so my friend from school told me to watch the show and I did and I really really like it alot! :)
I went looking for communities where I can meet other bronies and like talk about why we like the show so much. I'm glad I didn't need to register an account because I'm not allowed to have an email and this website is the only one like that so yeah. :-)
You have made a terrible mistake coming here...
Leave now, leave, before the evil within consumes you.
Sup, here's my one bit of device for you
every newfag gets one
Blake, please take my warning as a good piece of advice, and leave this website immediately.
If you're below 18, get the fuck out now.
Blake, you are largely misunderstood. People will call you a faggot here left and right, sometimes on rare ocasions, lasting friendships will be made. But if you think this is just a place where we're all happy-go-campers, you are largely mistaken,
All newfriends stay with me until their cottage is completed.
Answer the question faggot, her life depends on it
You haven't read the rules, because they state only people 18 and older are allowed to be here.
>being all happy-go
>lowercase names and titles
>actually watching the show and not reading the porn
>acting like an overall faggot
Now git out.
Would you cum inside Rainbow Dick?
There. Now answer the question.
You're not even being human.
Seriously, get. The fuck. Out.
Do your parents know you're on this site, young man?
OP, if you really are some misguided kid who wandered in here not knowing anything about 4chan and the culture of the website, this is just how people on here tend to react to anyone who admits they're new and hasn't lurked for a significant amount of time before posting. Don't take it personally. People on here just sperg the fuck out like this. Best of luck around the board newfriend.
Ok blake, quick hypothetical.
You're in a room with a very receptive mare
that means a girl horse, a real life one., she begins to vigorously wink and attempts to pin you.
What do you do, hotshot, what DO you do?
Guys i'm pretty convinced this is not b8, and is the real deal.
Activate Defcon 1, we've got a major crisis on our hands...
Just leave. Get the fuck out of here and never come back.
Hi blake, I think you need to get a tripcode. Tripcode will make your identity known so nobody can impersonate you.
Just put this in your name field: blake##password (where 'password' is whatever password you want, nobody can know your password)
Have fun :)
Come back when you're 18.
Then we will see if you're really ready.
This is going so much better than expected...
Everyone quick, post more stupid crap! We've hit Defcon 2!
Yeah, but the rules of this site clearly state that you have to be 18 years or older to use this site. You clearly do not fulfill the requirements, which means that you must leave immediately. Go. Now!
Alright listen up faggot
What's your favorite pony?
Is it Pinkie? If so you may have autism and are giving Ponkfags a worse name than they already have
Do you want to cum inside Rainbow Dash?
This is the important question
Lastly, you need to get the fuck out of here
I'm not joking
Leave now while you can
If you are underage and you stay here your entire life will be ruined
This is a reservation for the proud horsefucker people that were pushed from their lands and doomed to live their lives revolving around these cute horses
You really should go to Ponychan. We won't make it easy on you here. This is a terrible place for you to be if you're new. And since you're underage, you are not allowed to browse this site and you must leave immediately.
Blake, by now it's already too late to go back, so you mind as well stay with us...
Touch your boy penis again and again until you feel a white sticky fluid come out of the tip, then imagine doing that with rainbow dick, that is what we are trying to get from you, would you like to do that with, or inside, rainbow dick
>if you are underage and you stay here your entire life will be ruined
Top fucking kek, what bullshit. I started coming here when I was underage (not anymore) and my life is most certainly not ruined.
Only a moron would let this board affect your real life.
WE ARE STUCK HERE
THIS IS OUR HOME
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
No no no. We belong here. You, however, do not. We are different from other people, Blake. It'd take you many years to even remotely understand what we really are. Either you lurk moar or you leave and in your case it should really be the latter.
It's better for queer, underage faggots like you.
It's not as mean spirited as this one. The recommendation is more of an insult, insinuating that you can't handle how hardcore and intense this place is.
Wait wait, what?
Show me evidence or it's bologna.
I spent about eight years on /b/. Trust me, this site changes you. I have gone from being an innocent naive child to a cynical, nihilistic sick fuck. And I have this site (and ED) to blame. Leave this place, Blake. Do it!
Blake, I really fucking hope you're baiting right now because I'm legitimately scared that you're not.
Mine was Pinkie Pie until Hasbro ruined Faust's legacy by making her LOLSORANMORONIC. She used to have a witty, sophisticated sense of humor, but then Faust left, she was all about ebon maw maws.
Anyone who thinks I'm a huge dumbass for saying that is a hasdrone doing damage control!
Your parents are grounding you aren't they Blake.
YAY. Did we beat the record?
>all these people taking an obvious troll completely seriously
Didn't just a few weeks ago /mlp/ mock SU fans on Tumblr for being this naive? And didn't you all laugh at Neondart for being this naive just DAYS ago?
Do you guys remember Felix?
This is now an autism thread
maybe not so soon before my words?
mine waifu is dashie too
but I'd done too many time that Imagining I can cum inside her cuz I came to here
what a shame
I just want to hug her all the times…
listen, the diference is that you are better than us, you still have that spark of vitality that allows you to live your life a happy person
we lost that spark a long time ago, and all who suffer this fate are drawn to this website like moths to a open flame, doomed to spend our time in this miserable website, because we no longer fit in with nor/mlp/eople, you however, are not like us, you are still able to act like a rational person, however, stay here to long and this site will take that from you, so please, leave now, and return when this is no longer an issue
this pick depicts your average conversation here, if you find it amusing, stay, if not leave
TL:DR pick related, what we do
And he's back
Would you have sex with this cute filly?
Nah Blake. We love ya buckaroo. You're fine by me. You can come to my house and fuck my sister.
They SORT OF are. Ponychan is merging with MLPchan, a site that's a bit of a hugbox like ponychan is, except it also has a board called /anon/ which is made to be more like /mlp/ but with porn allowed. It's the place that a lot of the banned fetish generals went after the scruffening. And, since ponychan and MLPchan are merging, ponychan will have a board with porn allowed.
Well, maybe it was, but if it was, it means they are discussing it again. Go to any page on MLPchan and right below the reply field is a link to the thread about it. It's pretty old but it's still featured on every page, so I think it's still a thing that's happening.
I'm a regular here
though my experience with the pre-scruffening version of this board is very limited, but I'd just leave the room.
Real horses just look fucking weird.
I hope you're wrong, but acknowledge that you might be right.
Listen to these people, blake.
>Do you want to cum inside Rainbow Dash?
>This is the important question
I wanna see if I can give her a piggy back ride and use her like a sort of jetpack to fly around.