>Lyras on the wheels
No, discuss this.
Fucking bitch...THAT CAR IS MINE!
What if Lyra and Vinyl were actually siblings?
>Both a talent related to music
>Both sporting short mane with colored shades
>Both having (fanon wise) a grumpy-looking earth pony friend
It's less of a Transformer and more of a Dispenser.
What if they were the same pony? Lyra dresses up as Vinyl in the evenings.
I thought about this, but I'm afraid there are scenes where they're both on screen at the same time.
Unless, of course, "Vinyra" pays someone to act as the other one when she's in pubblic.
This leads to another question, tho: what's the relationship between Bon Bon and Octavia?
(Ignore Derpy and the Doctor)
Here, for example.
wow, so witty. Much clever. Totally ebin.
And he-FUCK, THEY BOTH HAVE SOME KIND OF HEADPHONES!!
Also, here's a scene where they're both on-screen in equine form
But notice who isn't there: Bon Bon. She pulls garbage with Cherry Berry because she's just a filthy mud pony.
Lyra and Vinyl hobnob with the nobs up on nob hill because they're unicorn master race. But they still love their inferior friends.
Expect this to be canonized in the 100th.
...this actually raises a good question: what the fuck were they doing, on a bridge in the middle of ponyville, with garbage filled carts strapped on their backs?
B-but look closer! Those two carts have THE SAME EXACT CONTENT!
IT'S A FALSE FLAG!
They were afraid of Assertive Fluttershy so they set up a trap to stir her guilt!!!
Unpossible. The ponies would never band together to conspire against one of their own who had gotten out of hand, and even if they did Bon Bon never takes a bribe.
>Implying she's not a counter-agent.
Here's your goddamn proof: Bon Bon pretending to be a pegasus, MINUTES BEFORE THEIR ATTEMPT AT CREATING A TORNADO TO SAVE PONYVILLE FROM DROUGHT NEARLY FAILED.
And, oh boy, who saved once more the day? Oh yeah: FLUTTERSHY AGAIN.
Even better, look here: Apple family reunion, who do we have here?
Oh dear, look! The two earth ponies that SET UP A TRAP FOR FLUTTERSHY AND OCTAVIA IN DISGUISE!!
WAKE UP, THERE'S AN EARTH PONIES CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE! They're always near when something bad happens or is about to happen!!!!
THINK AGAIN! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THEM ONSCREEN AT THE SAME TIME!?
IT'S A COOOOOONSPIRACY I TELL YOOOOU!
It...it's all a part of...*BEURK*...sorry...of Earthies'...plan to steal OUR MAGIC THRU PLANTS! AND THAT GREEN...Green coated bitch is...SIDING WITH THEM!!
You're awful nosey, Mr. You know what happens to nosey people?
You can threaten me, but you can't stop the truth!!! WE'LL UNCOVER THE EARTHIES CONSPIRACY!
'T-twilight, you can' say stuff like that in front of-'
>'Fuck off, Spike, I'm over here. Fucking, dirt pones... You know the fucking famine was a hoax bought on by earth pony merchants?'
>'What the fuck are you lookin' at Applejack? I'm best buds with you, I mean, I pretty much have to be considering I'm fucking your brother.'
>'Don't give me that look, I'm joking. But seriously, your brother is fucking Filthy, what earth niggers won't do for a bit, amiright?'