Episode 518: Crusaders of the Lost Mark
Written by Amy Keating Rogers
Old Horse: >>25042137
[muffled "books" in the distance]
I am going to have to start doing it
and its going to be background horses
background horses all the way down
I may have a problem
Sunset Shimmer and /d/
Oh ya, that's how you trip fag.
Don't. I am glad that there is at least one thread where I don't have to see that retarded shit, so don't start with it.
That is usually the case but you do get some pones with unusually tiny ones
Sorry. I just wanted to emphasize how stupid it was...
Comet Tail has a normal, large sized mark anon!
Here is a pone with a tiny one
a BOOP slut
got a problem with that?
Excuse me anon but that is my horsebando.
Yeah people who don't watch the show
What is wrong blue horse?
I miss the times when ponies standing next to each other meant they were totally fucking.
Comet Tail would never wear something so ridiculous
in fact he never wears anything, for he is the best horse.
I like when we are Comet Horse
we should be Comet Horse for a little bit longer
well they weren't going to be fillies forever
>Release Date: 15 Sep, 2015
Why is Kotaku such a steaming shitpile of a website?
uh oh a nosy yellow pegasus intercepted it
I haven't been giving her enough attention lately.
Horsey ponies best ponies.
Speaking of which, what was this guy's secret?
The world must never know.
I watched it again for the first time since it aired and it made me tear up again
That ending is so sweet, I love it when a story feels complete
Be sure to feed your Pony friend a sugar cube when she does what you say in order to slowly condition obedience.
I miss Ryan Stiles man. I love that guy.
Also thanks for making me look that song up again, makes me feel warm and nostalgic. I feel like kicking on Super Mario Bros Super Show or some shit now
Zebras, great plains of Africa. One day, a Zebra is given wings and moves to Cloudsdale, but not without dealing with Pegasi laws
>music kicks back in
He'll have to survive in a place where no striped pony has gone before; skyward.
Gone Batty, coming soon to a local unicorns only theatre near you.
Yes this is Unf
Meet Rainbow Dash, a mare with all the flair and hair to make a girl go 'daaaayuuumm~'. No mare is safe from a strut this suggestive...
>cue Dash doing a strut
>look back over shoulder, blurry lens effect, wink at camera
>cue fainting mares
Cloud 9, coming this Summer to an adults only theatre near you
>Mourning Unicorn Twilight
>Acting like Alicorn Twilight and Unicorn Twilight aren't the same pony
I swear you anti-Twilicorn fags get dumber by the minute.
inb4 some bullshit about Twilicorn-Fags being blind sheeple or some dumb shit.
>cue spergy adjusting his denim jean jacket wearing camo cargo shorts
>adjusts his fedora, glare off glasses
"Uh, no. I'm sorry, guy, but I'm only interested in mares."
A true love story about a man from the wrong side of the basement, desperate for the affections of a sexy lesbian role model.
"Dash, please, just give me a chance!"
Spaghetti Westerner, probably not gonna happen anytime soon, so don't bother checking the local listings.
One has to wonder what the other group dynamics are like in that class, there are quite a few pones
We know a couple of other pairs or small groups of friends, but I wonder who else is friends with who and how close they are
Noi and her pal gotta be one of the tightest outside of the crusaders, as they have been around together for ages
do you sometimes wonder if you are the worst one in your group of friends.
I'm late as fuck and just finished season 4.
Is season 5 this good, or does is it downhill from here?
I was the guy that would sit back and let other people think they were the leader, then just be the leader. I always treated at least one person super good and the cheeseball of the group would usually get a focus of the blame for shit going wrong. I was never unfair about it, but I would point out annoyances to others.
I always feel like I'm a manipulator.
about 1/3 of that could definitely fit in her asshole.
dont touch my laxatives, i am saving those for diaper fetish night.
But isn't that EVERY night, ya sick fuck?
Would you let Lyra read your palm? Would you let her tell you your future?
>a shitload - $12.97
Fillies are the perfect and most economic daughterus.
might want to recheck your answers
Oh my god look at how cute Twilight is.
Look at her.
Sorry anon, no sex allowed in the high school dimension.
Too bad that mirror didn't take her to the college dimension instead.
>no sex allowed
I happen to have this on me if he decides to
but they would be formulated to be delicious for her
if she can't eat treats who knows what else she'll put in her mouth
That isn't peach filly anon
she can be peach filly if she wants to
Oh thanks, color. And of course she does. She is a prey animal.
I just couldn't remember what I called her when I saved the picture so she became peach 2.0 but then I remembered now
Noi is a name that many have used for her
I have no idea where it came from
>Holding Lily down and telling her how hungry you are
>Kissing her pony teats and licking and lightly nibbling her inner thighs
>Telling her you're going to eat her
>Eating her out
>Telling her how delicious she is
>Sharing the taste with her
I kind of like just labeling them [adjective] filly
I like to use the word filly, it's a good word, filly
Yep I enjoyed that too
I love the little background stuff the most
Daisy sucking on her little shovel cracked me up majorly too
Oh god, I'm a terrible partner.
No wonder I'm alone.
It was great
Focus would have been super great but at least she was clear enough to see what she was doing
>green with huge teeth
>garbage color scheme filly
>one shade from a red and black oc
Prove me wrong.
This one's close to being cute, but the mane design is too ugly.
Racing a motorcycle around a dirt track seems a like a really bad time for an existential crisis.
>I gave up my unicorn powers and magic for this shit.
what about the mane extension filly?
>This one's close to being cute, but the mane design is too ugly.
I can't believe you can look at that pic with that poor filly and still bully her
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
She's still in the pony mindset where panties are to be worn when you're about to fuck or trying to seduce someone.
It made her really unpopular in the locker room. Except with two particular girls.
Can't have anything distracting customers from the official freemium mobile phone game!
Jokes on them
I already have Comet Tail and never spent a dime
I have already won
Do Pathfinder or D&D 3.5, then add in the E6 rules to cap the level so no godly might in a world of ponies. Then just make class limitations based on race.
Really it wouldn't be that hard, just time consuming filling in all the gaps.
Ponies? Work with something like dragonborn of bahamut on a base race of halfling, Players pick one of three aspects when choosing pony. Flight, magic, or physical.
Buffalo? Start with half-orc, give them powerful build.
Griffon? I'd say just change the lore on raptorean.
Baby dragon? For players, do a dragonwrought kobold. Else just run a wyrmling dragon.
Timber wolves? Apply plant creature template to wolf/dire wolf. The giant alpha? Also apply monster of legend.
Ursa Minor? Bear with celestial template. Ursa Major? Add in the monster of legend template too.
Parasprite? Just a normal typical swarm monster.
Tatzlwurm? Give pseudonatural creature template to a purple worm.
Nightmare Moon? Shadow creature template on a mid-level caster.
Am I reading that right?
Also I forgot how metal Arimaspi was.
I wonder if Babs will be really proud to hear the CMC all got their cutie marks together.
I've been looking for a parody video that was ferris bueller's museum scene but at the end had a picture of apple jacks face looking stupid with some sound effect. Anyone know what I'm talking about and have the video?
Ultimately simpler but not 4e levels of stupid
Balancing is a lot better so having a flying race isn't as broken (since a mundane net will land anything) and magic isn't as superior so you wont have non-unicorns feeling inadequate. I also prefer the more hands off approach to skills being generally in favor of roleplaying.
Personally though, having done ponies in PF and 5e I'd just not go with D&D at all and go for something like FATE which would compliment a show-style adventure better.
I know what he's talking about, it has this face at the end.
I have a lot of weird fetishes.
And since I can't draw them and most people who draw the fetish are bad at drawing I'll just watch them.
I have never posted on this board before and I am met with that. I was scared I did something wrong for a second.
That would be the one. I can't find it anywhere.
>"heee i see that you are getting quite ERECT Dash"
Wash dem horses.
>Two ponies just chilling together regardless
>Not trying to talk, just enjoying each others company
>Watching English movies with Russian subtitles and Russian movies with English subtitles
>Both picking up stupid phrases in the opposite language and mispronouncing them
I would buy my filly all kinds of snacks.
Not sure if it has been said before but Applejack's lullaby to Applebloom "a cutie mark won't change you, no matter what you get" is really relevant now. Does anyone else think they planned it that way?
Why is Spike lubing up Twilight?
Oh god I forgot how adorable that scene was.
>"Okay Spike, let's try to get to the elbow this time!"
>Twilight Sparkles legs
Remember when they let Lauren guest write a rebuttal?
They probably let her do that because they got slammed hard for their shitty sjw review and needed to recover.
Idea's of what horror themed pony related stuff to draw?
>Pinkie Pie's secret is the Baby Shower Cake
>She was the one that baked it
>Therefore she knows if the inside of the cake is pink or blue and therefore a girl or a boy
>She has to keep the secret until the baby shower
Fucking surprise, It's a going to be a princess!
Cue tumblr complaining about "gendering" a child before it's even born.
A pony with a butt for its face, and a face for its butt.