Assume that they exist here in the real world, and you could choose one to be your lawfully wedded wife for life.
Which one would you choose, and why?
Me? I'd always go for her
Pinkie is my waifu, however for an actual wife i would marry applehorse, she just seems like the kind of person who would want to settle down and have a family while pinkie pie seems more of a free spirit that cant be held back by things such as a committed marrige
OP you're my homie
>not wanting superior white horse wife
I don't know, Dash being the element of loyalty has a big appeal.
She seems like the energetic dork type, and I love it.
She's too adorable to not love.
They would all be good waifu material, considering they're supposed to embody virtuous traits.
That's a good point, but I can get used to it. I've lived around animals most of my life.
Some of those types of chicks can make great moms and wifes since the family helps keeping them "anchored and grounded", and in turn they're the joy in the lifes of the kids and husband.
I personally know three married couples where wife is a "pinkie". Beautiful happy families.
You have good taste, but I've always been a sucker for redheads.
I just love her. She's smart, beautiful, a little awkward, and would totally play both vidya and tabletop games with me.
AJ would be herself because of her natural, well developed personality. Others are too idealized to survive anywhere else except a land of Equestria where everyone is happy and magic solves 90% of problems
>we may get old, but nobody can make us grow up
>this is a fun life
inb4 I have shit taste
Rainbow Dash is an airhead, and a slacker. She's also irresponsible. Unless she would get a sponsor, she would have to actually get a job to live. With a bit of luck she would become a sports star. A lot of famous people end up habing problems with stimulants or mental problems and i see her ending up like that. Her loyalty would get kicked hard in a world of show bussiness where people rarely care about each other
Rarity would quickly discover that her generosity would be heavily abused so she would quickly close herself and stop trusting people. Working in merciless fashion world would make her turn into Suri Polomare clone because either you eat others or they eat you
Fluttershy would lose most of her kindness because our world is cruel for kind people. She would close her feelings deep inside her and end up being depressed. Probably would become some goth.
I wonder what kind of job she would have
Pinkie Pie would change the most. Discovering how evil and insensitive humans can be and how dull and grey our world is, she would end up wearing a happy mask covering a severe depression and would probably kill herself
Twilight would manage quite well because her knowledge would give a decent well payed job. But her hunger for knowledge would lead her to losing her cheerfulness and many ideals. She would also have problems socializing and would become a strong individual, simmilar to S1E1. Also with all this idiocy around, she would probably isolate herself. Not very magic of friendship
but you forget that in our world there are loyal people, generous people, kind people, fun people, friendly people. both good and bad exist in the world, the key to life is to embrace good and do what you can about the bad.
I'm not sure who could i describe next
That doesn't change the fact that they would be different than in the show. Not a 180 but some differences that make them who they are. They are idealized to serve as a role models for children watching this show. A model that you can aim at but will never achieve so you just keep getting better and better
>Assume they're real...
>Realise they are not
>And cry a lot
This much, i could think of. Characters like Celestia are too abstract to even begin describing them
Yes, i'm a pesimist so no happy ending
Scootaloo will sooner or later accept her disability
We must give her some since being not able to fly in our world means nothing. But she will have to deal with discrimination that will damage her confidence. All the everyday hardship will also slowly kill her deams, making her life more gloomy
Maud Pie would be very simmilar to her show version because she has a stable phlegmatic/melancholic personality. She would do good in whatever job she gets and live her life somehow. But i see her being lonely because of how hard is to interact with such people
I know from expand a lot of sorrow hidden under her shell
Cheese Sandwich would end up even worse than Pinkie. While silly girls are somewhat accepted, silly guys are not. He would get his ass beaten for being annoying, enough times to lose all his vigor. He might become a comedian but that still means a severe cause of depression. Will probably commit suicide
Maud. We think alike. I have bipolar II disorder and she appears to have some type of depression, so we could identify with each other in that way, among many others like our love for poetry. I'd love to show her the fun side of life and bring her out of her shell a bit. The first time I saw her, she immediately made me feel feelings I had not felt in awhile, at least as quickly. So, if I had the opportunity, it would definitely be Maud Pie.
I love you, Maud Pie.
>Goes to many clubs
>Thousands of horny drugged girls looking for some quick sex in the toilet
>Some of them simply approach you if you stand in one place for more than 5 minutes
>7/10. Could fuck different girl every saturday
>Prefers to go to gay clubs to not be bothered
Because when it comes to a personal relationship I need a girl that's in control and wants to be the "man" in the relationship.
None of them rub off on me as really having that kind of personality so I would rather avoid the drama of a shaky relationship and just stay friends. Its better to be happy and alone than unhappy and with someone.
>'fucking bitches, quit trying to have sex with me'
how do you weather such torture, anon.
I dated a Fluttershy, and they don't magically turn dominant behind closed doors. Hell if anything, they're ever more submissive.
>Whatever you choose is fine
>I trust your opinion on this
>You know best
Shit gets unbearable after a while. And yes, that shit also trasfer over into bed. She'd love to get blindfolded, tied up and relinquish all control.
Actually i'd love to have such gf. I would turn her into unsure domina that asks me if i'm ok with this/that, listen to her doubts about my weird fetish and see her frustration when she awaits for safeword that doesn't come
It sounds fun but it quickly turns from "she'll whatever I want, awesome" to "Why does she only do what I want?"
After a while you begin to feel like your some sort of wifebeater, shit's too bizzare for me.
Rarity for one is way to high society for me to keep up and while shes in control of herself she is still vary much a wife personality. Shes best fitted to be the wife of a well to do business man.
Rainbow Dash and Applejack are much closer but Applejack is very southern and if you lived down here like I do you would know the rest of what comes with that. Southern girls are raised strong and powerful but once in a relationship turn into near perfect wives. Raising the kids taking care of the household and most importantly seeing to their mans needs.
Rainbow Dash in real life I see as a switch. Sometimes on top sometimes on bottom and she most definitely wants a man that can keep up with her and challenges her.
To put it bluntly I am Fluttershy levels of submissive when it comes to being in a relationship. I want a girl that will take care of me and I can take care of. A girl I can clean the house for and have dinner ready for when she comes home from work.
MLP is a show made for little girls so while the personality's are varied they still have the normal expected female archetypes behind them.
If any of them Twilight would be the closest to what would be ideal for me. She has all the makings of what I want hes just not quite there.
They go crazy without being told to do, they literally start freaking out if there aren't given some sort of order to carry out.
It's the weirdest shit, but if you think you could make that work then more power to you
Like anyone else? I ask a girl out and we talk. Only real difference is I tell her early on I dont want to be in control and she normally breaks it off after that. Its like I said above, I jut can not be in control at all. If she does not know what she wants the relationship will fall apart.
Really sucks I was born into a society that expects the man to be dominate and the girl to be a housewife but thems the shakes.
At some point I hope to find a girl that fits me, just have to keep waiting and looking.
So that's it, you guys?
We all would choose a farmer's life? Only one guy for each of the other girls, and the rest prefer freckled tits and big hips?
If their personalities weren't mucked up by our societal standards of women, then fuck yeah I would.
>>22383118 has the right idea. Our world is too fucked up for the personalities of our beloved ponies irl.
Applejack: would be a southern racist, because that's how they are raised. If she were one of the gems that come out of it to not be racist, then her family would disown her (she wouldn't though, because family is important to her)
Rainbow Dash: She'd be like Tonya Harding. Doing whatever she can to get in the news to show off her "awesomeness". even though she does have the ability to back it up, she needs the attention to believe in herself. and with celebrity status, comes drug abuse to cope with the stress.
Pinkie Pie: bipolar, severe depression fits, heavily medicated to keep her "happy" (most of those have side effects for suicidal thoughts) She'd be unfit to be on her own lest she off herself.
Better off in a mental institution.
Rarity: pretty much ANY fashion show you're ever seen. things that are "neat" to look at but completely impracticable and overly expensive. any "generous" deeds she does would be more for tax write offs and to boost her image.
Fluttershy: quite girl who would latch onto the first guy to notice her and become the "perfect wife" She'd never voice her opinions in conversations, boring the guy into either leaving her or to becoming a power fueled wife beater because she just sits there taking it (a verbal beating I mean). she's cover in fear and do whatever it took to please him.
Twilight: Well read individual too engrossed in her studies to care for a relationship until her clock finally starts to go off, then she'd research for an optimum sperm donor, and raise the child on her own, while teaching an advanced college course that no one is really interested in but her.
none of them irl are waifu material when our society is involved in their upbringing.
Now, if they were suddenly transported here by a spell and taken on human form or some shit, then they'd have a better chance of staying "pure"
Fuck off, you guys are being edgy and grimdark for no reason.
The real world might not be Equestria, but it's not a monster that slowly devours your soul either.
If it will calm your shit down:
>They were transported into the real world 3 years ago in their human forms, and have since sucessfully adapted to life on Earth. They even have jobs.
Now tell me what the Mane6 is like, and which one you'd choose to be your lawfully wedded wife for life.
mine is >>22391185 and that was under the assumption that they were born and raised in our universe.
with the 3 years have passed since arrived in human form:
Applejack: Misses her family, but finds away to either start an apple farm or buy one out to continue her apple legacy and honor her family tradition of making great apple related products.
Rainbow Dash: Saddened that she'll never fly in the same way again, has found fun, new challenges in taming the mechanical beasts of this world into doing amazing stunts, creating her own stunt team business.
Pinkie Pie: Gets a job for a catering / party planning business, quickly making it the most popular one in the world.
Rarity: She'd make dresses that are highly stylized, yet functioning, Donating her time and money to those who need it the most, the Homeless. because she was once depressed at the drab world we live in and lost her mojo, until she finally rose from homelessness to become one of the worlds top fashion artists.
Fluttershy: Owns an all in one pet clinic. So popular that there's a waiting list. She'll be opening more clinics soon. Everyone loves her, she can tame even the most "lost cause" animals.
"No animal is ever turned away" She even has mobile units for the bigger animals who can't or have difficulty getting to the vet hospital.
>Not all people from the South are racist.
true, but most of them are.
if her family is well respected, they MIGHT be able to get away with not being racist, but will still be frowned upon behind their backs.
I was going by deep family tradition and roots that they show the apple family takes pride in.
It takes many generations for that kind of tight knit family to become tolerable of others.
Hell, if the farm here was anywhere near the size in Equestria, you can almost bet on it that they had slaves back when it was legal.
bah, forgot Twilight
Twilight: She'd be very engrossed in learning everything there was in this world, and teach several classes on several subjects, having combined equestrian and human ingenuity into something grand. it would be difficult at first, but her classes are fun and people want to learn. all her classes are full, many teachers stop in to see what all the fuss is about. they soon make her the Dean of the school. In turn, the school has a huge waiting list and is the new Harvard and Yale combined.
>"Ya'll talk funny"
>only referring to one person
Fucking Yankees, it's not that hard. "Ya'll" is to a group of people, like saying "you guys." Even the show dialogue writers have fucked that up multiple times.
Spike: Ends up not being a dog for once, joins the US army. Ends up being a prisoner of war before being set free. Has a cold outlook in life and despises his naive past. Became a US senator.
That's a better. Not a big fan on making them all ultra-famous and sucessful, tho.
And per the agreement on the OP, you get to choose one to be your wife till you die.
Choose one, and explain your choice.
mind you 3 years have passed and their personalities make them instantly liked, and with social media reaching around the globe faster than they can say viral, they become instant success. it's very plausible.
Hands down would be Rainbow Dash.
I love everything about her.
I wish I was more daring and adventurous like her.
She'd encourage me to try new things all the time.
And we'd have sex while doing those things, adding an extra level of thrill to it.
that pic how I see Dash in the human world.
but pic related is a close second. unf!
Yeah, but Applejack would have to scam the government for excessive farm subsidies to keep up with her competitors.
She doesn't escape any more than the others, silly little waifufag.
>your ancestors owned slaves, therefor, you are a racist
I can't speak for everyone, ( I have heard bad things about Mississippi in particular, but cannot confirm ) but here in Texas, racism is just as frowned upon as you would expect anywhere else, and to meet a real bigot is quite rare. just because the past led to the present doesn't mean that the two are the same.
no, it's called edgy. real life contains happiness.
we're not so different, you and I. I love the music and the party, but all the drugs, sluttiness, and such disgust me.
>no, it's called edgy. real life contains happiness.
Then, dear sir, you weren't kicked enough by life to see it. I wish you best luck and everything happy but do remember that not everyone is privileged enough to live in this illusion
To ask her out on a date
To ask her to marry me
To hear her say yes
To have a honeymoon with her
To see her lay on the bed in her lingerie eagerly awaiting what comes next
To run my fingers through her soft silky hair
To feel her lips give a little as I kiss her passionately,
To feel her arms wrapped around my body in a warm, loving embrace
To have my legs entwined with hers.
To feel the soft yet firmness of her ass as you slap it playfully.
To squeeze her medium, malleable breasts
To flick her nipples in a loving manner and to bite down ever so lightly, nibbling on them.
To thrust my manhood into her warm, soft entrance, thrusting more and more until we climax
To impregnate her.
To see her glow with pride as the love we share will bring forth a child into the world.
To cuddle with her, knowing that she is mine and I am hers, now and forever.
>All these feels
Come on man, wasn't ready for all that.
she wouldn't let a little thing like pregnancy stop her from working.
why can't we have these lives with our waifus?
Because the cuddling would be wonderful.
>Can go to space and not die (She could use her psychic abilities to make a bubble around my head that allows me to breath or something)
>Get to learn about an alien species
>Get to teach her about the wonders of my species that, may or may not, be interesting for her
>Better cuddles and hugs
>Wild alien sex
>Can go together to cause terror on the cities or help the people to make a better tomorrow
>Weird half-alien half-human children
Deoxys is perfection incarnate.
If pony, thenI choose any earth pony because >muh fav race
>Using an Uber tier Poke
go back to Smogon faggot
>Implying I play smogon or competitive
Nah brah, I like to play for the
somewhatgood history and the colorful pokes. >tfw GF will never make a pokemon where you play as pokemon investigator that goes around the region solving mysteries with its pokemons
I was in foster care, my foster brother had been dating her. He broke up with her the week of the prom.
Being a white knight, I took her out to prom. She was so nice and laughed at my jokes. We had so much fun.
We almost did something that night but she was nervous so instead, I took her to a midnight bowling alley. We kissed as I took her home. The next day my foster brother asked her back out, He threatened me and told me if I tried anything he would beat the crap out of me. He got back with her, and I could never forgive myself. She was 5-10, 120 lbs, dark black hair and deep blue eyes. She was a little slow and clumsy but so cute and nice.
Is this assuming she'll unconditionally love you back?
Because as much as I'd love a Dash wife, I'd have little chance with her. If not I'd probably settle for Twilight, she'd be my best chance at a lasting reltionship
I think she'd be a better bro than waifu, but we'd have a lot of good times whatever the case.
I know it's completely off topic, but every time I see that particular image, I get reminded of a certain RPG protagonist from '98
what this guy said >>22394066 with pic related.
Speaking from experience, you really don't want to do that, man. Exhaust every option. There's probably a record of her in the system, odds are foster parents remember the three of ya, may be able to get some leads there. Shit man, even facebook may hand ya a lucky break.
>No one picked the Pink yet
She would bring a smile to my otherwise depressing life
plus the super kinky sex would be rediculous
I now realize that this is my fetish
Don't worry I will. At least I should be happy that she is happy. Well I should be but I am not
This's probably the rum talking, but that's actually a good reaction. If ya love this gal, get in touch with her, catch up with her, see how she's been. If all goes well, maybe things could still go your way. I mean, after all, divorce rate's something crazy, like 60% or more, so hey, there's that. Aside from that, and this is definately the rum talking, nah man, do not trust another man to take care of the woman you love. It don't end well, and yes, that is experience talking again.
How do these threads always become feels threads? 's it inherint to the subject or something?
I will keep a eye on them, but not going to interfer unless something happens. I want to be happy, but more importantly I want her to be happy. I would rather be misreable then for her to be. I guess that should be enough right
Good question. To know someone cares about you... It gives you a reason not to kill yourself when you are depressed. However it can cause even more pain when it is over. In the end tis better to Love and loss then never to have loved at all, and 10 times worse.
>Met her in my first year of college, her friends introduced her too me, she was going for psychology.
>Redhead, green eyes, pale, freckles, tiny tits, decent ass. A little religious.
>Shy, quiet, somewhat of a pusheover, very clingy, very insecure, molded her schedule around me. She pretty much had no hobbies besides reading a novel every now and then.
>We were together for three years, spent the first two years trying to "get her out of her shell", but it turns out that was the real her. The last year was me going through the motions, breaking up with her and her showing up at my door/bed begging me to take her back.
>100% submissive, both inside and outside of bed. She literally did everything I asked her. Her biggest joy in the world was getting approval from me. Literally only smiled after I thanked her for a "good job".
google: how to math
The South is the most populated region of the USA: 119,771,934
Even if only half was racist, you would see a lot more killing and bloodshed considering 55% of the US black population live in the South.
Also google: how not to be a hipster faggot who talks shit about a region they have never been in.
So you never liked her in the first place but though that you can change a person after some time when it was obvious from day one how will she be. Irresponsible ans shallow motives
She was pretty, she liked me, it had been a while since I was in a relationship, it was college. What other reasons did I need?
Here's something I forgot to mention from when we started dating: She wore glasses, she still had braces, she was a virgin.
At first it was very vanilla, very safe, very nice. The kind of shit you would see on romance novels for teengirls. Over time I wanted to try new stuff and she always said yes.
Doggy-style? Yes, honey. Cowgirl? Whatever you choose is fine. Blowjob? I trust your opinion on this. Footjob? You know best. Titjob(lel)? Yes, honey. Anal? Whatever you choose is fine. Deepthroat? I trust your opinion on this. Wanna have sex in this movie theater? You know best. Blindfold? Yes, honey. A leash? Whatever you choose is fine. Arms tied up? I trust your opinion on this. Tied up all over? You know best.
>Girl will agree on any kind of kinky stuff
>Dumps her anyway
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>takes away virginity
>does whatever the fuck you say
>qt as hell
>dumps her like a sack of puppies in a river without a single fuck
The world would be better without people like you.
Girl is basically doing everything out of her kindness to make you happy and you throw her away and don't even care. You absolutely deserve some bitch that will let you fuck her only in a way she likes and only when she likes and will cheat on you/dump you after some time because you mean nothing to her
>Defending IRL Flutters
Damn man, that's fucking true love right there
Never give up hope anon, you two will get your happily ever after, I just know it
fuck, that sounds so cheesy , but damn if it isn't true
>Great at first, terrible later on.
I doesn't feel like you're in a relationship with a human being. Feels more like a sex-doll that smiles if you say "thanks, baby", spends the next 24 hours happily humming a song if you say "I love you".
I mean for fucks sake, one time I told her to wear a sexy maid's uniform around the house during the entire month of my birthday, and refer to me as "master", and she did! With a huge smile on my face obeyed my every command, I've rarely seen her happier.
But if you guys think I was too harsh and unfair, and I should give her another chance, then fine, I'll give her a call.
It's been a little over a year, and believe me when I say she isn't over me.
>Girl is basically doing everything out of her kindness to make you happy
Which part i need to translate?
She was doing it for YOU out of her altruism
No. Don't call her, don't talk with her, stay away from her and never see her again. You don't deserve her if you can't appreciate her pure kindness
Jesus fuck...People can't appreaciate what they have
You're missing the point. It's not about the sex, it's about making the other happy. Yes, she might follow orders more thorough than the average vidya player, but she was actually enjoying it.
Shit, you could have done more than that shit. Make her cosplay as any of the cast from MLP, or for that fact, anything! Maybe even a goddamn astronaut, if that is your interest.
Also, it's not about the sex, you could do any activity with her. Movies, sports, games, a new world for her.
In time, you will regret this decision.
You've had what almost every man wants and blew it. But if there is a chance to fix this, then do it.
Although I do prefer the pone version (who doesn't), I accept the reality that I will, in all likelihood, never get to see her as an equine sun goddess, but rather a beautiful woman in this world. I believe there is a woman out there just like, or greatly resembling her, and I keep telling myself that she's out there, waiting for me, just as I am seeking/waiting for her. She's out there, right?
Too late, bitchboy. Already called her, already said yes.
>These past few years I've been the one giving you second chances, but this this time I'm the one asking for a second chance.
Worked like a charm. Tomorrow night is dinner, movie, and back to my place for some good ol' nostalgic fugging.
You know, my parents always did love her. Maybe this might be a good thing for me in the long run. Thanks, /mlp/
>Make her cosplay as any of the cast from MLP
That shit's gay, man.
Other than the maid, she has also done the schoolgirl, the nun, and the nurse. Any other ideas?
But now that you mention it, I always did want her to cosplay as pic related, she definately has the body for it. Dyeing her hair light-blue, spending hours applying red bodypaint all over her body, dressing her up in that skimpy bikini, parading her around a convention center full of landwhales and neckbeards, coming back home, hopping in the shower and spend hours washing her off.
Sounds like a great time. Too bad she couldn't pull off the personality if her life depended on it.
I dunno, I'm scared I won't. Scarrier than that, what if I do find her and she's not into me?
>These past few years I've been the one giving you second chances, but this this time I'm the one asking for a second chance.
Well done for learning a simple phrase that has been used in every cheesy movie.
>That shit's gay, man.
An awful person and shit taste? There goes any sympathy from me, shitnigger. Enjoy life, treat her fine, and
Here's the thing, dude.
Women like Celestia exist in the real world, but the catch is that they're older than you, sometimes considerably older.
Sometimes they own their own businesses, sometimes they're well paid career women. Sometimes they're divorcees with a couple of kinda old kids, sometimes they never got married.
The point is that they've been around longer, they've been around the block, they know a lot more about life than you.
What could offer to a woman like that, other that to be her boytoy?
It's not about stringing her along.
You guys are right, I've been kind of a dick to her, and she didn't deserve it. It's a chance to make things right.
Plus, I'm out of college, I'm living on my own now, in a few years I'll take over my dad's business. I should be looking at the future, and fuck if you guys didn't sell me on her being good wife and mother material.
A possible hobby for her. Thanks, /mlp/
I like your optimism, and it is appreciated.
See, I have considered this as well, and I have discovered that I am mostly attracted to older women in power, kinda spooky. Indeed she would be older, but i have been with... older women before. As for what I could offer, I could offer, well, alot. Unfortunately, alot of these older women just want a purely sexual relationship. I wish it would be more than that.
Since things are different now, I only expect that you're more mature with this.
Then again, who are we fooling? But I've been wrong before, so best of luck to you, faggot.
>A possible hobby for her. Thanks, /mlp/
Sure, that'll do.
He will not change because he will never learn his lesson the hard way. He even stated that he aims at sex. If that was possible i'd like him to make a memo with a daily updates so everyone could see how he repeats the same shit again
I'd be lying if I said I'm not enjoying the salt I've caused.
Also, what do you mean about not doing the Kneesocks cosplay? What could possibly go wrong?
I just mean the whole "parading her around" thing sounds like a bit much, maybe start her off with something cuter and less skimpy, and work your way up
That's pretty sad anon, I hope everything works out for you
Ok, I see your point.
Other than the skimpy bikini, she also has the school uniform, and the leather dress. SU then LD then SB, that's three conventions to show her off and get her used to cosplaying. There you go, another possible hobby, thanks /mlp/.
But MLP cosplay is so lame. Just dress up as a normal girl with the mark somewhere in there, and if you wanna get fancy get some ears/tail/wings.
Just like in that thing where the dragon was a dog.
I'll do it for you, since vamps have poor eyesight.
>Just give up
>Life isn't worth living, so bring mercy on me and do it
This is why your kind is never taken seriously. Get an actual clique, or kill yourself.
Nice projection, you've got there
But the problem is, these were only my statements supported by my observations. Not a single time i've complained abut myself
I'm leaving in ~20 minutes so fix your poor bait
I have no purpose in life. People look for some purpose in their lives. I don't
I was an unwanted child
All i do besides my work is enjoy parties n stuff. I avoind socializing and any new relationships. Nothing productive
I don't care about dying. Why should i?
I'm absolutely ok with everything above. Anything else?
Hold on. If you have nothing to live for, why move on or continue this? What is there left of this "fun" you stated before?
Also, everyone exists for a reason. Even you should know that.
I assure you that i have absolutely no purpose of living
Then why live? That's a funny question
There's no reason. But there's no reason to kill myself either. Nothing will change, nothing will be acieved
Well, maybe my boss will be pissed off if i don't show up and the servers will go down
So far i'm fulfiling my primal urge of having fun. Clubs, music, atmosphere, some traveling. When the fun will be over, i will terminate myself
Maybe an hero on cam like a proper /b/tard
Jesus, the thread turned autistic when I left.
You know what
I'm gonna have her play and beat Dark Souls, she might actually get angry at something for a change.
It will be funny.
How come none of you have picked this fine specimen?
Don't you wanna cuck the Captain of the Guard, or whatever the fuck he does?
I want her. No matter what her attitude is. I want to explore her psychology, and In love this pony so much. I want to grow together with her.
How would a Fluttershy play Dark Souls?
>Tries to help out the Fair Lady.
>Joins Gwynevere's covenant, unless the guy remarks that those are proper tits for a titjob. If that happens she'll attack her.
>Doesn't attack Priscilla.
>Trusts and forgives Patches and Lautrec.
>Cries after killing Sif.
>Links the fire.
Dude, I don't know her, I may be wrong, but most of submissive people I know have a limit of how much you can demand of them. She may accept something that make she feels bad or ashamed just to have your approval, but if you abuse, she may tire of the situation after some time.
So be sure she's really ok with lewd cosplay, or don't overuse it.
Furthermore, good luck bro.
You faggots still salty Anon has some Flutter3dpd on his nuts at the drop of a hat?
Fucking normalfag scum.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not abussive. I never yelled at her, or beat her, or made her do humilliating stuff. For one I actually cared about her despite everything, and for two it's a barrier I never wanna cross.
Anyway, I'm on my way to pick her up. If you guys can keep the thread bumped for 4-5 hours I should be back in time to let you know how it went.
You kind of have to find a unicorn. Being a sub straight man sucks a lot. I happened to luck into one on my very first try with a girl on OKCupid who just happened to have a thing for gentle femdom. Best 3 months of my life.
Still refers to a plural subject, the "all" is just repeated for emphasis.
Y'all is never used for a singular subject, other than by people trying to hard to sound Southern. It's like slapping "eh" on every question and thinking that's Canadian English or "innit" and "m8" as your whole British accent.
Potentially just some goth woman.
Well, I just dropped her off at her place.
The date was a success, and we're officially back together.
Thanks guys, I've got a good feeling about this time.
And don't you worry. If things start to go south, I'll make sure to visit and ask you guys for advice.
Why? So you can try to pick up the pieces once he's done with her?
So you can spend hours on the phone listening to her talking about all the things they did together, and how much she still misses him?
So you can let her cry on your shoulder nonstop because he hasn't called her yet, and might be dating a new girl?
So you can patiently wait for her to forget about him, and realize that you're the real man of her dreams?
So you can see her go back to him once he finally gives her a call, and forgets all about you?
Most cases are caused by low self esteem brought about by an abusive childhood, or abusive ex. They either start seeing it as normal, or, worse, get it in their head that the abusive party is the only one who cares about them, kinda like Stockholm Syndrome.
gl to you!
Wish it was that easy for the already-taken-but-was-very-interested-in-me-and-I-got-cockblocked-by-her-bf-who-is-now-her-fiancee hootershy I almost had.
she has a body very much like >>22413482 and was about 6ft tall.