Sex Scootaloo because she's my fave.
Spank Sweetie Belle because cutest voice when squealing & crying.
Eat Apple Bloom because natural apple-smoked flavor.
Eat all three: one's not gonna be enough to satiate my appetite.
Fuck you OP for asking this question so close to dinnertime. Now I feel like a steak.
Sex Sweetie, Spank Scoots, sorry Bloom, that leaves you for the grill.
Spank Apple Bloom
Spank Sweetie Belle
>Build time machine
>Go back in time
Spank filly Applejack
Spank filly Fluttershy
Spank filly Ponka
Spank filly Dashie
Spank filly Rarity
Spank filly Twiley
Because spanking is me fetish.
>Ctrl+F fried chicken
Srsly, /mlp/? Okay, spank AB, because she's muh waifu's sis. Sexual Sweetie, because it's the least uncomfortably pedo-ish choice. Eat chikun, because she's the only one left.