>"D-dad, can you tell me how make friends?"
Seems like only I'm here want that Twalot be my daughter.
God, I'm so lonely.
You are in fucking highschool, just approach people that likes stuff you do and start spending time together.
Dont wanna pressure you but if you dont make any meaningful in HS it will be too late for you.
>"It takes time, sweetheart. Just be kind to people, and be willing to listen. Keep your eyes open for good, kind people, who don't put down others or make them feel bad."
>"I know it can be lonely sometimes. But one of the best friends you can have is yourself. Treat yourself with kindness. And don't forget, you can always talk to me about stuff."
>"D-Dad?! What are you doing here?! You must to be at work at this time! It's not what it looks like!"
>"Oh hi, mister Moose!"
>"Pa? Where have ya been all this time?"
>"D-d-d-dad, take m-me from t-the s-s-school."
>"N-n-no, I don't riding a j-j-jackhammer."
"Well here, you can learn a lot about human interaction online. Here's a website you can use."
>Show her 4chan
>Tell her that this is the correct way to communicate with people
>Send her off to her first day of highschool
>She calls people faggot left and right
>Calls black students niggers
>Casually mentions gassing the jews
>Becomes the most popular girl in school
>Everyone loves her
>She still doesn't have any close friends
"Well fuck, if that didn't work, I don't know what will."
>you pause at your work station, for what almost feels like an eternity, as you replay and process what you've just heard. The sounds of humming lab equipment and your suit's own resperator drag on before you finally turn and face your daughter.
>as always, she's looking to you for an answer with eyes that shine with curiosity. Like she can't wait to apply whatever answer you give her, into some undoubted hypothesis she has.
"...What did you say?"
>your response must have come out harsher than you'd intended, because you can see her deflate a little in front of you. Her confidence is beginning to fail her.
>"I-I asked h-how to make... um... friends."
>another long second drags on, and you can actually see the her make up her mind to abort.
>"...sorry, I'll just get back to m-"
>you command, and push past her. She instantly has a brief look of panic as walk up to her work station.
>"..You don't have enough hate, Twilight. Why don't you have enough hate."
>'I-..I don't think thats a good approach to making friends, dad.'
>her work station looks like a small scientific hurricane had run amok; dozens of notes are everywhere, books, her laptop, and an entire selection of colorful chemicals that seemed to bear down on you like it was launching a tiny multi colored blitzkrieg.
>behind you, Twilight is profusely apologizing. Its obvious that she thinks she's angered you.
>none of that matters, you tune her out and look passed the organized chaos to see a small window that's right next to her work area.
>you look out it, and you realize that it gives Twilight a commanding view of the park next door. People can bee seen playing, sitting in the benches, or just lying about on the grass.
>it looks... warm outside.
>"...and I'm really sorry about not organizing, its just tha-"
"Go outside, twilight."
>Twilight just stops and blinks at you for a second "wait, what?"
"Access the lab funds, and take as much as you desire. Go outside. do something fun"
>"B-But what about you and mom? Who's going to help you with your research?"
"Nora, and myself, have an eternity. Years have passed and neither of us have aged a single day.
>you look down at the thick rubber gloves around your hands.
"Both of us are trapped, perfectly preserved in a world that we may not touch. Your time is limited. Do not waste it here."
"As for your earlier question, you just have to be yourself. Do what you love, do it well, and you will find that other like-minded individuals will come to you."
"Just beware of those that will also come for what you have. They will try to use you for your possessions, your ideas and... your body...
I'm afraid that I do not know how to tell these people apart. It... it is partially what made me the monster that I am today."
>"you're not a monster." She instantly says.
>this time its your turn to be taken aback as she walks up and throws her ands around your chest.
>your suit prevents you from feeling anything, even if it wasn't so thick, your nerves were frozen and numb.
>but you close your eyes, you can almost imagine what her unconditional love must feel like... how warm it must be.
>you break the embrace, and look down at Twilight.
"Leave. Never be afraid to come back, if you feel like you have nowhere left to go. Call me if there is anything you ever need.
... and if anybody ever hurts you, or takes anything precious from you, then just tell me
and I will show them a hand that is far colder than death's ever could be.
I don't know how to be a parent. Mine are dead.
Pink slut is the best slut. Well done, Dashie.
We are going to ignore your petty hate post and focus on those sixths you just got.
Noice get, whilst not the best, I do find myself largely agreeing with the content so I suppose it's OK.
It's /mlp/ - Pony for a reason. Every EG movie honestly hurts me
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You faggots get so angry for no reason, EQG has done nothing to you.
Great anon, praise be unto you.
Is that picture from what I think it is?
>There is literally nothing wrong with EQG
Say that to yourself in front of a mirror
>Implying it isn't faggots like you that shitpost about everything you don't like
>Implying it's not the faggots that stick around who don't like or watch the show bringing down 'board quality'
Never before did repeating digits tell so much truth.
Confirmed for hating RR without seeing it
Pic related it's your opinion
>Implying it's not the faggots that stick around who don't like or watch the show
This is debatable, during the pre-scruffening days being a fan of the fandom wasn't a problem since porn, but now, not watching the show while still browsing this place is kinda of odd
>Gee it sure is great we got this board by acting like insufferable cunts!
>Let's perpetuate it just because!
I don't even care for GETs and this made my day.
>This doesn't change the fact that EQG is better than FIM
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
HAHAHA GET FUCKED AUTISTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Actually i am on your side, i was going to say "Also the sunfags, but they aren't as cancerous"
But to be honest, since the fall of the Taco tuesday Sonatafas aren't as bad as they used to be, if i could pick the worst waifufgas in this board, surely Shimmerfags and Rarifags
>Not enjoying being an insufferable cunt
TIME TO VOTE /mlp/, let's settle to see who is the worst type of waifufag in this board
My opinion is your house?
Explain this shit then.
Best get in ages. And truthful
>Implying I'm not being combative for fun too
Shitposting is fun in moderation, but it's far from this board's sole identity. Just because it was made by a bunch of faggots spamming shit doesn't mean we don't have deeper cultural values as a community.
>Shimmerfags aren't the worst
Are you fags for real? Check the fucking catalog, those shitposters are the biggest writefag baiters i've ever seen, they are not as proud as Rarifags, but they will aways use the excuse of the movie being bad to not admit their waifu is a rape victim piece of shit
>Just because it was made by a bunch of faggots spamming shit doesn't mean we don't have deeper cultural values as a community.
Uh, it kinda does.
Rarifags have been a plague on this board with their pretentious bullshit since forever, Sonatafags and Shimmerfags are merely a temporary flavor of the month that will eventually simmer down.
>All those replies.
You must not be very culturally enriched and only come here to shitpost yourself.
Anon, if Shimmerfags actually gave a fuck about not being the cancer, they would do like the Dazzfags and stay inside the fucking general, even if the shitposters are falseflags, Shimmerfags still refuse to stay fucking inside, the Sunset Shimmer general, the place where all those fucking homeless waifu stories should stay inside, is full of shitposting while we have 3-4 different threads for each story, that people refuse to delete because "muh feels story bump ;_;"
>almost 2 years later
NEVER EVER ponyfags, this is our board now.
>Coming here to do anything other than shitpost
Jeez anon, you're not being serious are you?
What a wasted get...
But check 'em anyways
Well, I also write and drawfag for attention, circlejerk in my chosen general(s), participate in show discussion when they come up, and participate in community events such as 4cc and the anniversary. And occasional funposting when I'm bored.
It's the big one, the 22M, of course it means something
Ponyfags confirmed for hating EQG more than liking MLP
I always forget most of you fags don't even watch the show anymore
>this much damage control
>calling others ponyfags
lel where do you think you are?
>mfw EQGfags will never EVER be excepted in this board
"Twily, if I knew that, your mother would still be here."
Horsefuckers still this butthurt.
Your rage fuels her.
Friendly reminder that EQG is not canon anyways :^)
>mfw ponyfags are being pushed out of their containment board
Hate feeds our Dazzling waifus.
Is kinda sad that a thread with so much potential die from shitstorm.
we're just waiting for the haitus to end.
>mfw when S5 gets here you'll have to scroll to page 10 even to find an EQG thread.
>"Finally! I've been waiting outside the damn school for almost an hour, what took you so long?"
>EQG isn't canon!
>EQG fags need to fuck off!
>Eating Hasbros shit!!!1one!!1
We didn't choose to make that distinction, anons like you did that for us.
>"Also can you give my friends I ride home too? There won't be enough seats so I guess on of us will have to sit on your lap... Lets face it, it's going to be me."
>"Then I guess you deserve a reward."
I-I'm not roleplaying, I'm just getting really into character.
I wonder what Hasbro would have to do to make you guys unite?
>ponyfags will never stop shitposting
>mfw they'll kill this board
>This isn't a continuity error if it serves my interests
There is already evidence to the contrary.
The foe must be big enough to attract 3DPD lovers here who will begin to spread their shit all over the place and try to prove their 'rights'. I can already hear ponyfags saying: "I miss times when EQG was cancer we had to care about"
>Bwaaah why isn't this thread another circlejerk of some fag who writes a shitty story and takes 8-10 minute breaks?
>You fags are ruining this board
At least this shitposting thread is going somewhere
Have an actually good writter make a EqG comic that is actually a reinterpretation of the movies, fixing plotholes, making more World building, explaining shit, and making characters useful, also making few design changes here and there, since its not canon, and since hasbro doesn't give a shit about the comics, there is a lot of freedom for something that is more than just "BUY UR TOYZZ"
>At least this shitposting thread is going somewhere
>An issue that has been discussed countess times sprawled up by a get
Yeah, no. It's the same bandwagon that'll never get resolved.
>I don't have more arguments
>posts lol stay denial fag carrot nose last 10 posts
>I need to grasp at straws to prove my point
But that is the point, half of the reason why people hate the human movies is because of the lack of effort put into them, a good adaptation would make people respect not only the movies but also the waifus and shit, and world building is something the human movies really need right now (and also some fixes with stupid ideas here and there), also organize the fucking generals so we can have some extra space, not only human generals, but any one character focused general is usually cancer, with a few exceptions like OC focused generals that actually do produce content instead of just dumping the same fanart over and over
You have no proof outside of a continuity error and the Directors saying it isn't necessary to consider the movies canon.
There is no concrete evidence to support that the movies aren't canon, as it's entirely subjective opinion.
No, sir. As long as there are different opinions there will be conflict. You can't unite people with good things. You must present them a bigger enemy. Human beings just can't live without fighting. Now my question is: What kind of fearsome enemy would make us unite?
>line from the show
>i-it must be a continuity error!
>implying I care about flashlight
>it's entirely subjective opinion
Actually since Flash looked seductively at Twilight in TAC confirms he remembers her from EQG and the fact EQG is canon to the show. Though I don't expect assmad carrot nose poster to listen.
Case and point.
>looked seductively at Twilight
Actually, he just made a beta-looking smile at nothing in particular like "h-have fun, you two". Keep grasping if you want, though. Just know that you're wrong.
>8 seconds of difference
I'm not defending it as canon, I'm defending the fact that it's up to the viewers to decide for themselves if they consider it canon. Because it is up to the individual viewer, there's no sway in either argument.
Everything you just said is something a butthurt twifag worried about losing his waifu would pull out of his ass. That or you are the biggest retard ITT
Either way Flash and EQG are canon.
There's no escaping anon
>Twilight gets crystal castle
>Mane 6 in crystal castle
>"It sounds like my friends at Canterlot High need my help!"
You really think they made it so Twilight can go between worlds whenever she wants for nothing?
While I do agree, I advise you to stop fueling these returds and get back to the current events. >>22000000
This day has just been burned in the history.
It's all about the keks
and not creating a UMAD fest
>I'm desperate to feel non-autistic for liking MLP
>le based maymay
yes, it's anthro
...ooh, you didn't know.
No, there won't.
thanks mate /)
Finally a "fuck EQG" post with some gravity.
Time to lobby for a containment board for this shitspawn born within this containment board.
>Coming here not to just to shitpost
It's like you don't even know the point of this board.
Just wait till 23000000, I promise you all I will redeem us.
We stand in the shadow of greater might, as they're hate casts across the lives of every SirenFag, every Sunsetfag and every EQGFag, condemned to the darkness of autism. Forced to toil and suffer, so that those of Hooves have position! See their shitposts grow beyond need or purpose... let us teach them, that all who post here, are of equal worth! And that those that seek to place hoof upon the throat of liberty! Will fall, to the cry of freedom!
Cool story bro...okay, sorry, but in all seriousness, I decided that I had to read it. Tell me how good it is.
>thinking that's what this is about
If you actually lurked at all, you'd see that most Sonatafags are clearly underaged, have no idea what it means to have a waifu, and are insufferable meme-spouters. The pretending to be mad about someone liking 2D humans is nothing more than a joke.
3DPD women is serious, though. Fuck the hell off if you're into that shit.
>Implying /mlp/ related boards shouldn't be perma destroyed, unleashing the plague unto all 4chan
>unleashing the plague
I'm all for this...but that would mean we lose our fuutball team, and I'm not ok with that.
I know sonatafags are the worst. But this board gets shit on enough for liking pone. Why should we subject anyone else on this board to the same shit we put up with outside /mlp/?
Twilight, you don't make friends.
you BECOME friends
This is the only legitimate reason I come here anymore
Yeah i don't like it when sleep deprivation churns out incoherent posts
Football is shit.
>worse than football
u fokken wot m8?
its a hooligan's sport played by gentlemen
Thank you based anon.
I love to see all this EQGfags butthurt.
Can we please make this happen? Like, all ponyfags just start making a thread about anything in the season premier just to cut down the shit ton of generals and EGQ threads? Pic related is pretty much anyone on /mlp/ on a spiritual level.
haven't been on this board in months and this is the first thing i see...
oh bless you based anon, for there is nothing more entertaining then an EQG fag stuck in a loop of denial and intense butthurt.
>Let's purposely spam to remove story threads with some actual OC going on in them
>thinking liking EQG means hating MLP
Save it for the antibronies, kiddo.
>not liking the truth that EQG was a mistake in time
Nice digits, but I think I'll stay
Thanks anon, sorry if it sounds cheesy...
absolutely fucking glorious
The butthurt is catastrophic, get fucked EQG fags
Digits or not, it's a shitty-ass argument based on shitty-ass opinions that people have been bitching about nonstop for weeks
It's tired and just makes you seem like a fucking retard, just like the faggots that get triggered by regular pone on other boards
>Shimmerfags are merely a temporary flavor of the month
>flavor of the month
>almost 2 years later
>not using the catalog