>Not the Cadets
take that bent knee marching out of here
Fuck you, No YOU fucking get over the fucking fact that fucking Season fucking 5 is fucking coming the fuck out and your fucking newfag fucking ass is not gonna fucking enjoy your fucking hooves and fucking more you fucking fuck-fucker fucker!!!! Fucking kill your fucking self!!!!!!!
Are you mad, friend? It's alright, you can tell me.
I enjoy both >hooves and >no hooves, and I'll be right there alongside you when the premiere comes tomorrow, and I'll be right here posting in both >hooves and >no hooves threads when it does. I'll enjoy every moment of it. And you will never know, when I'm in your pony threads, ponying it up with you, that I also like Equestria Girls, and there'd be nothing you could do about it even if you did know.
So what seems to be the problem?
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your pathetic IWTCIRD thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic” rainbow dash bending over pic, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty /mlp/ forced maymay. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic dashfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is “I want to cum inside! I want to cum inside! I want to cum inside" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.