Hello 4chan, I've been asked to get some data on a product related to My Little Pony. I was told by a co-worker that this site has a large amount of adult My Little Pony fans, which I see it has.
Currently a company that I work for is developing a line of personal lubricants based off of the My Little Pony cartoon series.
There are six in the prototyping stage at the moment, one for each of the main characters of the show.
Twilight-Sparkle is purple, and smells of soothing lavender
Fluttershy is yellow, and has a light honey smell.
Apple-Jack is orange, and has a crisp apple fragrance.
Rainbow-Dash is blue, and smells of sweet berries.
Rarity is light blue, and smells of petrichor. (this fragrance was particularly hard to implement, I'm told.)
My question to you is: Would you buy this product?
I've attatched an image of the small samples we have so you can see them in their current stages.
Absolutely. There are already several anons on this board with pony-colored pocket pussies, so this would be an excellent combo.
At this stage we are unsure if they are safe for vaginal or anal insertion because of the coloring agents in them, to our knowledge, there aren't any colored personal lubricants on the market at the moment, so independent research will have to be done.
I normally don't buy sex toys and related stuff. I like to think I'm as normalfag as you can get, but you can bet your ass that I would at least consider getting one of these for shits and giggles,
and the occasional fap.
They'd better smell good.
In reply to Anonymous towards the top of the page, flavoring has been an idea that has been discussed, though it seems to be difficult to implement, as the preservatives and humectants used have their own flavor that will have to be masked.
Can it be added to an order of horsecock or marevag for a reasonable price?
No problemo. Anyway, this seems like an excellent idea, and I can assure you that folks will be willing to
ponyup the cash for it. Bronies have spent tons more on stupider and less-practical shit.
sorry for being that faggot but it's Applejack, written as one word
This. But you will have to make sure it's marketed well in specific places because the target audience is very specific. It would have to be advertized where the more adult bronies can see it or else it wouldn't sell well enough to be a good enough profit. Would suggest starting off with very small batches to test the waters.
Dude. This is epic. Finish this product. Keep them all as they are, but add a second option with the scents. For example, instead of just petrichor fir ol' rarara, make marshmallow or something neutrally sugar-smelling also available. Everyone has a differing opinion as to how their waifu's vague should smell. So, it's not so much color so much as it is scent, I suppose.
Also, you can reply to multiple posts by using the form above, as opposed to just a single reply.
Also, even if the demand ends up being good, the price point could make or break it with a lot of people. Why spends huge amounts of money on a lube you can buy at your local sex shop?
I just want you to know that this thread brought a big smile to my face. It's just crazy enough to work. You could also see if you could get a partnership with Bad Dragon so see if maybe they could include samples with their colored mare fleshlights.
Sweet scents are also an idea that is on the table, there is an innate problem with them though. Sugar is more succeptible to going rancid, harboring bacteria or changing the makeup of the rest of the product during the temperature changes that happen during shipping, which makes it difficult to implement safely.
All of our lubricants are be water-based. Safe for silicon toys.
>recently bought a Nox and not a horsecock
Fug. Also, how is Dash not blue raspberry? "sweet berries" sounds too purple/red. Then again I'm not sure if that's the best scent to be fapping to.
I am too. Though I'm more surprised that they decided on that for Rarara as opposed to marshmallow or something distinctly feminine. I love the scent of petrichor though... I'd be tempted to try it if it's vaginal safe.
If the coloring agents end up being unsafe for vaginal or anal use I would forgo the coloring of the lube itself. Instead, just have the bottle/dispenser in the color of that pony.
If you really wanted to try something adventurous, you could always make some lube that is the same color as real mare juice. I know there would be a lot of people here in general that would love that.
Thank you all for the responses, keep a look out here throughout the year.
If preliminary testing goes well I will post here again again this year with progress and how you can contact us for testing of our product.
You are now aware that people are going to have to actually submit articulate, thought-out and professional reviews of their experience with pony-colored fap-juice.
I'll do it. No problem just let me test that lavender scented lube and I'll give ol' Joey all the feedback he could ever want.
"It fels gud when I rub it on my peenis."
Fucking based scent for based pone. In the event petrichor is too hard, I'd just recommend a basic vanilla or even a linen smell. The former would, of course, be much easier for flavorent.
Also this is the most intriguing shill thread I've been on, I'm curious as to why you chose here of all places.
Personally I would not buy this, but share it with friends and have a laugh about it.
Some of those friends might consider buying it. Petrichor is a great scent. Go tell the lab guys they're great.
It would/will be a glorious experience.
If you do want to try flavours, just as a quick tip, most flavoured lubes don't use real sugar, just artificial sweetener like aspartame.
Also most natural flavour extracts are vaginal and anal safe at the low-dosages used for flavouring.
I also greatly look forward to seeing this take off.
thank you for the advice, though there are even problems with artificial sugars, one of our main goals is for this to be vagina and anus safe, unfortunately, yeast feed on sugar, and we wouldn't want our users to use our product and get an infection.
oh no I'm fully aware of lubing up before the crunch, I would most likely buy this for my butt, to be honest, but there were a good few comments specifically about vaginas.
personally I would suggest forgoing the use of chemical dyes, if only to make the lubricants as safe for the body as possible
also, consider "supplement" scented lubricants that can be mixed with the main line, such as a generic sweat scented lube, an "estrus" lube, etc
>Currently a company that I work for is developing a line of personal lubricants based off of the My Little Pony cartoon series.
I use to lube up my horse dildo and pretend it's Futashy as a shove it up my ass.
Posting in a thread that may be a potential landmark event for horsefuckery.
OP, if you do this the right way, you could end up making a lot of money.
I can't help but feel this is a ruse.
It seems a little too perfect to be true.
>I read in the rules it's okay to post an email in the comments section, so when we're ready to show these publicly, I'll post that here.
I don't know how long you think it's going to take for your team to create these scents, but conversations here are fleeting.
This website does not function like a forum, where threads are active for however long their participants need them to be.
Threads like this last a day or two before being automatically deleted, regardless if the conversation has concluded or not.
Even long threads in excess of 500 posts only last upwards of a week before they are deleted, permanently.
This might not be the best medium for your announcement.
Try getting in contact with the admin of Horse News, or make an article there, they're affiliated with this board and receive a fair amount of traffic.
First search result on Google for "Horse-News"
Not fucking with you, it's just not the main feature of the article it appears in so you wouldn't see it by scrolling the front page
Fuck, what's the best way to get around 4chan's anti-spam block on URLs?
(horse-news dot net) /2015/02/future-mom-twilight-sparkle-purple.html
Man, how the hell do you end up working for a sex toy company, and where do I apply? I'm genuinely interested, but it's not like these companies are popping up at job fairs and recruiting.
Perhaps you could attempt a Spike lubricant, and add a cinnamon warming agent to it? Make it all tingly and what what.
Color it green if color is an absolute must?
Honestly I find scented/flavored lubes to be mainly a novelty, and they don't see much in my usual rotation. The taste is always a bit yucky on it's own, and changes to yuckier once mixed with the natural body scent. I wouldn't be brave enough to put colored lube up my whatnots because dye sensitivity is a potential issue.
Due to some of the ingredients in our product, we do not recommend it be used by those prone to Yeast infections, though at this point we believe it to be safe to the general vaginal user.
>The Lunafags and Sunfags are just louder and more obnoxious than the others.
>Implying that isn't what would also make them perfect candidates for targeting
>1/100 of a 1000 large twifag fandom purchase lube
>1/10 of a 100 large Lunafag/sunfag fandom purchase lube
Probably not worded as well as it could be, but I hope you get the point