What's in the box, Anon?
What's a bad dragon, Anon? Why would you want to get a package from an evil dragon?
Ok, we get it. Now fuck with whatever you bought, get banned for the glory of infamy, and then return a conquering hero. We believe in you, and whatever set of genitals you actually have.
Ok, the dong is massive. But what's in the other box?
Whelp, you know what to do now. That's right. Put on a pink bunny suit and beat people in the street with that thing. Alternatively, put on your robe and wizard hat and call that your magic stick.
Seriously, OP. You're dragging this out farther than it has to.
We've got the building surrounded. Just fuck the toys and we'll all get on with our lives. We even have your mother with a bull horn. Ok, Mrs. Anon- do you have anything to say to your child?
You're a faggot, OP, and I never loved you. I hope you die childless, alone, and forgotten.
I can't believe I own this. I need some alcohol.
>mfw i see his dick in the far right of the pic
I better see what im seriously about to see
Thanks OP, you just made me fucking order one.
Irish Cream shot through the dong... what is my life?
Wait, who did you get to help you? Better yet, why did they help you? It doesn't matter, what 2 people do in their own home shouldn't be an issue until they involve me somehow. Wait a minute...
I WANNA SEE YOUR DICK IN THOSE HORSEPUSSYS ALREADY
>theres two of them
two same digits that is
Words could not describe so I made this shitty gif
>not wanting to post a pic of your dick in it
im dissapointed, what a waste.
Jesus christ anon, it's called fucking slow ride, I'm fucking out...
Literally everything that makes us all faggots, OP is a fag, I'm a fag, you're a fag.
Weight a minute, I'm confused. What are we talking about?