Post cringe-worthy OCs and shit.
My sides broke at this one.
>an explosion that went wrong
its a blank flank! at his age?
>a black tear (you cant see it)
>too lazy to upload cutie mark to pony creator
YEAH HE HAS NO CUTIE MARK BECAUSE
BECAUSE I SAID SO
Best part about this one is that image search comes up with this:
>hated when other ponies asked him if he was a zebra
Dose anyone have the photos of the cringe worthy as shit five nights at Freddie's OCs
shit pic didn't post.
pay attention to the picture and the pony race
That's probably my favorite name/title/callsign thing ever. The moment you become aware of your vanity, your world will collapse in on itself. It'd be like a hardcore narcissist actually admitting he's not all that great, admitting that he only pretends to be good.
I ran a /tg/ campaign last year with the antagonist named Vanity, a sci-fi space-opera thing. He started off as a joke, Mr. Vanity wasn't the most dangerous threat I've GM'ed, nor the most vicious. He was just a nobody, really, and I originally planned to replace him with a greater threat a few sessions in.
But as the sessions progressed, he kind of grew on you. He didn't have superpowers or infinite resources or anything like that, all he really had was passion, and the hints of madness and the slightly surreal undertones that came with the name.
In the end he had to actually request that the PC's kill him: Since he was going down, he'd at least go down in style.
Overall: 9/10 it's okay - IGN
Nothing personnel Foxy.
Here is a cringe video of someone cringing at a cringe video. It has so many layers of cringe.
okay i am only vaguely aware of what five nights is, but isnt it supposed to be horror? the writing here is elementary, and shit, who let their 8 year old out of the sandbox?
Average cancerous pony OC:
>black and red color scheme
Shadow the Hedgehog:
>black and red color scheme
>"the ultimate lifeform"
its more like the most terrifying micromanagement system you can experience. its horror comes from actually not keeping tabs on every bot so they don't "kill" you.
they stuff you into a suit thinking your an animatron without a suit on, but the malicious stares and the "SCREEEE" they do might be more than that.
but yeah its supposed to be horror.
>"I'm fucking invincible!!!
now that my sons are here
Well, I just got back from facebook
This is guilty of being shit and making me have to try and understand what the fuck is being said.
I finished watching, this is seriously 4chan vs Reddit in a nutshell, the retard, meme obssessed cunt fighting the fedora tipper virgin who thinks he is the superior faggot, those truly are bad days to be alive
>mfw I remember doing shit like this when I first started watching the show
>mfw I actually liked other people's OCs
Those were some pretty dark days.
I deleted all of them except for one. I don't know why I bothered to keep just this one. Probably because it was the least cringey of them all, I guess?
Also, I used to be in those "Mostly okay OC threads" that were around here a while ago.
I don't even know if this is the entire screencap, but this is what I've got.
OP is back from the kill fags.
Same. I have attached my first OC I ever. nevar forget </3
Gonna say it now, I was fucking autistic then, more than now.
k. this is too cringe
it doesn't seem too bad to me, except the fucking drawn on cutie mark and shit.
backstory has common sense too.
long but worth the read
open in new tab and shit
No pic, but this one is fucking cringe.
not an oc but just as bad
reminds me of this.
this is why i need feminism
Pic's backstory was too long, so I'll copy+paste most of it in my posts.
Backstory: Well when I was born in Manehattan, the doctors said that I wasn't normal. Mainly because my eyes will change with my emotion, my mom said she named me Kira because of the way my eyes would glow, it's hard to explain but you will have to see it for yourself. Before I started school we moved to the small town of ponyville, I thought it was weird but I just rolled with it. When I started school the fillies were always falling for me, but at the time I was to oblivious to notice. I guess I was to focused on the one filly named Fluttershy, and me being to focused on her made me distracted and that made my grade fall... a lot. And I never learned like, half of the stuff that the teacher was trying to teach us. In middle school I got made fun of allot because of my eyes, but I'd rather not talk about it now.
As soon as middle school hit, I got bullied a lot because of my eyes. I hid it from my parents because I didn't want them to get worked about me. One day some unicorn colt took it to far by throwing stuff at me, verbal abuse I could take but this I can't, my eyes turned crimson with rage. To him, it was probably as scary as buck, I could tell because he leaked himself, and because it scared for me to. He ran away yelling something about revenge.
In the seventh grade some unicorn stallion with a cloak on broke in and yelled at me and my parents, he was armed with a dagger so that was enough to keep us still. He was yelling about them being cursed to have a Celestia-forsaken son as me, he seemed mad for some reason. Then he gave them a choice, he would either kill me, or them in front of me, they looked at each other... then they... they sacrificed themselves for me, I don't know why they did it.
But did they just, he teleported away and I never saw him again, at least not that I know of. He wore a mask, I don't really seek revenge, mainly because I was told not to by my parents since I was little.
Anyways, for the next few weeks I was looking for a place to stay with little luck though, then I started wearing sunglasses and everypony treated me like family, almost like they forgot about my eyes entirely, I'm glad that they'll accept me now, but sad that I'll have to lie to get that acceptance.
The next two years go the same: find a place to stay, stay for three to five days, get an odd job to pay them back, repeat. It's kinda a sucky lifestyle. But at least I'm alive, right? After the two years I decided that I wasn't gonna live my life like this, so I packed the few things that I owned, and set off to travel Equestria, which is what I do to
>so i'm calmest when i'm near my love, crysalis
>The colt of Queen Chrysalis
IM GONNA POST MY SONIC OC XDDDDDD
>Because a single character being a slight reference to Coco Chanel, a reference kids (and even most adults for the matter) won't get, is spreading nazi propaganda
Jesus Christ, these people have gone so far up their asses I'm amazed they haven't created a singularity yet.
Nah, i doubt, they love the internet because they think its the coolest shit, while hating people like us for being assholes with them and hating everything they love, for them at least, memes are serious busines, and they will defend because its their idea of fun, sometimes going to far and ending up acting like cringy faggots, not very different from some autists here
>She hates: [...], the scat fetish,
>the scat fetish
True. I'm really glad that the internet wasn't a huge thing for me in my teenage years beyond smoking pot and playing Counterstrike.
I was pretty inwardly spergy, I can only imagine what would have happened had I found a voice for it on the internet.
>she is the daughter of Mami Tomoe, Bonnie Bunny and Lucy from elfen lied
>has a crush on Google itself
what the fuck
>she hates shrek
>she likes inflation
Bitch needs to get her priorities straight
>DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT HER OR YOU WILL MAKE HER CRY
Please tell me this oc is real
So half of these are satire right?...
Please tell me half of these are satire.
>My mother left
Alright, I can understand being upset about that, it can be a hard thing to deal with...
>Now they can't buy me a car
Holy fucking shit, when something gets that spoiled it's time to throw it out.
I want to take each and every one of these people and force them to live with some seriously trailer trash/ghetto abusive parents for a few years, then give them the option of going back to their original parents and watching them run up to them crying and clinging on to them like the second they let go they'll disappear.
Posting greatest OC of all time.
Yes, I know it's ironic.
You know, I've seen and heard of a lot of different fetishes in my life.
Fat, vore, diaper, just the common fetishes. But tile patterns? THIS, is when we need to stop. THIS, is when it gets too far.
I looked in the comments on an Ashen's video and found this tripe.
That 2nd reply out of nowhere.
shhh, don't tell the mods ;^)
Vanilla coke is best coke>>22059310
>pm me, it's a long story.
Because people care that much.
Reminder that this exists.
Had me kek in tears though.
there is some serious fucking heresy in that image.
>that color scheme
>that wing placement
>brain replaced with a TESLA COIL!?
the speed of light in a vacuum is 1,080,000,000 KM/H. this pony is flying more than 3,000 times faster. i was going to use a star trek warp speed reference, but warp factors dont go that high
OP HERE TO KEEP THIS THREAD GOING,
WEVE BEEN HERE FOR 4 DAYS FAGS
>Not mocking children.
Children are dumb as shit. They deserve to be mocked. They grow up, realize how dumb they were and laugh at it as well as the current generation of children. If they didn't they turn into tumblr, they never laugh at themselves.
>Forced genital mutilation
Please tell me this is a joke. This is a joke right? Because this sounds disturbingly adjacent to what O'Brian said in 1984 about abolishing orgasms to prevent pleasure.
THE COILS. OF NIKOLA TESLA.
I forgot what this was, but apparently I thought it was cringeworthy at some point.
fun fact, I am assuming when he says megatons he means of tnt and not gunpowder or something but if we do take that as a given then he is capable of emitting a Kamehameha, a DIRECTED ENERGY WEAPON of approximately 380,000 yottatons of tnt equivalent, whats that you say? how much tnt is that? well concidering that tnt has a density of 1.65 grams per cm^3 this much tnt would take up a volume of approximately 627 yottameters, for those not well versed in science, well assuming the mass is spherical then it would have a diameter of about a yottameter, or if you would prefer, you could place 881 copies of the milky way galaxy side by side, and you would have about a yottameter,
and the energy equivalent of this titanic mass of explosives detonating all at once, is present in every kahmehameha "Brandon" performs
there is a reason I chose that filename
Holy hell. I don't know what scares me more, the idea of anything that autistic being able to produce that much energy, or the fact that you took the time to figure all that out.
the calculations are pretty fucking basic, like GCSE (britbong sry) grade maths
its just converting mega into yotta [the largest SI unit there is], to get the tonnage, then rearranging the density equation for volume [density/mass=volume]
then all I have to do is rearrange the sphere volume equation for diameter [volume/(pi*4/3)=radius^3 so all I have to do is find the cubic root of the radius^3 to get the radius]
after that you just *2 to get the diameter and one quick Wikipedia search and I can compare the diameter of the theoretical ball of tnt to the diameter of the galaxy, that's just simple adition
I do shit like this a lot on a smaller scale, the only annoying things were the freakishly huge numbers, calculators were not made for this kind of work
btw sorry if I fucked up somewere with my math, its quarter past 1 were I live and you shouldn't do stuff like this at that kinda time, please don't hesitate to correct me if I made a mistake somewere
exactly, people should learn to not be scared by bullshit numbers like the kind that *Brandon* was pulling out of his ass and treat it like any other math problem, its not that complicated if you know the formula's, if I was more awake I would convert the TNT equilvilent into joules and compare the energy of "brandons" attack to the sun or something but I can bearly keep my eyes open as is, if the threads still alive tomorrow I can make a proper attempt at that
>pic to try and get the thread back on topic
and now something from our friends the serial rapists of /d/
and that's me out again fellow horsefuckers, if I find any other gems I will deliver them to you tomorrow, now someone else contribute for once
This hits even closer to home since my Grandfather served in WWII.
I wish Unimaginable Hell among these people.
Why the fuck would anyone do that?
For the same reason as this presumably.
Okay, I am wiling to admit being openly gay is awesome, and does take some bravery. Go you. Bisexual master race reporting in.
But to believe that wha you're doing is more brave than people who are risking their lives to give you the ability to come out of the closet? That should be punishable by death
Agreed. Being confident and believing in yourself is all well and good, but getting shot dead in some war-ridden hell hole because you truly believe in protecting your homeland is a lot more substantial.
Dude, this thread went from Bad OC, to cringe, to rage now apparently.
We've almost gone full spectrum
That is just blatant ignorance. I can't hate that as much as feel bad for the kid.
>might as well be a grown up
>pretty darn good jokes
>crush on Danny fucking Phantom
To be fair, I'm the one supplying all the rage-based content thus far.
And to be fair, I'm the only one providing rage-driven responses.
Also, speaking of rage-driven responses,
>"Teacher, I cannot understand what most of the people in this group are saying, since 80% of them cannot speak English. May I please move to another group so I can participate and learn?"
>"OHMAIGAWD, WHAT!? U DON WAN TO BE WIT DEM CUZ DEY AZIAN? DASS RACISS!!! GO TO THA PRINCIPLES OFFICE NAO!"
They think that what they're doing is helping out "Discriminated races/sexes" When in actuality, they're killing what is left of any purity in our world.
I hope we get a new plague soon. Or a new World War.
Unfortunately I'm not seeing a treaty any time soon.
And to think, it's all because of fucking Ukraine.
Seriously!? That's how this is going to be the end of Humanity? Over a country like fucking Ukraine?
Because we're the world police and we have to stick our dick into every minor border dispute, and because Putin is a stubborn old tit, and would rather risk WW3 than give any acctual ground.
Welcome to America, where the Military branches are all having a dick measuring contest rather than contribute anything helpful to countries in need
Joke, but seriously. We have a shitty agenda when it comes to our involvement in world politics.
Unfortunately, I see WW3 as more of a 24/7/365 Cuban Missile Crisis. Everybody wondering if we're really going to nuke Russia, rather than actual war.
Gather round faggots for I have a story to tell once upon a time when I was going through my autism stage there was this story it was interesting it was made by some nigger who called himself najee or najeeme or najeemi anyway the story was called darkness is magic, now during my autism stage I thought everything that had poni was the most amazing thing ever and had no flaws at all after I finished this story I mooved on to other things only recently did I come back to it and I quickly realized how edgy and shit it was anons and horsies I give you my little pony darkness is magic https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8015064/1/Darkness-is-Magic
forgive me pls
>That author's note
Jesus H. motherfucking Christ on a god damn pogo stick over the Styx in May, what the flying lizard fuck did you do Anon?
So we can all agree that the author's note is nauseating, right?
thats just her side of the story, what actually happened was probably:
>"ching chong ching chong"
>"Teacher, these chinks won't speak english"
>"You gotta learn to work well with people of different cultures"
>"Fuck this shit, they should learn american if they stay here. I want to be in a group thats not filled with fobs"
>"Don't be racist"
>"Why should I give a shit? This is america, not ching chong town. They should have all been deported after they built the railroads"
>"Go to the principal"
>"Why should I?"
>"Because you were being racist and that is not tolerated here"
>"How about no? I have the right to free speech. I should have to right to say it as it is. These chinks should learn who is in charge around here. They are just here taking all our jobs just like the beaners."
>"GO TO THE PRINCIPLE, I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW FOR BEING A RACIST"
Germany is pretty chill about that. The Struwwelpeter, an old book with poems for children, still contains a story that says you have to feel sorry for the black people because they are black.
I'm back, got some more stupid shit for you all
and I am out again, sry /mlp/, but I am scraping the bottom of the barrel here, still I hope it brings you a thousand keks
Oh man, CWC had some pretty horrible OCs.
Another one. I think Chris made a bunch more, but I don't have the rest saved.
>3000 times faster
That is wrong
Speed of light (in vacuum, in km/h)=1080000000
His speed (in whatever, in km/h)=350000000000000
324074 times the speed of light or 97222222222222,22 m/s
For comparison, light takes 1,3 seconds to get to the Moon (distance Moon->Earth 1,3 light seconds or 390000 km).
This guy can fly to the moon and back 124643,87 times per second.
He can fly from one end of our solar system to the other 8,18 times per second
It takes him 111 days to get from one end of the milky way to the other. Light needs about 100000 years.
Vega (a star) is 25 light years from here. (Light needs freaking 25 years to get there). He can travel to Vega in 40 minutes.
In theory, if he could and would move that fast, he would turn into a blackhole in an instant as his mass would get extremely high (we are speaking of the mass of several suns, pressed into a little pony).
Ahh it's okay.
Also you wrote
>more than 3,000 times faster
So yeah your where right on that statement.
Just wanted to bring on some actual numbers and show how fucking fast that is in real world apllication.
>In theory, if he could and would move that fast, he would turn into a blackhole in an instant as his mass would get extremely high
But his durability is 8500 septillion megatons!
Why do people slap scars on everything?
>My OC is clumsy as fuck