Rainbow Dash agreed to take Scootaloo on a tour of Cloudsdale, so now Scootaloo is patiently waiting for Rainbow Dash to return. Unfortunately, Rainbow Dash has been struck by a train and is in critical condition with a roughly 40% chance of surviving. If she does survive, she'll be lucky if she can ever fly again. The accident happened because Rainbow was in a hurry so she could get back in time to take Scootaloo to Cloudsdale.
You have been sent to give Scootaloo the news and potentially bring her in to see Dash, who is still comatose.
>Arrive at Scootaloo's house
HEY BITCH, DASH IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AND EVEN IF SHE LIVES, SHE'LL BE LUCKY IF SHE CAN EVER FLY AGAIN, AND YOU'RE A CUNT
Then I'd kick her in the stomach because making her hate me will distract her from the pain of possibly losing her hero.
I get Twilight to use her princess magic to turn me into a Rainbow Dash look alike that can fool her (with working pegasus wings and everything, she's an alicorn I know she can do it). Then I go to her house and say
>"Ya ready to see Cloudsdale squirt!"
Someone has to be Dash until the real Dash recovers and I couldn't bear to hurt little Scoot's feelings like that.
"Hey Twilight, Top Cunt got bit by a train. You should probably go and visit her."
>"Anon, I've told you not to call Rainbow Dash that na- wait, what? Oh no! Scootaloo was supposed to be going to Cloudsdale with her today!"
"Well, I guess she's going to have to settle for the Ponyville Hospital."
>"This is serious Anon! We need to find someone that can impersonate Dash, or Scootaloo will be devastated! But where are we going to find another loud mouthed show off?"