This is Anon. Anon is living the dream. On his way to his new home, he stumbled across a magical portal. What came through to visit him... Will shock him for the rest of his life.
But first things first, what will his traits be?
Oh, already we're off to a good start - that's perfect.
Anon loves horses, but maybe a little too much... Oh, go on then.
>They enjoy mocking others with harsh words
Literally has Anon written all over it, the devil he is
These are all nice but they're all negative, how can we make a positive one? Oh, here you go. "A passion for reading" shitty greentext. Perfect.
>Anonymous, leader of the free world
Ehh, doesn't really have the right ring to it
>Level 10 in the riding skill
Yeah, alright. Anon will be riding these horses through restless nights.
And since he was born today, he'll be a Pieces
So, with all that out of the way Anon is finished. Let's see who he'll be spending his time with in his new life...
>Can't make lesbo horses
Wow EA, thanks for such a shit game
A few tweaks and what was mostly a lake is now plenty of space for the horses to run around in
...Why is there a fridge on the outside of this house?
There you go, Anon's house is complete and everyhorse has a stable to live in. Anon even had enough money left over to afford a PC on which he can shitpost
Entertainment is sorted for the horses. Everything's ready, so everyone. What's the first thing we should do with our horse friends?
Hold your horses! Just as Anon was about to look into the exciting career of journalism he stumbled across a time port-hole!
Would've gone for a different petting myself, but whatever.
Oh shit, look at him go! He's off! He's so determined to get that journalism job, you can just see it. Good thing he took an online course in horse news drama before hand, he's bound to get this job
But will he seduce the neighbors, or just the neeiighh...bors?
Anon arrives home after starting his job as a paper boy to find- Fluttershy doesn't like wearing that saddle. What should we do? Undress her or make her suffer?
The horses are getting tired for the day, let's let them all sleep
>You need to convert your neighbours into a hab-block of horsefuckers and shun those who remain normalfags as some kind of ethnic minority
It was bound to happen m8 >>21945597
I'm watching this thread my good sir
But uh-oh! A wild invader hose is here. Who knows what he could be up to? He could be here to steal all of our horsey waifu's - better not trust him.
Actually, I forgot to actually add the trait to him
stranger horse into submission
OH LAWD. WHAT IS THAT THING? HIDE YOU FOALS, HIDE YOUR BRIDES!
It's time for Anon to get up and go to work, but some of the horses aren't feeling too happy about their saddles still
Pinkie Pie's starting to get really hungry. Let's hope she doesn't die whilst you're at work. This isn't JoyPony after all.
I don't know if I have to blame you or thank you for pic related and I still can't get over the fact that you were right
but I can't hate a based writefriend like you.
Whilst Anon is busy working hard as a paper boy, Pinkie is getting some food and water. She's slowly getting happier now!
Looks like Fluttershy wants to have some fun with Rarity
>Rainbow Dash taking a piss near the food
What the fuck
Anon earned 226 Sim Dollarydoos from a fucking paper round, what the fuck.
Ah, I fondly remember the last Sims thread we had.
The one and only
Back at the house, things aren't looking so good for the princess of friendship. Fluttershy didn't seem to like her advances for a
It took him a Taxi journey, but Anon caught up with the ice cream van >>21946349
What the fuck Anon, you just left Rainbow in the middle of no where? That's no place for a horse. Anything could happen to her.
He probably has a life too. He's delivered quite a lot up to now, I say we keep it alive for today and see what happens next.
I suppose it may end up like that one story with Chinman killing everyone in a staged arson.
Except this time with Fag Sentry being sent to the butchery.
OP here, back, meaning faggotry inbound. To be honest with you, playing the game and pausing to take screencaps every other minute was a bit of a pain in the arse and I'd rather just play the game. An Anon suggested ages ago about streaming on Twitch, I could do that if people give enough of a shit to be entertained by this. If not, I'll probably call it a day and drop the files for all the characters in the thread for anyone who wants to give it a go.
Alright, that's good enough for me. Other people can join in if they want to.
Search on twitch, equestriaconfidential. Just working on the house at the moment and I'll probably repeat what I did in the thread whilst waiting
>Ponk rolling around on the ball
that certain anon thanks you based anon
i still believe OP is getting swatted even though we know he's not
I guess keeping all the main plot and ponut for himself in his front yard is against federal law.
Anon has transcended beyond the need for a bed. Shitposting is his bed. It is the only source of rest he can find.
thanks for a brilliant day guys, it's been fun shitposting with you all