins, and any other relevant information. I want to know this because I plan to draw scenes from the anons stories (just like it said in the guide, although im not doing it JUST because it was thrown in there).
There's that crazy crystal heart thread from the last thread.
Sorry to hear you got snowed in and had to drive for so long. I can barely stand the 9 hour drive to texas to visit my family every year.
It is not something you can turn down. The more friendship is given, the more there is.
We should find a way to use friendship to reverse entropy.
>"Hehehe, this is fun..."
>"S-so this is how humans rode on ponies back on your world?"
>You buck your hips and she starts bouncing again, your clothing's fabric protecting your fragile genitals from the mass of mare
No, they rode on the ponies' backs.
>Penis takes over, and your thrusting becomes rhythmic. Sudden bucks turn into gentle pushes and retreats, and you feel yourself hardening.
>Twilight blushes hard.
>"A-Anon, this is getting 2lewd4me..."
>"I hurt my leg, Anon. You're going to have to carry me all the way home~"
Ironic leddit shitposting is still leddit shitposting.
We've run out of other things to do in the bedroom.
The next step is for her to use her cock to push almonds into my butt.
>look mom i posted it again
Good whatever-it-is-in-your-local timezone, denizens of the entity.
As it happens to be 6:00, I'll be sleeping in as close to now as possible.
Have a pony and a good rest of the thread.
Please get out of this thread.
Maybe consider suicide.
Anon is a name many people pick when they randomly join a thread they are unfamiliar with.
"Back in my world, a horse with a broken leg had to be put down with a bullet to the head."
>"I think I'll walk."
I have this.
Even the captcha wants Twicock.
>24 hours later
Too late. I already wrote out my suicide note and pinned it to my pillow. By the time you read this, the parametics will be attempting to pump the massive amounts of prescriptive medications from my pits of my stomach. Goodbye, dear Entity. I hope to see my Twilight on the other side.
>scored this a few days ago from one of those mystery boxes
That's a new one.
I'm trying to bring new content here every now and then.
>focused on the post-it
That wasn't intentional and I didn't realise it until after the fact. I'll post a better version at different angles.
I got this one at Walgreens around 3 weeks ago but I haven't seen them since. They're part of the Vinyl Figure Mystery minis series. Like the name implies, the texture of the figure is very unique.
I wouldn't have minded the black one of Twilight. I think they look very cool. Trixie or Daring Do would have also been acceptable. The fact that I got Twilight on my first shot was incredible luck.
Fuck that looks really really good, but I don't want to risk it with getting a pony I don't want (god forbid I get shit sentry, I'd videotape myself melting it)
There's only one series out right now and it's the image i posted here >>21949295.
Thank goodness, well maybe I'll try and get Twiley.
Thanks for the info.
So you're saying it's the same as ? That it's presented in the form of unvarying, identical sentences?
I would cum in Twilight while I fed her almonds.
"LAST TIME, ON 'TOO MANY TWILIGHTS'!"
While I agree, I am but a simple writefag. Unfortunately, you won't see an edit from me.
I want to choke on Twilight's floppy horse dong.
How would Twilight react to your wanting to
Would she, as the princess of friendship, keep you alive, because to do something selfish like that is not what a friend would do to the people who care?
Or would she let you die, because as a friend, she has no right to force you to stay in a world that you don't want to be in?
You would probably start a revolution of recreation among ponies as Twilight becomes engrossed in Sudoku, and it spreads to the commons (unless they already have it, like Chess or Checkers).
>nothing left to talk about
>drawfriends and writefriends are preoccupied with real life and hobbies
>lecter has been unusually quiet
>the /ntt/ lasting more than two days is a bad thing
This isn't the issue.
>"Mmm... Anon... yes..."
>"Oh... just another dream..."
Would you feed /ntt/ reposted shitposts, one by one?
Would you ignore his stupid shitposts, one by one?
Guys, I am genuinely curious when I ask this, because I see lots of people claiming shitposting on posts that I feel are just opinions. What do the denizens of The Nightly Twilight Thread consider shitposting that occurs within the thread?
Posting furfag shit (yours is borderline, especially the mane ).
Feeding attention whores.
Complaining about meta shit.
But above all, posting not-purple.
> 2 frames showing a detached mane
> borderline furfaggotry
This "anthro mane" shitposting is getting out of hand. That is a regular fucking pony, not furry shit. Who gives a damn about where her fucking mane attaches to her skull? Anthro is determined by body characteristics and the presence of hands, not her goddamned hairline.
This is usually where I'd tell you to stop being such an autist, but that't be akin to trying to get a rock to learn the alphabet.
>Who gives a damn about where her fucking mane attaches to her skull?
But if the hair isn't attached like a mane, doesn't that mean that it is... not a mane ?
The presence of hands is strong in this one.
>When you're walking around and you bump into her ass
oh lord. I couldn't tell by the thumbnail that's what it was. Time to delete that shit out of my purple folder.
Only newfags use the word "newfag" unironically.
Too many Twi's!
(Tooo maany Twi's~...)
Too many Twi's!
>not naming the file "Thirteen Twilights" so people will always look for the last one